Would you like me if I.....

[DreamsofFae]

Sure. I might find it weird, but why not.

if I preferred not to drive?

[impishcharm]

Certainly.

If I chauffeured you around in a hearse (equivalent of an impmobile  )?

[DreamsofFae]

Sure! That could be fun...

Run through sprinklers whenever I see them?

[impishcharm]

I'd keep a towel handy.

Sprayed you with silly string?

[DreamsofFae]

Of course! I love silly string! But be prepared for an attack back!

If I can't do a cartwheel?

[impishcharm]

That makes two of us.

If I take forever to decide what restaurant to go to?

[DreamsofFae]

We'll never eat, but sure!

If I don't always see the point in making the bed?

[impishcharm]

We share that logic.

I challenged you to a duel?

[Deamonbane]

So long as you don't mind getting your ass handed to you

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If I were a veritable TV and Movie enciclopedia?

[impishcharm]

That would come in handy.

If I constantly used you to answer all my TV and movie-related questions?

[Wispyr]

Yes, but I probably wouldn't be much help.

...Got crumbs all over the sofa?

[blue bunny sparkle]

That's no problem... its the bed it might bug me in!

If I got crumbs all over the bed?

[impishcharm]

I would make you pick them up... with your lips.

If I cried over spilled milk?

[blue bunny sparkle]

I would. I'm allergic to it anyway!

If I bought you Almond milk?

[impishcharm]

It all tastes the same to me.

If I broke up with you for not wearing pants? 

[blue bunny sparkle]

Oh? I thought you liked that?

If I wore baggy sweat pants instead?

[impishcharm]

That is hardly an improvement.

Poured ice-cold water all over you?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Only if you warmed me up after.

If I took you to the beach and the water was bathwater warm?

[impishcharm]

You'd better supply me with sunblock.

If I stayed under an umbrella the entire time?

[blue bunny sparkle]

I'd be right there with you... except for little forays into the water to cool down.

If I drew your name in the sand with a heart around it?

[impishcharm]

D'aww.

If I kicked sand all over it?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Well.. I might be a tad disappointed.

If I drug you into the surf and messed up your hair?

[impishcharm]

HMPH!

If I caused you to have a wardrobe malfunction in the water? 

[blue bunny sparkle]

If you planned to do something with it...

If I did the same?

[impishcharm]

I'd borrow your pants to compensate... oh wait... 

If I used you as a human shield when a shark came to shore?