Would you like me if I.....

[Piper]

It depends. If they were yellow cake with chocolate frosting, we'd have a serious issue!

Would you like me if I drank coffee all. day. long?

[Knightshadow]

Only if the coffee helped you stay up and enjoy night activities!
;-)

Would you like me if I snored after lovemaking?

[Piper]

I'd consider it a compliment. As long as you're awake and out the door by 2200! You have a flight to catch!

Would you like me if I were unavoidably late for our date?

[Knightshadow]

I would have to punish you for being late!

Would you like me if I had lots of baggage and drama?

[Piper]

I'd help you unpack and gently help you let the drama go.

Would you like me if I were a giggle box when I get nervous?

[Beautiful Mystery]

Of course, that is cute!

Would you like me if I wasn't a morning person?

[Golden Spider]

Of course! Im not a morning person either.


Would you like me if I dont make my side of the bed?

[Piper]

No. You'd probably do it wrong anyway.

Would you like me if I reloaded the dishwasher because you didn't put things in the right place for space optimization?

[Zeth]

No, that drives me crazy.

Would you like me if I laid around in the nude when it is hot in the house?

[DrippingWords4562]

No, put some fucking underwear on. I don't need your sweaty ass and balls all over my furniture.

Would you like me if I sang in the shower, using the shampoo bottle as a microphone?

[Piper]

Yes. The best singing is done in the shower and the 'mic' helps get in character.

Would you like me if the video of you singing in the shower went viral?

[DrippingWords4562]

I wouldn't hold it against you.

Would you like me if I used my fame to start a singing-in-the-shower game show?

[Cayenne]

That sounds pretty good~ I suppose I'd like you in that far away "That person had a neat idea but is super famous thus I will never know them" kinda way~

Would you like me if I ... Suddenly became a health nut?~

[Knightshadow]

As long as you didn't make me eat the same way...

Would you like me if I became obsessed with beef stew and chicken lo mein?

[Piper]

I'd love you if you did! I'd cook all your favorites.

Would you like me if I started listening to your favorite bands, bought everything in your favorite color, read books you mentioned and pretty much became your (harmless) stalker?

[Knightshadow]

Stalking is a noble profession! Yes.

Would you like me if I carried a black dagger like my brothers do?

[Piper]

Yes. Then you could protect me from the other males.

Would you like me if I couldn't keep my hands off you?

[DrippingWords4562]

I hope so. That would be awkward otherwise.

Would you like me if I got a tattoo across my chest that read "I <3 Tortas" ?

[Zeth]

Yes, I would like you.

Would you like me if I collected funny lawn gnomes?

[Piper]

Yes! I love the kitchy stuff! I mean, don't put them on my lawn but sure...you could collect them and I'd coo about how cute they were!

Would you like me if I were a procrastinator?

[Golden Spider]

Sure I would. We'd Be two peas in the same pod


Would you like me If I burst out singing randomly?

[ChicagoOkie]

That really depends on whether or not you are on key. If it doesn't sound like someone killing a cat, I would say yes.

Would you like me if I only listened to Spanish speaking television and radio in an attempt to learn the language?

[Piper]

Of course. I'd appreciate your attempt to learn something new. That's admirable.

Would you like me if I watched a handful of movies over and over again, each time I caught them on and even sometimes purposely putting them on to watch them? (ie You've Got Mail, Ghostbusters, The Breakfast Club (and pretty much any John Hughes movie)

[Knightshadow]

As long as you threw in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles!

Would you like me if I was grounded in one spot for a year and a half?

[Golden Spider]

Depends on what grounded means?

Would you like me if I had a chair in the living room which is mine and mine alone.