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Offline Beguile's Mistress

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7425 on: July 30, 2015, 10:12:46 AM »
I could deal with that. :-)

Would you like me if I ate all of your cupcakes?

Offline Piper

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7426 on: July 30, 2015, 11:17:39 AM »
It depends. If they were yellow cake with chocolate frosting, we'd have a serious issue!

Would you like me if I drank coffee all. day. long?

Offline Knightshadow

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7427 on: July 30, 2015, 05:39:53 PM »
Only if the coffee helped you stay up and enjoy night activities!
;-)

Would you like me if I snored after lovemaking?

Offline Piper

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7428 on: July 30, 2015, 06:15:12 PM »
I'd consider it a compliment. As long as you're awake and out the door by 2200! You have a flight to catch!

Would you like me if I were unavoidably late for our date?

Offline Knightshadow

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7429 on: July 30, 2015, 06:31:51 PM »
I would have to punish you for being late!

Would you like me if I had lots of baggage and drama?

Offline Piper

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7430 on: July 30, 2015, 07:52:51 PM »
I'd help you unpack and gently help you let the drama go. ;)

Would you like me if I were a giggle box when I get nervous?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7431 on: July 31, 2015, 12:09:58 AM »
Of course, that is cute!

Would you like me if I wasn't a morning person?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7432 on: July 31, 2015, 12:14:07 AM »
Of course! Im not a morning person either.


Would you like me if I dont make my side of the bed?

Offline Piper

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7433 on: July 31, 2015, 12:24:56 AM »
No. You'd probably do it wrong anyway. ;)

Would you like me if I reloaded the dishwasher because you didn't put things in the right place for space optimization?

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7434 on: July 31, 2015, 12:42:05 AM »
No, that drives me crazy.

Would you like me if I laid around in the nude when it is hot in the house?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7435 on: July 31, 2015, 05:09:47 AM »
No, put some fucking underwear on. I don't need your sweaty ass and balls all over my furniture.

Would you like me if I sang in the shower, using the shampoo bottle as a microphone?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7436 on: July 31, 2015, 03:50:17 PM »
Yes. The best singing is done in the shower and the 'mic' helps get in character.

Would you like me if the video of you singing in the shower went viral?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7437 on: July 31, 2015, 04:00:16 PM »
I wouldn't hold it against you.

Would you like me if I used my fame to start a singing-in-the-shower game show?

Offline Cayenne

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7438 on: August 01, 2015, 09:39:04 AM »
That sounds pretty good~ I suppose I'd like you in that far away "That person had a neat idea but is super famous thus I will never know them" kinda way~

Would you like me if I ... Suddenly became a health nut?~

Offline Knightshadow

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7439 on: August 01, 2015, 05:54:24 PM »
As long as you didn't make me eat the same way...

Would you like me if I became obsessed with beef stew and chicken lo mein?

Offline Piper

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7440 on: August 01, 2015, 06:07:04 PM »
I'd love you if you did! I'd cook all your favorites.

Would you like me if I started listening to your favorite bands, bought everything in your favorite color, read books you mentioned and pretty much became your (harmless) stalker?

Offline Knightshadow

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7441 on: August 01, 2015, 06:34:50 PM »
Stalking is a noble profession! Yes.

Would you like me if I carried a black dagger like my brothers do?

Offline Piper

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7442 on: August 01, 2015, 07:50:45 PM »
Yes. Then you could protect me from the other males.

Would you like me if I couldn't keep my hands off you?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7443 on: August 01, 2015, 07:52:40 PM »
I hope so. That would be awkward otherwise.

Would you like me if I got a tattoo across my chest that read "I <3 Tortas" ?

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7444 on: August 01, 2015, 11:28:08 PM »
Yes, I would like you.

Would you like me if I collected funny lawn gnomes?

Offline Piper

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7445 on: August 07, 2015, 11:52:15 AM »
Yes! I love the kitchy stuff! I mean, don't put them on my lawn but sure...you could collect them and I'd coo about how cute they were!

Would you like me if I were a procrastinator?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7446 on: August 07, 2015, 12:12:27 PM »
Sure I would. We'd Be two peas in the same pod


Would you like me If I burst out singing randomly?

Offline ChicagoOkie

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7447 on: August 07, 2015, 12:22:38 PM »
That really depends on whether or not you are on key. If it doesn't sound like someone killing a cat, I would say yes.

Would you like me if I only listened to Spanish speaking television and radio in an attempt to learn the language?

Offline Piper

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7448 on: August 07, 2015, 02:32:59 PM »
Of course. I'd appreciate your attempt to learn something new. That's admirable.

Would you like me if I watched a handful of movies over and over again, each time I caught them on and even sometimes purposely putting them on to watch them? (ie You've Got Mail, Ghostbusters, The Breakfast Club (and pretty much any John Hughes movie)

Offline Knightshadow

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7449 on: August 07, 2015, 06:10:32 PM »
As long as you threw in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles!

Would you like me if I was grounded in one spot for a year and a half?