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Offline Golden Spider

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7400 on: July 25, 2015, 06:04:02 PM »
Fuck yeah, Scooby Doo rocks!

What about if I can't play scary games for the life of me?

Offline Soulfire

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7401 on: July 25, 2015, 06:11:19 PM »
Works for me - I jump and tense up so bad during them that I inevitably die a ridiculously embarrassing death.

Would you like me if I cooked a wonderful meal, but there wasn't enough to make you feel full at the end?

Offline KieraJade

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7402 on: July 25, 2015, 09:21:06 PM »
Hey girl, if you took care of dinner, no worries. I'll take care of dessert.

Would you like me if I liked to watch trashy tv shows at night before bed?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7403 on: July 26, 2015, 02:25:49 PM »
Wouldn't bother me, as long as you kept the volume low enough for me to read.

Would you like me if I kept a collection of swords mounted on the wall?

Offline Soulfire

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7404 on: July 26, 2015, 02:29:11 PM »
Um, yes!

Would you like me if I jumped around the corner and scared you on purpose?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7405 on: July 26, 2015, 02:52:45 PM »
I'm unphased by jump scares. I heard your breathing three steps before I reached the corner.

Would you like me if I broke down and cried after you "scared" me, just to mess with you back?

Offline Soulfire

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7406 on: July 26, 2015, 03:06:01 PM »
Omg, did you just call me a heavy  breather? *teasing grin*

I would! I love it when people mess with me just as much as I mess with them. :-)

Would you like me if I accidentally filled the sugar container with salt, and ruined your coffee?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7407 on: July 26, 2015, 09:57:13 PM »
Maaybe. Maaybe not. Maybe I said I could get your breath heavy.  ;)

If there's coffee in my cup, said cup is already ruined. I don't drink the stuff. If you were to replace my brown sugar with cinnamon and ruin my tea, we would have words. (Question: how do you "accidentally" replace the entire sugar container with salt??)

Would you like me if I set a pillow on the ground for your knees and gave you head scratches while you worked (or played, hopefully you see it this way)?

Offline Galanthor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7408 on: July 27, 2015, 04:30:15 PM »
No...i'd most likely bite you.

Would you like me if I made breakfast, but it tastes horrible?

Offline Soulfire

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7409 on: July 27, 2015, 06:45:43 PM »
Maaybe. Maaybe not. Maybe I said I could get your breath heavy.  ;)

If there's coffee in my cup, said cup is already ruined. I don't drink the stuff. If you were to replace my brown sugar with cinnamon and ruin my tea, we would have words. (Question: how do you "accidentally" replace the entire sugar container with salt??)

LOL You said nothing of the sort.. but points to you for trying to turn that around. ;)

I've never thought about brown sugar in tea before.. and as for salt in the sugar container... Perhaps both are bought in bulk and stored in identical containers, which, of itself, is a horrible idea. But not the point!

No...i'd most likely bite you.

Would you like me if I made breakfast, but it tastes horrible?

I'd think it was adorable, and would try to choke it down anyway.


Would you like me if I only wanted flowers for Valentines so I could tear the petals off and make my own potpourri?

Offline Beguile's Mistress

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7410 on: July 27, 2015, 06:56:20 PM »
Would you like me if a deliberately tried to drive you crazy? ;D

Offline PravicordiusRex

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7411 on: July 28, 2015, 03:15:49 AM »
Yes, for me that's just another kind of foreplay.

Would you like me if I tickled you until you begged me to stop?

Offline Piper

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7412 on: July 28, 2015, 09:16:25 AM »
No! I'd hate it. I hate being tickled; not being able to breath and feeling so weak from laughing (yes, I still laugh even tho I hate it) that I can't defend myself.

Would you like me if you ended up hurt after you initiated rough housing and I retaliated with force?

Offline DrippingWords4562

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7413 on: July 28, 2015, 04:03:10 PM »
No. You hate tickling and you attack when someone messes around with you. We wouldn't get along at all.

Would you like me if I had two cats and named them Frick and Frack?

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7414 on: July 28, 2015, 05:49:13 PM »
Only if we also had two dogs named "Paddy " and "Whack"

would you like me if I MUST watch tv with subtitles?

Offline Zeth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7415 on: July 28, 2015, 09:12:07 PM »
Yes, I watch tv with subtitles.

Would you like me if I kissed you for no reason?

Offline Galanthor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7416 on: July 29, 2015, 04:45:20 AM »
No, sir we barely know each other.

Would you like me if I bake you cake but ate it on the way?

Offline Seara

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7417 on: July 29, 2015, 10:34:12 AM »
Sorry, but no. You eat my cake I may hunt you down and tie you up until you go make me another one you eat that cake and well the dungeon is a nice place for people who eat my cake twice.

Would you like me if I put you in my dungeon?

Offline Galanthor

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7418 on: July 29, 2015, 10:48:22 AM »
Very much so.

Would you like me if i lead the rebellion to victory?

Offline Seara

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7419 on: July 29, 2015, 11:04:35 AM »
That depends, was the rebellion warranted or was it over something that could be diplomatically sorted out? If it was completely warranted and diplomacy failed then yes. If not then no.

Would you like me if I put the needs of the many over the needs of the few?

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7420 on: July 29, 2015, 12:09:24 PM »
Of Course, that is the only logical way

Would you like me if I had to die because of he Horcrux in my head?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7421 on: July 29, 2015, 04:45:53 PM »
No. TEAM DRACO!

Would you like me if I bleached my hair blond?

Offline Golden Spider

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7422 on: July 29, 2015, 11:21:56 PM »
I would not. you'd look too much like malfoy

Would you like me is I disregarded the HP7 epilouge because i didnt agree with the ships?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7423 on: July 30, 2015, 05:58:03 AM »
Sure.

Would you like me if I changed the subject away from Harry Potter?

Offline blue bunny sparkle

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #7424 on: July 30, 2015, 09:00:14 AM »
Of course...

Would you like me if I only talked about cupcakes?