Would you like me if I.....

[Soulfire]

Works for me - I jump and tense up so bad during them that I inevitably die a ridiculously embarrassing death.

Would you like me if I cooked a wonderful meal, but there wasn't enough to make you feel full at the end?

[KieraJade]

Hey girl, if you took care of dinner, no worries. I'll take care of dessert.

Would you like me if I liked to watch trashy tv shows at night before bed?

[DrippingWords4562]

Wouldn't bother me, as long as you kept the volume low enough for me to read.

Would you like me if I kept a collection of swords mounted on the wall?

[Soulfire]

Um, yes!

Would you like me if I jumped around the corner and scared you on purpose?

[DrippingWords4562]

I'm unphased by jump scares. I heard your breathing three steps before I reached the corner.

Would you like me if I broke down and cried after you "scared" me, just to mess with you back?

[Soulfire]

Omg, did you just call me a heavy  breather? *teasing grin*

I would! I love it when people mess with me just as much as I mess with them.

Would you like me if I accidentally filled the sugar container with salt, and ruined your coffee?

[DrippingWords4562]

Maaybe. Maaybe not. Maybe I said I could get your breath heavy. 

If there's coffee in my cup, said cup is already ruined. I don't drink the stuff. If you were to replace my brown sugar with cinnamon and ruin my tea, we would have words. (Question: how do you "accidentally" replace the entire sugar container with salt??)

Would you like me if I set a pillow on the ground for your knees and gave you head scratches while you worked (or played, hopefully you see it this way)?

[Galanthor]

No...i'd most likely bite you.

Would you like me if I made breakfast, but it tastes horrible?

[Soulfire]

Maaybe. Maaybe not. Maybe I said I could get your breath heavy. 

If there's coffee in my cup, said cup is already ruined. I don't drink the stuff. If you were to replace my brown sugar with cinnamon and ruin my tea, we would have words. (Question: how do you "accidentally" replace the entire sugar container with salt??)

LOL You said nothing of the sort.. but points to you for trying to turn that around.

I've never thought about brown sugar in tea before.. and as for salt in the sugar container... Perhaps both are bought in bulk and stored in identical containers, which, of itself, is a horrible idea. But not the point!

No...i'd most likely bite you.

Would you like me if I made breakfast, but it tastes horrible?

I'd think it was adorable, and would try to choke it down anyway.


Would you like me if I only wanted flowers for Valentines so I could tear the petals off and make my own potpourri?

[Beguile's Mistress]

Would you like me if a deliberately tried to drive you crazy?

[PravicordiusRex]

Yes, for me that's just another kind of foreplay.

Would you like me if I tickled you until you begged me to stop?

[Piper]

No! I'd hate it. I hate being tickled; not being able to breath and feeling so weak from laughing (yes, I still laugh even tho I hate it) that I can't defend myself.

Would you like me if you ended up hurt after you initiated rough housing and I retaliated with force?

[DrippingWords4562]

No. You hate tickling and you attack when someone messes around with you. We wouldn't get along at all.

Would you like me if I had two cats and named them Frick and Frack?

[Golden Spider]

Only if we also had two dogs named "Paddy " and "Whack"

would you like me if I MUST watch tv with subtitles?

[Zeth]

Yes, I watch tv with subtitles.

Would you like me if I kissed you for no reason?

[Galanthor]

No, sir we barely know each other.

Would you like me if I bake you cake but ate it on the way?

[Seara]

Sorry, but no. You eat my cake I may hunt you down and tie you up until you go make me another one you eat that cake and well the dungeon is a nice place for people who eat my cake twice.

Would you like me if I put you in my dungeon?

[Galanthor]

Very much so.

Would you like me if i lead the rebellion to victory?

[Seara]

That depends, was the rebellion warranted or was it over something that could be diplomatically sorted out? If it was completely warranted and diplomacy failed then yes. If not then no.

Would you like me if I put the needs of the many over the needs of the few?

[Golden Spider]

Of Course, that is the only logical way

Would you like me if I had to die because of he Horcrux in my head?

[DrippingWords4562]

No. TEAM DRACO!

Would you like me if I bleached my hair blond?

[Golden Spider]

I would not. you'd look too much like malfoy

Would you like me is I disregarded the HP7 epilouge because i didnt agree with the ships?

[DrippingWords4562]

Sure.

Would you like me if I changed the subject away from Harry Potter?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Of course...

Would you like me if I only talked about cupcakes?

[Beguile's Mistress]

I could deal with that.

Would you like me if I ate all of your cupcakes?