Maaybe. Maaybe not. Maybe I said I could get your breath heavy.
If there's coffee in my cup, said cup is already ruined. I don't drink the stuff. If you were to replace my brown sugar with cinnamon and ruin my tea, we would have words. (Question: how do you "accidentally" replace the entire sugar container with salt??)
LOL You said nothing of the sort.. but points to you for trying to turn that around.
I've never thought about brown sugar in tea before.. and as for salt in the sugar container... Perhaps both are bought in bulk and stored in identical containers, which, of itself, is a horrible idea. But not the point!
No...i'd most likely bite you.
Would you like me if I made breakfast, but it tastes horrible?
I'd think it was adorable, and would try to choke it down anyway.
Would you like me if I only wanted flowers for Valentines so I could tear the petals off and make my own potpourri?