Would you like me if I.....

[Belle33]

No. 

Would you like me if I owned minnie mouse ears?

[DrippingWords4562]

(But it does! Six Flags and Knott's are much better.)

Sure. I used to have a pair of Mickey's, but they're long gone.

Would you like me if I talked in a fake British accent when I drank alcohol?

[Belle33]

(All amusement parks are paradise to me :)

Yes - that would actually be pretty funny.

Would you like me if I had to leave?  Goodnight :)

[Asphodel Terrarium]

No! You are a valuable member of this site/family.

Would you like me if I pushed the door on your face and lock it as to prevent you from the danger that lies inside the room?

[PleaseBeGentle]

Ow! No! I'll make my own mistake! *rubbing nose*

If I held you down so the doctor could give you a shot?

[Captain Maltese]

This would be a dangerous idea as I react aggressively to being forced into anything, even when it is meant helpfully.

Would you like me if I told you to stay back and just watch over me while the doctor did whatever he had to do?

[PleaseBeGentle]

Yes. As long as you don't try to run away.

Would you like me if I rubbed the sore spot after the shot?

[Mihkul]

I most certainly would.

Would you like me if I served you breakfast in bed?

[PleaseBeGentle]

Oh, yes...though I'd feel obligated to protest a little (that's not necessary, I can get it myself, etc).

Would you like me if I asked you to feed me?

[DrippingWords4562]

Depends on what you want me to put in your mouth.

Would you like me if I made airplane noises as I did it?

[PleaseBeGentle]

The breakfast, silly! And yes.

Would you like me if I had difficulty eating because I'm giggling so?

[DrippingWords4562]

As long as you don't make too much of a mess or waste too much food, sure.

Would you like me if I had to open a door twice every time I walked through one?

[Belle33]

A harmless quirk - no problem.

Would you like me if I opened the door for you?

[Asphodel Terrarium]

No; I'd like to open the door by myself.

Would you like me if I give you food instead of cash?

[Belle33]

No.  Cash is king.

Would you like me if I burned popcorn in your microwave?

[Asphodel Terrarium]

No!

Would you like me if I give you a sweet hug?

[Belle33]

Who could say no to flavored hugs?

Would you like me if I gave you a salty pinch? 

[DrippingWords4562]

No, I have a heavier pallet than that. You're gonna need at least a dash.

Would you like me if I drank pineapple juice?

[PleaseBeGentle]

Yes.

Would you like me if I pulled your ears?

[Mihkul]

Oh yes...pull away

Would you like me if I held you close?

[PleaseBeGentle]

Good. I have a thing about ears. 

Yes. I would like you very much.

Would you like me if I nuzzled your neck?

[steele]

That would be quite the treat, if your nose was as warm and soft as your hands.

.. took you skydiving..?

[CassieBear]

No. Heights and something about jumping out of a plane to possibly my death puts my teeth on edge. >.> I can't even jump off of a swing without thinking I'm going to break every bone in my body.

Would you like me if I sang a song just for you?

[Belle33]

That would be lovely.

Would you like me if I tickled your toes?

[steele]

you could tickle me anywhere ..

Would you like me if I let you lead each slow dance throughout the night?