Would you like me if I.....

[Wispyr]

I'm lost if I don't lead, so works for me!

...Used you to practice my shibari?

[steele]

I guess if you were good at it, I wouldn't have a choice after the first knot.

... showed you a few rope tricks as well?

[Autumn52]

as long as they did not include using said tricks on me then yes I would be interested

If I baked cookies for the neighbors and forgot to save you some?

[DrippingWords4562]

Then I'll bake my own cookies and *forget* to share with you.

Would you like me if I read in bed every night before nodding off to sleep?

[Wispyr]

Sure. Wouldn't bother me at all.

...glomped you while we slept and entangled you in my limbs.

[CassieBear]

Would love it.

Would you like me if I painted your nails (finger or toe, your choice) any color you wanted every week?

[steele]

Surely.. However my choice would be the same for each day..Clear coated ..

...If I were a little more open- minded?

[Autumn52]

open minded is always good, so sure.

If I threw you a surprise it's not your birthday birthday party?

[steele]

I love surprises!! Parties not so much..Small parties I can handle, but my preference would be only you and I.

..if I pampered you like a fragile piece of blown glass?

[CassieBear]

No... I'll take a relaxing massage here or a nice dinner there, but nothing beyond that. I'm not a fragile princess.

Would you like me if I always had a child-like view of the world?

[steele]

a child like perspective would be a welcome sight compared to the truthful realities of today.

..If I booked us on a cruise of the Antarctic?

[CassieBear]

Yes! I could go see the penguins!

.. if I begged you to buy me a penguin?

[DrippingWords4562]

No. I don't condone the penguin black market and neither should you.

Would you like me if I suggested we instead cared for an injured, wild penguin and released him back into his natural habitat upon completion of his rehabilitation program?

[CassieBear]

<.< There are legal ways to obtain a penguin, I'm sure. But yes, I would enjoy helping rescue and caring for injured penguins and then returning them to their natural habitats.

Would you like me if I shared my lunch with you every day for the next year?

[Duke89]

Yes...but I'm a picky eater

[Duke89]

Wait, forgot my question

Would you like me if we had a terrible sexual experience with one another?

[BellaVita]

Yes! Experiences could be worked on

Would you like me if I didn't shave my legs for a month?

[VigilantLlama]

Yes, what's a little leg hair between friends?

Would you like me if I beat you at Scrabble?

[Kellykonnoisseur]

I won't. I am very competitive when it comes to scrabble.

Would you like me if I let you win at scrabble?

[Galanthor]

No...that'd actually insult me.

Would you like me i was dressed in a teddy bear costume?

[BellaVita]

Depends, are you naked underneath? 

Would you like me if I saved over your Pokemon save?

[Galanthor]

Depends...have you gotten further than me?

Would you like me if it turns out I was your archnemesis as well as brother all along?

[Kaia]

That wouldn't be a new thing for me, so...it would depend on how mean you were

If I disappeared randomly without explanation, on a regular basis?

[Wispyr]

I mean... I wouldn't dislike you. I'd probably be annoyed though...

...Borrowed your bike without asking?

[DrippingWords4562]

No. It's pretty much brand new, I put a lot of money and work into it. Don't touch my shit.

Would you like me if I kissed your cheek every time I saw you?