Would you like me if I.....

[blue bunny sparkle]

I'm a terrible swimmer... I don't think a shark could get so close to the beach where I am comfortable!

If I got sand in your shorts?

[impishcharm]

I would hate you forever.

If I dogpiled you with baby bunnies?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Oh! I would go all gushy!

If I dog-piled you with sparkles?

[impishcharm]

No! Not the sparkles!

If I burned all the sparkles?

[blue bunny sparkle]

Wait. What? *blinks slowly and painfully* wha?

I'm sorry I can never talk to you again.

If I never talked to you again?

[impishcharm]

I'm be very sad.

If I replaced the sparkles with gold?

[blue bunny sparkle]

closer... closer.... *smiles*

okay! lets talk!

If I showered you with presents?

[impishcharm]

They'd better be the good kind. No funny business.

If I believed I could fly?

[blue bunny sparkle]

You can! You can! I believe in you!

If I urged you to follow your dreams?

[impishcharm]

Support is awesome.

If I only had nightmares?

[Seviant]

Yes, I'd make sure you were comforted and cared for after every nightmare.

Would you like me if I serenaded you below your window?

[impishcharm]

Possibly. If I knew you weren't a crazy person.

If I released the hounds on you?

[Seviant]

Sure, I need the exercise...

Would you like me if I offered you a gift?

[impishcharm]

Who wouldn't? 

If I attempted to cook you dinner but ended up burning it?

[Seviant]

Yeah, it's not your fault, I'm still grateful, burnt or not.

Would you like me if I took a photograph of you if I asked permission?

[impishcharm]

Sure, just don't expect me to say cheese.

If I made a ridiculous face to ruin the Kodak moment?

[Beguile's Mistress]

Sure!  Those can be really funny or good for blackmailing you!

Would you like me if I made you a batch of cookies with pureed vegetables in them?

[Phoenixrisen]

You made me cookies, what's not to like?

Would you like me if I crafted a handmade gift for you, with more love than actual skill?

[Beguile's Mistress]

Anything handmade with love is something to be treasured.

...if I packed your lunch for you every day?

[Beautiful Mystery]

Of course! That would be amazing!

Didn't want to wear makeup every day?

[Phoenixrisen]

Of course, I almost never do.

...never wore make up?

[impishcharm]

Suit yourself.

If I put some on you while you slept? 

[Phoenixrisen]

It couldn't be worse than Sharpie...

...put on animal make up?

[impishcharm]

Me next! Me next!

If I talked your ear off?

[Beguile's Mistress]

That really doesn't bother me.  I have good listening skills.

...if I sang off key really loud in the showe?