Granted, you get to spend a wonderfully romantic evening with Antonio Banderas, where he tries to fulfill all of your desires... of course, it's not the
Antonio Banderas, but an Antonio Banderas that crossed the border about three weeks ago, doesn't know a word of English, and smells strongly of tequila and donkey sweat.
I wish I didn't have these accursed allergies!As an aside...
Granted, but you waste almost all of them by attempting to stuff them all onto your penis at the same time.
(I laughed so
hard at this! Brilliant!)