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Offline xXStarlightXx

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #950 on: September 02, 2008, 08:01:30 PM »
Wish granted but now you can't decifer the difference between them and are lost in the time warps forever.

I wish my I didn't have to deal with hurtful men.

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #951 on: September 02, 2008, 10:15:16 PM »
Granted, but now you're really into BDSM and none of your partners will "hurt" you.

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

Offline Idej

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #952 on: September 03, 2008, 12:34:35 AM »
Granted, you are now an Insomniac.

I wish that I knew what the meaning of life was.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #953 on: September 03, 2008, 12:52:25 AM »
Granted. Now you know the meaning of life is... [size=12] 42[/size], but you don't know why.

I wish I could speak Italian.

Online Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #954 on: September 03, 2008, 03:45:02 AM »
Wish granted, you transform into fat old italian widow who speaks in perfect sexy accented italian.

I wish I would not need anything from life, and just enjoy it.

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #955 on: September 03, 2008, 10:25:45 AM »
Granted but you're now in your mid 70s and retired.

I wish I could be like Mike.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #956 on: September 03, 2008, 03:34:35 PM »
Granted. Michale Jackson- enjoy.

I wish my new shoes were more comfortable.

Offline Idej

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #957 on: September 03, 2008, 04:26:49 PM »
Granted, but you eventually get really bad athletes foot due to the fact that the shoes are so comfortable that you do not want to take them off.

I wish that the Galactic Empire(Star Wars) invaded Earth and not destroy it with any super-weapons.

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #958 on: September 03, 2008, 06:49:29 PM »
Granted but Lucas eventually hates how it came out on film so he cuts it out of the movie, buries it in a vault, then in a later DVD puts it back in, then in a later one takes it back out... Meanwhile flamewars erupt across millions of internet forums destroying the internet.

I wish Del Potro took Andy Murray to 5 sets.

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #959 on: September 06, 2008, 06:30:13 PM »
Granted, but it's interrupted by a rain delay.

I wish I didn't cause this thread to die...

Online Zaer Darkwail

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #960 on: September 06, 2008, 06:51:45 PM »
Wish granted, thread continues but you forget it ever existed.

I wish I could get more writing partners so there is no moment while checking here where I can post with nice partners nice posts.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #961 on: September 06, 2008, 07:00:23 PM »
Granted. (I wish I had more games going too.)

However, you forget what you were going to write about. For all eternity!

I wish I could have heat vision!

Offline Will

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #962 on: September 06, 2008, 07:14:03 PM »
Granted, but now your monitor is melting to slag.  Look away, man!

I wish there were more hours in the day...

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #963 on: September 06, 2008, 08:18:28 PM »
Granted but your work day increases from 8 hours to 16 and have less time off from work.

I wish my desk didn't collapse last night.

Offline Atlus

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #964 on: September 06, 2008, 08:20:03 PM »
Granted. Your desk now collapsed two nights ago.

I wish I could get paid for my ideas.

Offline Inkidu

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #965 on: September 06, 2008, 08:21:16 PM »
Granted you get paid for your ideas but your ideas were already patented by Paradox so you end up paying him all of it in royalties.

I wish I had a turkey sandwich that wasn't dry.
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Offline Will

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #966 on: September 06, 2008, 09:15:20 PM »
Granted...Will hands you a glass of water with a sandwich in it.

I wish I was my own boss.

Offline Inkidu

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #967 on: September 06, 2008, 09:42:09 PM »
Granted. You are your own boss, but you can't stand yourself as your boss so you quit and become unemployed.

I wish, I knew which school of business I wanted to major in.

Offline Idej

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #968 on: September 07, 2008, 02:13:59 AM »
Granted, you know which school you want to go in, but you immediately become broke due to some loan that you have no idea that you filed has not been paid for and the bank comes to take all of your stuff away.  You are now homeless and do not have the money to go to where you want to go.

I wish that I could run for President of the United States.

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #969 on: September 07, 2008, 04:04:51 AM »
 Granted, but you a close election to a one armed, female from Delaware.

  I wish I wasn't so goofy all the time.

Offline Will

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #970 on: September 07, 2008, 12:54:16 PM »
Granted, now you work at Disney World wearing the Goofy suit, but only part-time.

I wish for world peace.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #971 on: September 07, 2008, 01:01:14 PM »
Granted, however it is caused by the only way possible. All the humans die.

I wish I had more material at my house for sewing.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #972 on: September 07, 2008, 01:09:48 PM »
Granted, an Acme Sewing Co. eighteen wheeler crashes through the front of your house.

I wish I was a mage.

Offline Idej

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #973 on: September 07, 2008, 03:00:46 PM »
Granted, but you are sent to Krynn where you are deemed a renegade wizard and is killed by Dalamar the Dark.

I wish that I was an Emperor of Rome.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #974 on: September 07, 2008, 03:20:23 PM »
Granted. Did someone ever tell you what happened to Caesar?


I wish I was less easily distracted.