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Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1100 on: October 16, 2008, 12:44:04 PM »
Granted but you find yourself incredibly bored by the infomercials on at 3AM so you decide to try to get back to bed only to fail.

I wish my optometrist was free.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1101 on: October 16, 2008, 05:11:47 PM »
Granted but you find yourself incredibly bored by the infomercials on at 3AM so you decide to try to get back to bed only to fail.

I wish my optometrist was free.

Wish granted. You have a lovely evening together and enjoy each other's company.

I wish I could star in my own TV show.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1102 on: October 16, 2008, 06:51:54 PM »
Wish granted, you are the star character of My Mother the Car. The shortest running show ever. (Three episodes I think.) Oh and you're also a car.

I wish I was always correct.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1103 on: October 17, 2008, 08:50:15 AM »
Granted but people still think you're a stuck up ass hole and don't listen to you.

I wish somebody would call me.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1104 on: October 17, 2008, 09:37:22 AM »
Wish granted you are constantly called by annoying telemarketers.

I wish that I had a super-fast internet connection.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1105 on: October 17, 2008, 07:34:28 PM »
Granted but that means that spyware, spam, and other bad things download super fast and clog up your connection.

I wish I didn't have this pounding headache. 

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1106 on: October 17, 2008, 07:41:54 PM »
Granted you're castrated and without any anesthesia.

I wish I could have all the money I'll ever need. Just by pulling it out of my pocket. 

Offline Revolverman

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1107 on: October 17, 2008, 08:37:49 PM »
Granted you're castrated and without any anesthesia.

I wish I could have all the money I'll ever need. Just by pulling it out of my pocket. 

Granted, you cause hyperinflation and ruin the wealth of all, and killed.


I wish I had more pop.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1108 on: October 17, 2008, 09:15:57 PM »
Granted, you cause hyperinflation and ruin the wealth of all, and killed.


I wish I had more pop.
Wish granted every step you take now emits the sound of a loud firecracker going off. You spook and are consequently stampeded by a herd of marmots. A lot of marmots.

I wish I ruled the world. 

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1109 on: October 18, 2008, 09:30:24 AM »
Granted, your Majesty.

I wish I were just two inches taller.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1110 on: October 18, 2008, 09:32:21 AM »
(Well how is that a perversion of my wish? ???)

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1111 on: October 18, 2008, 09:49:33 AM »
(It's a perversion of a perverted wish  ;D)

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1112 on: October 18, 2008, 10:08:56 AM »
(It's a perversion of a perverted wish  ;D)
(Not seeing it.)

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1113 on: October 21, 2008, 09:24:51 AM »
I wish Inkidu's wish was perverted.

Offline MusicNeverDies

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1114 on: October 21, 2008, 04:39:25 PM »
Granted, but then it becomes a sentient event and happens to you specifically.

I wish this thread was back in order.

Offline Kalen

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1115 on: October 21, 2008, 04:54:33 PM »
Granted.  But you have to personally retype every single post for that to happen.

I wish that I wasn't such a drama magnet!

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1116 on: October 21, 2008, 05:01:13 PM »
Granted, but now you're a Drama Queen!  Complete with pink power suit, overly done make-up and a bad 80's wig.

I wish I had a faster laptop.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1117 on: October 21, 2008, 07:20:47 PM »
Granted, but now you're a Drama Queen!  Complete with pink power suit, overly done make-up and a bad 80's wig.

I wish I had a faster laptop.
Granted, but now you have no internet access.

I wish I could write more often.

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1118 on: October 22, 2008, 09:04:41 AM »
Granted, but you just write a bunch of threatening letters to celebrities begging for money.

I wish it was a little bit warmer.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1119 on: October 22, 2008, 09:39:39 AM »
Granted, but now you have no internet access.

I wish I could write more often.
Granted but you can no longer listen to music ever in trade.

I wish, I had a two-hundred I.Q.

Offline Paradox

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1120 on: October 22, 2008, 09:58:15 AM »
Granted, but you suck at life.

I wish I could find that last winning McNopoly piece!

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1121 on: October 22, 2008, 02:15:02 PM »
Granted but you have to eat thousands of boxes of fries, and although it tastes good you wind up with massively elevated blood pressure resulting in a heart attack when you find it, you wind up spending your winnings on your medical bills.

I wish my last wish wasn't skipped over.

Offline OllieGarkey

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1122 on: October 22, 2008, 03:03:43 PM »
Granted, but all wishes you make from now on WILL be. Oh, and your pants are on fire.

I wish I wasn't going to be in trouble toniight.

Offline jstarz

Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1123 on: October 23, 2008, 09:19:30 AM »
Granted, your wife finds out about it tomorrow night.

I wish I had some new socks.

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Re: Perverted Wishes
« Reply #1124 on: October 23, 2008, 10:16:36 AM »
Granted, but they mismatched and are the wrong size.

I wish I had new shoes!