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Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #725 on: August 30, 2011, 01:13:29 AM »
Wish granted. The snow globe drops from your hand and you are exiled into the land of sunshine.  >:)

I wish it would stay warm all through the autumn.


Offline Reagan

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #726 on: August 31, 2011, 06:16:38 PM »
Granted, but the inclement warmth whips all the fall leaves into forest fires, decimating your hometown.

I wish it wasn't midnight here.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #727 on: August 31, 2011, 07:19:25 PM »
Wish granted. However the sun forgets to come up and you are left in the dark.

I wish I had wings.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #728 on: August 31, 2011, 08:51:21 PM »
Granted but they are chicken wings. You can't fly but you can flap them nicely and run around.

I wish I had a faster laptop.

Offline The Spazzy One

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #729 on: August 31, 2011, 09:43:59 PM »
Granted, but it runs away. (I love puns, don't you? :P)

I wish I wasn't sick.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #730 on: September 01, 2011, 06:05:48 PM »
Granted, You won't throw up but unfortunately you are still bed ridden and still feel pretty awful. I think keeping all those germs inside your body rathen than throwing it up is making you feel worse...

I wish to have an enjoyable day tomorrow

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #731 on: September 02, 2011, 05:08:04 PM »
Granted, but tomorrow is today - and it's just about over - so I hope you enjoyed it while you could.

I wish I had a cuddle toy.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #732 on: September 02, 2011, 07:25:48 PM »
Granted but it's a real toy. Heartless and cold. :P

I wish I knew what someone was thinking.

Offline HansTrilby

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #733 on: September 04, 2011, 01:48:27 PM »
With a spurt of genius-like knowledge the divine forces have granted you; A perceived invention to cross all minds of the world, you create. Unfortunatly, when placing the machine upon your crown and buckling up to not let it slip to the floor, it focuses the entire world into your mind. Their voices are intense but alluring. Pain and pleasure fufil you for the rest of your life as you sit listening to provoking thoughts.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

Offline Mordred

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #734 on: September 04, 2011, 04:32:31 PM »
Granted. Sadly, along with a letter in the mail. You've been let go.

I wish a minute of me sleeping would catch me up a full hour of 'needed' sleep.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #735 on: September 08, 2011, 12:54:13 AM »
Wish granted. You get caught up on needed sleep, however you never sleep again.

I wish I was in California.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #736 on: September 08, 2011, 12:59:42 AM »
Granted! But there was a 8.0 earthquake just before you landed and everything is in shambles.

I wish my car was finally finished with all its custom work.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #737 on: September 08, 2011, 01:01:48 AM »
Granted, but then you wreck it, and it was a waste.

I wish I had a coconut tree.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #738 on: September 08, 2011, 01:04:30 AM »
Granted but then the leaves fell off, it had no coconuts and it died.

I wish I had a banana split right now.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #739 on: September 08, 2011, 04:29:18 PM »
Wish Granted, but it is wax. (a candle)

I wish I had a pizza.

Offline Kazuume

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #740 on: September 08, 2011, 07:19:08 PM »
Wish granted but it's a worm, grasshopper, and onion pizza.

I wish my bank account wasn't over drawn.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #741 on: September 08, 2011, 07:45:31 PM »
Granted.  They've just decided to close it all together.

I wish I had your hair stylist's number.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #742 on: September 08, 2011, 09:05:11 PM »
Granted but the stylist has a bad day and ends up doing an Edward Scissorhands on your hair. Chop chop snippety chop.

I wish I could blow a magic bubble.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #743 on: September 08, 2011, 09:07:44 PM »
Granted, but the bubble only lasts a short time before it bursts. :(

I wish I had another day off tomorrow.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #744 on: September 08, 2011, 09:17:44 PM »
Granted but they find someone else to take over your job and you are relegated to a much smaller role than before.

I wish I could make pain go away with just a touch.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #745 on: September 08, 2011, 11:14:10 PM »
Wish granted. Sadly your fingers fall of, and you can't touch anyone.

I wish time would slow down.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #746 on: September 15, 2011, 02:48:21 PM »
Granted, time slows down to a standstill, but only for you. The things around you move so slowly that if you were to take one step, you would be moving so fast relative to the world that the air resistance would be so harsh that it would vapourise you.

I wish I could go to America and live in a little flat and go to a local coffee bar with my friends, just like in all those comedy sitcoms.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #747 on: September 15, 2011, 04:39:33 PM »
Wish Granted. You move to America and the local coffee bar owner with your friends move to England.

I wish I could move to the country.

Offline Dovel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #748 on: June 23, 2012, 06:31:51 PM »
Wish Granted~

Though when you get there you find everything has been covered over in strip malls.

I wish I had the next book in the series I am reading.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #749 on: June 23, 2012, 06:46:59 PM »
Wish granted. Turns out the main character either dies or lives, opposite of what you desired.

I wish for a banana split.