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Offline Undeniable Sin

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #625 on: August 10, 2011, 01:33:29 PM »
(There's no wish to be granted, so I guess I get a free one!)

 I wish I could find just one decent friend.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #626 on: August 10, 2011, 01:54:46 PM »
(Damn, I replied too quickly for my own good. XD )

Granted. You now have a friend who is decent at best, decent at worst. You are unable to find another decent friend for as long as you live.

I wish I wasn't bored.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #627 on: August 10, 2011, 02:09:49 PM »
Granted, the most annoying person you know shows up and refuses to leave.

 I wish my dog could talk to me.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #628 on: August 10, 2011, 03:04:37 PM »
Granted, unfortunately all he talks about is having sex with you.

I wish to be immortal (does not age and recovers quickly from injuries)

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #629 on: August 10, 2011, 03:09:08 PM »
Granted, but  you fall into the hands of a sadist, who spends his days finding new ways to make you wish you could die.

 I wish I could find the perfect rp partner.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #630 on: August 10, 2011, 03:15:26 PM »
Granted, You have received a PM from boegiboe. Unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances he is banned from E and you never start a story with him.

I wish for creative inspiration

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #631 on: August 10, 2011, 03:17:48 PM »
(Poor Boe  :'( )

 Granted, you now have inspiration, but it floods you, making it impossible for you to sleep , your mind running too fast, your body physically hurting if you aren't putting the inspiration to use.

 I wish I had the money to buy all the books I want to read.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #632 on: August 10, 2011, 03:24:55 PM »
Granted, but you are only allowed to store them in the fireplace. They don't last long and you can't read fast enough.

I wish I could single handedly take care of the UK rioting and looting problem

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #633 on: August 10, 2011, 03:27:55 PM »
If I could grant this wish, I gladly would. Sadly it is more than my skill can handle.

 I wish I could be the best at something

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #634 on: August 10, 2011, 03:36:46 PM »
Granted, Unfortunately (And i mean REALLY unfortunately) it is unblocking toilets. The job prospects take you to the constipation relief center. Put your skills to use!

I wish my plans always went to plan

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #635 on: August 10, 2011, 08:06:40 PM »
Granted.  But your plans are always stolen, so you never benefit.

I wish I could invent something that everyone needs, but don't know they need until after I've invented it.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #636 on: August 10, 2011, 08:14:50 PM »
Granted, now everyone wants a piece of your invention and you are hit by a million patent lawsuits forcing you to go underground.

I wish I could snooze with my girlfriend. ;)

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #637 on: August 10, 2011, 08:21:09 PM »
Granted, but she snores so loudly that you don't get any rest.  *laughs*

I wish I could control the weather.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #638 on: August 11, 2011, 08:32:17 PM »
Granted, but since you want the weather to be to your liking all the time, the people of the planet begin to riot and dislike you because of your power.

I wish Monday would hurry up.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #639 on: August 11, 2011, 08:33:40 PM »
Granted you go to sleep only to wake up on Mon. Sadly Monday starts horrible, and your entire week just keeps getting worse and worse, until it is just too much to deal with.

 I wish I had a new computer that runs right.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #640 on: August 11, 2011, 08:38:03 PM »
Granted! ... But, unfortunately, it is unable to access the internet. Forever.

I wish I could draw really well!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #641 on: August 11, 2011, 08:54:58 PM »
Granted~ !
Yet with the abundance of artistic talent your brain must delete your memories, Causing you too forget your friends, family and even who you are yourself.

- I wish it would stop raining :'l


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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #642 on: August 12, 2011, 07:27:55 AM »
Granted, it starts hailing instead. Heavily.

I wish I had a secret friend who I could tell everything to.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #643 on: August 12, 2011, 09:47:00 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, your secret friend has a big mouth and told everyone every bit of information you ever told them. Ouch.

I wish I had a cupcake.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #644 on: August 12, 2011, 10:35:10 PM »
Granted, but it is the most decadent cupcake ever made. You are instantly hooked. Sadly, one cupcake is a 1,000 calories.

 I wish my phone would just shut up!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #645 on: August 13, 2011, 03:54:26 AM »
of course, your wish is granted - it shuts up

for for a whole week

no button works

it sends a message to all your callers telling them you hate them and you never want to speak to them again

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I wish I was stronger

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #646 on: August 13, 2011, 08:39:03 AM »
Granted, you now have all the strength you could ever need.  Unfortunately, it's only physical strength, which doesn't help as much as you might like.  Still - yay for being totally muscular (wait - you did want bulging muscles, right?) 

I wish I were a better listener.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #647 on: August 13, 2011, 08:49:58 AM »
Granted, your voice disappears so there's nothing you can do but listen. You also meet a blabbermouth who doesn't shut up, and you can't tell him to do so.

I wish to meet someone special this weekend

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #648 on: August 13, 2011, 09:45:26 AM »
Granted... hang on!!!  I thought I was special?  *pouts in the corner, but grants your wish anyway* ... you meet someone incredible, gorgeous, sexy, cute, cuddly, and who thinks you're amazing.  Sadly, she's taken.  Don't you just hate that!


I wish I could reach through my laptop to give someone a real kiss. 

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #649 on: August 13, 2011, 09:50:23 AM »
Granted if that someone is me. Else you will find that the other person is already kissing someone else. ;)

I wish my life were less complicated.