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Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #600 on: August 05, 2011, 08:13:14 PM »
Granted, but this particular genie has been inside the bottle for so long that he has forgotten how to grant wishes.

I wish I could elope with my girlfriend!

Offline Undeniable Sin

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #601 on: August 05, 2011, 08:22:04 PM »
Granted but everyone you love, and some you don't, finds out and shows up at the last moment, pissed you didn't invite them.

 I wish I could get some interest in my new play idea.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #602 on: August 05, 2011, 08:36:50 PM »
Everyone on E PMs you expressing their interest. 20,000 PMs! You can't decide which one to choose and you go crazy.

I wish I knew how to make good coffee.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #603 on: August 05, 2011, 08:44:18 PM »
Granted. You not only learn how, but you make the best cup anyone you make it for has ever tasted. Large coffee corporations hound you for your secret, never stopping, constantly calling and showing up at your home and place of work.

 I wish I could make time skip forward to Monday.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #604 on: August 05, 2011, 08:46:57 PM »
Granted, but that Monday is the worst day of your life ever making you wish you had never skipped.

I wish I could take a vacation to Hawaii!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #605 on: August 05, 2011, 08:53:42 PM »
Granted but once you get there, all your money and identification is stolen, stranding you there.

I wish for knowledge, to make my friends and family realize I'm not dumb

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #606 on: August 05, 2011, 09:17:04 PM »
You are granted all the knowledge the world has ever accumulated. 100,000 years worth of knowledge. It's too much for you and you go crazy.

I wish we could colonize Mars!

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #607 on: August 06, 2011, 06:28:01 PM »
Granted, however due to the increased radiation from the sun as Mars has no atmosphere to protect us, everyone who colonises Mars becomes a horrible mutant with hunger for one thing. Flesh.

I wish to be a hero to someone.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #608 on: August 06, 2011, 07:16:33 PM »
Granted, you rescue a damsel in distress and are her hero.  Unfortunately, you learn she is always in distress and you spend the greater part of every day saving her from one reckless endeavor after another.  You have no time for your own life and grow to resent her until you find one day you hope some of those mutant mars colonists would eat her!

I wish someone loved me unconditionally.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #609 on: August 06, 2011, 07:18:29 PM »
Granted. That's one wish I dont want to see going wrong. :-)

I wish someone loved me unconditionally too.


Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #610 on: August 07, 2011, 03:45:29 PM »
Granted, unfortunately his name is hannibal the cannibal.

I wish for something good to happen to me.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #611 on: August 07, 2011, 03:50:14 PM »
Granted, your adorable RP partner writes a really long post to your story that makes you very happy.... and you win the lottery. Unfortunately, this week's lottery drawing was only worth $100.  Still - it's unexpected cash - so yay!

I wish to be pampered for a little while.  Is that so much to ask? 

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #612 on: August 07, 2011, 03:58:09 PM »
Yay! *Is extremely happy with his loveable huggable snuggable rp partner* $100 is more than I've ever won so that's still a bonus!

Granted, I pamper you to your every desire and do so until your happy. Unfortunately I'm not very good at pampering and it takes a very long time.

I wish I can smile more than I frown

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #613 on: August 07, 2011, 04:19:47 PM »
So granted! I spend half of each day tickling you, until I find other ways to make you smile ;)  Unfortunately, now, you can't stop smiling and no one takes you seriously with that goofy grin on your face.  *chuckles*

I wish that I could write the greatest novel of our time.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #614 on: August 07, 2011, 04:32:20 PM »
Granted, you've already started, and it's called "Wishes do come true". Unfortunately noone will publish the book as they can't put a retail value on its greatness.

I wish you found those other ways to make me smile and did that the other half of the day!

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #615 on: August 07, 2011, 04:40:36 PM »
*grins*  Granted! I somehow manage that wish quite nicely, but you are now so happy you have nothing more to wish for and can no longer play this game. 

I wish I could win every game I play.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #616 on: August 07, 2011, 07:56:02 PM »
Granted without any conditions. ;)

I wish I could win the ultimate win.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #617 on: August 08, 2011, 02:11:50 AM »
Granted but then you go on a perceptual losing streak that eventually leads to you fall from fame and the removal of your ultimate win.

I wish I could summon whatever I need with a thought.

Offline Envious Dreamer

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #618 on: August 08, 2011, 02:19:00 AM »
Granted, Yet with the human mind being as uncontrollable as it is you mistakenly summon several hundred monsters from the depths of your imagination that inevitably devour you and the majority of mankind.


- I wish i were approved already  :-X

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #619 on: August 08, 2011, 02:20:30 AM »
Granted but in so doing you are also approved for every membership on the web and you are flooded with adds and collection notices.

I wish I could spend one night in her arms.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #620 on: August 08, 2011, 03:30:14 AM »
*forgets his happiness so he can play again*

Granted, Dolly the sheep is very pleased you've chosen her.

I wish I could find the perfect person to go on adventures with.
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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #621 on: August 09, 2011, 06:45:16 PM »
*wiggles her nose* Your wish is granted but they never stop wanted more and more adventure and soon your are so exhausted because you now never will have any down time again...


I wish I had never moved here...

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #622 on: August 09, 2011, 06:49:08 PM »
Granted, but a disaster blows through your old area, and takes your home with it...

 I wish I had money for everything I want and need.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #623 on: August 09, 2011, 06:51:51 PM »
*wiggles my nose again* granted but all your new money is invested in the stock market, which suddenly takes a crash before you could liquidate your assets.


I really wish my whole family could be together, but finances keep us apart...



Offline Haru329

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #624 on: August 10, 2011, 01:24:11 PM »
*wiggles ears* Granted. You're glued together with your family, but with dollar bills sandwiched in between y'all.