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Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #675 on: August 24, 2011, 09:24:14 PM »
Wish granted. People become blobs of nothingness you slip and fall in the goo.  ::)

I wish I was a train.


Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #676 on: August 24, 2011, 09:29:11 PM »
Wish granted. People become blobs of nothingness you slip and fall in the goo.  ::)

I wish I was a train.

Wish granted, but you derail in a fiery crash. :o

I wish I was a butterfly. >.>

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #677 on: August 24, 2011, 09:31:14 PM »
Wish granted. But a collector snags you and sticks you with pins.

I wish I was at peaceful rest.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #678 on: August 24, 2011, 09:36:36 PM »
Granted, but you are awoken in a trance by a freaky old man with a joy for necrophilia.

I wish I was not afraid of falling from great heights.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #679 on: August 24, 2011, 09:39:14 PM »
Ditto!!

Wish Granted. You fall fearless and a giant snake eats you.

I wish I was the rainbow.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #680 on: August 24, 2011, 09:41:09 PM »
Granted, but then you are forced to serve as a bridge for little Leprechauns hiding their gold. ;)

I wish I lived on the moon. :o

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #681 on: August 24, 2011, 09:44:36 PM »
Granted. But the moon is really swiss cheese and giant mice eat your home you. :P

I wish I could see the look on your face when the mice chow down.  :o  ;D

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #682 on: August 24, 2011, 09:47:42 PM »
Granted. You get to see my look of complete and utter panic as I run in circles trying to save my cheese, but then you realize to be that close you too are on the rapidly vanishing cheese ball. :P

I wish I could get a solid, full night sleep and not wake up tired!

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #683 on: August 24, 2011, 09:50:21 PM »
Wish granted, though you never sleep again after.

I wish they would cure stupidity.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #684 on: August 24, 2011, 09:57:21 PM »
Wish granted, but then everyone was smarter than you.

I wish they had a machine that could correct any mistake.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #685 on: August 24, 2011, 10:00:17 PM »
Wish granted, but then everyone was smarter than you.v :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o  :o

I wish they had a machine that could correct any mistake.

Wish Granted. You are dropped down a huge garbage disposal by accident..Oops  XD  >:)

I wish I hadn't said that. LOL

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #686 on: August 24, 2011, 10:02:12 PM »
Wish granted, but somehow everyone knows you said it anyways. :P

I wish people were brutally honest.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #687 on: August 24, 2011, 10:04:43 PM »
Wish granted. Then you hear the worst possible news.

I wish for a day of complete silence.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #688 on: August 24, 2011, 10:07:14 PM »
Wish granted, but then you were cursed with a month of constant loud noise.

I wish for an army of ninja ferrets.  >:)

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #689 on: August 24, 2011, 10:09:54 PM »
Wish granted. But then I steal them and turn them into pets :P

I wish my horse was still alive.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #690 on: August 24, 2011, 10:18:19 PM »
Granted, but then you find out it's only for a day.

I wish that wish hadn't felt so horrible to ruin. >.>

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #691 on: August 24, 2011, 10:20:16 PM »
Wish Granted. Even for a day would be nice. :)

I wish you would bake me some brownies.  XD

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #692 on: August 24, 2011, 10:24:16 PM »
Wish granted, but then they dissolve before you can touch them.

I wish I could bake some brownies..

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #693 on: August 24, 2011, 11:03:45 PM »
Wish granted. Sadly when they cool the neighbors steal them.

I wish I had a new keyboard.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #694 on: August 24, 2011, 11:07:10 PM »
Wish granted, but it turns out to be a Chinese keyboard.

I wish my bed didn't look so comfortable.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #695 on: August 24, 2011, 11:09:35 PM »
Wish granted. You lie down and find it full of thumb tacks, point ends up.

I wish I had more time.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #696 on: August 24, 2011, 11:13:35 PM »
Wish granted, but then time ended without warning.

I wish I had more days off from work. >.>

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #697 on: August 24, 2011, 11:18:04 PM »
Wish Granted. You are now unemployed.

I wish I was an Island.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #698 on: August 24, 2011, 11:20:27 PM »
Wish granted, but then someone builds a nuclear powered plant on you, which goes horribly wrong.

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #699 on: August 24, 2011, 11:28:57 PM »
Wish Granted. Then the world loses it's color and everything looks the same.

I wish I could go home.