Topic: Wish granting gone wrong!

[Sybl]

Wish granted. People become blobs of nothingness you slip and fall in the goo. 

I wish I was a train.

[Slaven]

Wish granted. People become blobs of nothingness you slip and fall in the goo. 

I wish I was a train.

Wish granted, but you derail in a fiery crash.

I wish I was a butterfly. >.>

[Sybl]

Wish granted. But a collector snags you and sticks you with pins.

I wish I was at peaceful rest.

[Slaven]

Granted, but you are awoken in a trance by a freaky old man with a joy for necrophilia.

I wish I was not afraid of falling from great heights.

[Sybl]

Ditto!!

Wish Granted. You fall fearless and a giant snake eats you.

I wish I was the rainbow.

[Slaven]

Granted, but then you are forced to serve as a bridge for little Leprechauns hiding their gold.

I wish I lived on the moon.

[Sybl]

Granted. But the moon is really swiss cheese and giant mice eat your home you.

I wish I could see the look on your face when the mice chow down.   

[Slaven]

Granted. You get to see my look of complete and utter panic as I run in circles trying to save my cheese, but then you realize to be that close you too are on the rapidly vanishing cheese ball.

I wish I could get a solid, full night sleep and not wake up tired!

[Sybl]

Wish granted, though you never sleep again after.

I wish they would cure stupidity.

[Slaven]

Wish granted, but then everyone was smarter than you.

I wish they had a machine that could correct any mistake.

[Sybl]

Wish granted, but then everyone was smarter than you.v            

I wish they had a machine that could correct any mistake.

Wish Granted. You are dropped down a huge garbage disposal by accident..Oops   

I wish I hadn't said that. LOL

[Slaven]

Wish granted, but somehow everyone knows you said it anyways.

I wish people were brutally honest.

[Sybl]

Wish granted. Then you hear the worst possible news.

I wish for a day of complete silence.

[Slaven]

Wish granted, but then you were cursed with a month of constant loud noise.

I wish for an army of ninja ferrets. 

[Sybl]

Wish granted. But then I steal them and turn them into pets

I wish my horse was still alive.

[Slaven]

Granted, but then you find out it's only for a day.

I wish that wish hadn't felt so horrible to ruin. >.>

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. Even for a day would be nice. :)

I wish you would bake me some brownies. 

[Slaven]

Wish granted, but then they dissolve before you can touch them.

I wish I could bake some brownies..

[Sybl]

Wish granted. Sadly when they cool the neighbors steal them.

I wish I had a new keyboard.

[Slaven]

Wish granted, but it turns out to be a Chinese keyboard.

I wish my bed didn't look so comfortable.

[Sybl]

Wish granted. You lie down and find it full of thumb tacks, point ends up.

I wish I had more time.

[Slaven]

Wish granted, but then time ended without warning.

I wish I had more days off from work. >.>

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. You are now unemployed.

I wish I was an Island.

[Slaven]

Wish granted, but then someone builds a nuclear powered plant on you, which goes horribly wrong.

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

[Sybl]

Wish Granted. Then the world loses it's color and everything looks the same.

I wish I could go home.