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Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #700 on: August 24, 2011, 11:31:23 PM »
Wish granted, but as you arrive your home implodes.

I wish I were a virus. O.o

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #701 on: August 24, 2011, 11:33:59 PM »
Wish granted. Everything around you dies, leaving you alone.

I wish I was tired.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #702 on: August 24, 2011, 11:39:32 PM »
Which granted, but then you passed out on the spot and don't awake for 24 hours :o.

I wish I could hibernate.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #703 on: August 24, 2011, 11:40:58 PM »
Wish granted, but you now weigh 12 ounces and starve to death.

I wish I could fly.

Offline Om3n

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #704 on: August 24, 2011, 11:48:06 PM »
Wish granted, but once you're in the air you can't change directions.

I wish I invented something amazing.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #705 on: August 25, 2011, 08:57:17 AM »
Wish granted, but then it was no longer needed.

I wish I had a hair cut.

Offline Anesa

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #706 on: August 25, 2011, 10:29:26 AM »
Granted!  (But cutting only that "one" hair really didn't make much of a difference in how it looks...) ;P

I wish I had a maid to do all of my household chores!

Offline Undeniable Sin

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #707 on: August 25, 2011, 03:16:03 PM »
Granted. Your house is now spotless, even if that is because it's basically empty. Your maid is a known thief. Oh well, at least you didn't have to lift a finger!

I was I could be seductive and provocative without having to work at it.

Offline Slaven

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #708 on: August 25, 2011, 03:19:20 PM »
Wish granted, but then you become miraculously pregnant. :o

I wish I could afford to redesign my house.

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #709 on: August 25, 2011, 06:53:16 PM »
Wish Granted. Then a tornado arrives taking you out of the country, you are arrested for having no passport.

I wish I had the power to see into the future.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #710 on: August 26, 2011, 06:00:01 PM »
Granted, unfortunately, the future looks pretty grim and you are stuck with the knowledge of everything bad that is going to happen, while being powerless to stop them.

I wish I had a movie cuddle buddy

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #711 on: August 26, 2011, 06:03:15 PM »
Granted, but I always choose sad movies that make you cry.

I wish I could work from home more often.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #712 on: August 26, 2011, 08:31:21 PM »
Granted, but you end up working in your backyard more often, mowing grass all day long.

I wish I could kiss Belle. :P

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #713 on: August 26, 2011, 08:34:37 PM »
Granted, you now have unlimited access to kissing me, but you are missing out on a lot of other hot women you could be kissing.

I wish I didn't feel sleepy already.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #714 on: August 26, 2011, 09:24:09 PM »
Granted, but now it messes up your sleep cycle to the point that you no longer can sleep. You are left drinking coffee and dangerous caffeine shots just to keep going.

I wish someone would show up to keep me company.

Offline atouchofmayhem

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #715 on: August 26, 2011, 10:09:31 PM »
Granted, but the person that shows up is the person that annoys you most.

I wish I had a new book to read.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #716 on: August 26, 2011, 10:16:53 PM »
Granted, you now have a complete set of encyclopedias!

I wish I could fly!

Offline atouchofmayhem

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #717 on: August 27, 2011, 09:37:43 AM »
Granted, but you can only fly backwards, and you keep bumping into things.


I wish I had the day off.

Offline Mordred

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #718 on: August 27, 2011, 09:48:13 PM »
Granted. Yet the gods that run the Days.. they decided to grant this lazily. You got today off. Off the entire weekly calendar. Saturday no longer exists. The other days all squish now into 6 days in the week. The speed of the moon around the earth has quickened slightly, and all calendars have shifted and morphed into the new calendar order. And all 'living' creatures now age a wee bit faster. Nobody remembers how it was.. apart from you. And the new miserable world (for really, all 'living' creatures did indeed need that extra day.. is all your doing. And it's quite a bummer.

I wish I had the power to freeze and continue time, at will.

Offline forbiddenfruit

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #719 on: August 27, 2011, 09:49:56 PM »
Wish granted however you get a little colder and colder with each freeze thus eventually freezing yourself to death.

I wish I were eating a big fat juicy steak right now!

Offline Reagan

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #720 on: August 29, 2011, 06:03:38 PM »
Wish granted however you get a little colder and colder with each freeze thus eventually freezing yourself to death.

I wish I were eating a big fat juicy steak right now!

Granted but in true Hitchhiker's Guide style, when you've eaten the wounded cow approaches your table and informs you it's strictly quid-pro-quo.

Offline Reagan

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #721 on: August 29, 2011, 06:04:29 PM »
What do you mean there's no edit function?   :o

I wish I had telekinetic power.

Offline Mordred

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #722 on: August 29, 2011, 07:18:54 PM »
Yeah.. and I bet now you also wish you had a manual for those potent mental flows. For the moment you started using that mind at will.. the chain reaction of every thing you moved then tried to compensate, then fix.. in all those crazy directions.. eventually sent the world hurtling into the sun.. which you also sent in it's own wild direction.. yeah, it got pretty ugly.

I wish I had that Jedi power to make small, correct (I know.. who am I to be the 'correct' one, eh? :P) suggestions and have them followed with no question. I promise, I'd not use this power for any personal gains. Well, maybe once for monetary gain.. but just once!

Offline Sybl

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #723 on: August 29, 2011, 07:21:16 PM »
Wish granted. Sadly the  power :o fails, leaving you a mindless twit.  XD

I wish next month would arrive sooner.

Offline Mordred

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #724 on: August 29, 2011, 08:05:39 PM »
*doesn't mind at all being a mindles twit.. in fact sees the good side of this* :P

Granted! The month does arrive sooner, and all seems great now that you have skipped out on the last few days of this month.. but the fabric of time gets mighty upset and starts to unravel, sending everything into absolute chaos where the laws of nature and science also descend into madness.

I wish I could see these ominous predictions in a snow-globe.. even if it made me a little crazier.