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Offline SailDaddy

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #800 on: August 30, 2012, 03:02:11 PM »
Granted - But he will never work again and leave you destitute

 I wish I could  get a new boat

Offline DevonFox

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #801 on: August 30, 2012, 03:05:19 PM »
Greanted - BUT, it's a tiny little toy boat.

I wish for easy work this semester in school.

Offline SailDaddy

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #802 on: August 30, 2012, 03:06:45 PM »
Granted - but it will be emptying trashcans in the cafeteria

I wish for a boat full of nekkid women

Offline DevonFox

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #803 on: August 30, 2012, 03:09:34 PM »
Granted - BUT, "nekkid" means "riddles with leprosy" in the language of the genie who grants your wish.

I wish our room was already clean, so I didn't have to do it!

Offline SailDaddy

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #804 on: August 30, 2012, 03:11:53 PM »
Granted - but the cockroaches are just outside, poised to invade

I wish I 6 feet tall

Offline DevonFox

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #805 on: August 30, 2012, 03:19:16 PM »
Granted - BUT, it's measure in the 6 feet of a child, making you much shorter

I wish they had ANY CSI series on Netflix.

Offline Sophyta

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #806 on: September 05, 2012, 02:40:21 PM »
You get the whole series but the DVD's are scratched up and they will not accept the return shipping.

I wish for a normal dog.