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Offline Moraline

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #750 on: June 24, 2012, 10:06:00 AM »
Wish granted... However by accepting the banana split you must agree to never eat another for the rest of your life or you will turn into a banana split yourself.  (Makes you wonder where this one came from, eh?)


I wish to have one of the books that I wrote be a #1 Best Seller in North America!

Offline Shadow Hunter

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #751 on: June 24, 2012, 11:04:53 PM »
Wish granted! But now you have a mob of stalkers that make your life unlivable.

I wish for the ability to shift into any animal I desire at any time.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #752 on: June 25, 2012, 03:54:22 PM »
Granted, however a higher being reclassifies all animals as a species of plant, with the exception of the mouse crab, which is now the only animal left.

I wish I had all the the in the world

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #753 on: June 26, 2012, 05:40:12 PM »
Granted, you now have all the the.

I wish I could see the future.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #754 on: June 26, 2012, 05:49:24 PM »
Granted, and now you know the true meaning of the saying 'ignorance is bliss.'


I wish there weren't any red lights.

Offline Dovel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #755 on: June 26, 2012, 06:19:06 PM »
Wish granted ~ but now there is nothing there to stop me from doing this! -licks Najlah-

I wish I had an extra hour to sleep

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #756 on: June 26, 2012, 06:29:16 PM »
*laughs* I meant traffic lights but those sorts of barriers can come down as well. ;)

Granted, but that entire hour is riddled with nightmares... Sorry. :(

Offline Moraline

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #757 on: June 27, 2012, 09:58:22 AM »
najlah wished for nothing... GRANTED! You now float in the void.



I WISH to be worshiped as a goddess.

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #758 on: June 27, 2012, 10:08:53 AM »
I am now worshiping a you like a goddess.  You cannot get rid of me.  Ever.

I wish to be worshiped as a god.

Offline Moraline

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #759 on: June 27, 2012, 10:51:20 AM »
Granted! You are now being worshiped like a god in a small mountain village near the Tibet border.  Unfortunately, as part of their worship they need to take you on a naked pilgrimage up into the highest snow capped mountains where the women of the village will all make love to you.  It should be noted that all of the women resemble small bearded dwarves with full beards and mustaches.



I wish that everyone that's read my Asha'ara story in the story telling forum would send me a PM to tell me if they like it or how it can be improved on.    :P

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #760 on: June 27, 2012, 11:19:09 AM »
Granted.  But you learn that everybody has read your story, and must now spend months reading long winded and boring reviews.

I wish I had a fresh cup of tea.

Offline Moraline

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #761 on: June 27, 2012, 11:23:38 AM »
Granted! One fresh cup of tea, but drink it quickly because there is a hole in the tea cup.


... I wish I had some yummy spicy chocolate covered bacon right now.

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Offline Dovel

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #762 on: June 27, 2012, 11:45:20 AM »
mmm Spicy chocolate covered bacon

Wished granted! But its the last piece, ever. Once you fill your desire and eat it there will be no more.


...I wish I could be lazy today.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #763 on: June 27, 2012, 12:20:34 PM »
Granted, however you become so lazy that you can no longer be bothered to breathe as it seems like too much effort.

I wish I had the best job in the world!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #764 on: June 27, 2012, 12:24:12 PM »
(Oops, thanks Moraline for giving me my nothing wish, lol.)


Granted, you now have the best job in the world... with the worlds most horrible boss.


I wish for more wishes.

Offline Moraline

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #765 on: June 27, 2012, 12:44:57 PM »
Granted! You now have all the wishes you could ever wish for!  With one stipulation, you must wish for something new and different every 15 minutes and you can never make this stipulation go away.  I hope your creative, if you fail to do so, you will lose everything instantly.



I wish for world peace!  ((*accepts my crown as Miss America*))

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #766 on: June 27, 2012, 12:48:18 PM »
Wish granted, but all military and news organizations are disbanded and there is rampant unemployment, all due to your wish.

I wish my shoes were shined.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #767 on: June 27, 2012, 12:55:41 PM »
Granted! Your shoes have been polished til they gleam like the sun, unfortunately, whatever was used to polish them is a wee bit acidic and is now eating through said shoes. You may want to hurry up and take them off, lest your feet be next...the only issue, you're not entirely sure you should be touching the stuff with your bare hands.

I wish for the perfect cup of Earl Gray tea.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #768 on: June 27, 2012, 03:00:23 PM »
Granted! Unfortunately your hands spontaneously combust, leaving you with nothing to pick the cup up with.

I wish the girl I've fallen for felt the same way about me

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #769 on: June 27, 2012, 04:06:11 PM »
Granted! But, though some off mishaps or another, she's been transformed into a guy. Hope you're alright with that, lad.

I wish for a phone that doesn't get upset when I attempt to text from it.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #770 on: June 27, 2012, 04:19:23 PM »
Granted! However you're new phone release emotion hormones with every button press, leaving you upset.

I wish for a nice warm cuddle

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #771 on: August 21, 2012, 12:22:10 PM »
*poof* granted, enjoy the tribbles.  (you should understand why this is a curse in itself)

I wish that Mtn Dew Code Red came in diet.   
(or if it does, that it was sold in my area)

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #772 on: August 21, 2012, 06:00:19 PM »
Granted. It's now half the calories. It is, of course, also half the amount of liquid.

I wish that I knew what books to leave behind.

Offline unsustained

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #773 on: August 21, 2012, 06:18:02 PM »
Granted. You now know which books to leave behind, which is none of them so you now have to bring every book everywhere you go.

I wish I could control minds.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #774 on: August 21, 2012, 06:23:52 PM »
Granted. Unfortunately, this manifests as the ability to telekinetically move literal brains.

I wish that I could use magic.