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Author Topic: The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)  (Read 4608 times)

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Offline Avis habilis

I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I'm beautiful.

And apparently also thirsty and want calcium.

Offline Panthean

aparently...

I ran naked with a pornstar cause that's how I roll...

Offline Paradox

Evidently, I stabbed Paris Hilton because I'm sexy as hell.


Offline Nyarly

I killed your dealer because I'm sexy as hell.

Now THAT'S a good reason!  XD

Online Galanthor

I needed a toothbrush, because that's how i roll

Offline thirteenhearts

  • Lady
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: May 2010
  • Location: Northern California
  • Gender: Female
  • This is some personal text. There are many like it, but this one is mine!
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I stabbed a pickle because the little people told me too!

Offline Creshnagarine

I lost my mind because I left it at the strip club.

Offline KCourtney

I ate out a french fry because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Do you want fries with that?"

Offline Cassiopeia

I ate out the Kool-Aid Man because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

Omg that's so wrong ... *wonders if he tastes like cherry or fruit punch* hmm ...

Offline Aether

I killed a pickle because I have abs.

Offline abandoneddolly

  • dollys are made to be used
  • Lady
  • Enchanter
  • *
  • Join Date: May 2010
  • Location: Do you see me there? Siting on the self collecting dust.
  • Gender: Female
  • punish me with pleasure, and pleasure me with pain
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I ran naked with a jar of honey because I hate my life

and the jar of honey will aparently make it better

Offline AllOrNothing

I cuddled with Santa Claus because I love marijuana.

Offline DiverseDesires

I painted him blue because he looked like a smurf

Offline Inked Harlequin

I killed an easter egg because I'm sexy as hell!!!

Offline Lacy Jane

I ate out Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

Offline RomeoFalls

I killed a french fry because Im a pimp and youre jelouse.

Offline Michael Corvus

I ran around backwards because donkeys go "Hee-Haw"

Offline Amelita

I smoked with a whore because I'm a pimp and you're jealous! (haha good fit)

Offline Michael Corvus

Okay, it turns out this game makes more sense after reading the directions on the first post so, my last post was just rubbish that I made up. Here's the correct one.

I ran shirtless with the kool-aid man because I like marijuana.

Offline mannik

I ran topless with a lesbian 'cause that's how I roll!

Offline Bubbles

  • Needy Devotee..
  • Deverified
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2010
  • Location: "I am all Over you..Do you want me to?"~
  • Gender: Female
  • "Sure you wanna taste me..?"
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I don't believe in love Because it only hurts you.

Offline Star Safyre

  • Mrs. Fyre or, if you're slightly more daring, O Captain my Captain.
  • Dame
  • Addict
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  • Join Date: Aug 2010
  • Location: Beyond the flesh
  • He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind
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I ate out the Trojan Man because that's how I roll!

I guess Rule 63 applies to the Trojan Man.

Offline Bubbles

  • Needy Devotee..
  • Deverified
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  • Join Date: Sep 2010
  • Location: "I am all Over you..Do you want me to?"~
  • Gender: Female
  • "Sure you wanna taste me..?"
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I feel sick because I have a cold..

Online Dim HonTopic starter

  • The Horrible, Lovely Thing || The Sorcerer's Familiar || Not This || Sinners' Nadir || Desire of the Endless || More Dark In Me Than Bones || St. Fucking
  • Oracle
  • Carnite
  • *
  • Join Date: Dec 2008
  • Location: ne invoces expellere non possis
  • The Aforementioned Darkness
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Bubbles, read the first post...

Offline Bubbles

  • Needy Devotee..
  • Deverified
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2010
  • Location: "I am all Over you..Do you want me to?"~
  • Gender: Female
  • "Sure you wanna taste me..?"
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Oh! I got it now..sorry my bad ^^

I banged a homeless guy because I am sexy as hell..

lol..so wrong xD