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Author Topic: The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)  (Read 4609 times)

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Offline Misery

I banged a Ninja because I smoke crack.

Offline alxnjsh

I killed my ex because I have amazing boobs!?

Yesterday I did it because I had amazing abs.

Offline Talia

I killed a pickle because I'm sexy as hell!

Offline Skye

I killed a condom because I'M SEXY AS HELL!

Offline Dizzi

I ran naked with a toothbrush because I'm beautiful

Offline Mithlomwen

  • ~ E's resident kilt inspector ~ ~ Atropos ~
  • Goddess
  • Carnite
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  • Join Date: Oct 2008
  • Location: Somewhere between the dark and the light...
  • Gender: Female
  • ~ Thunder only happens when it's raining.... ~
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I ate out with a homeless guy because I'm a pimp and you're jealous! 

Offline MasterMischief

I killed my ex because I have amazing boobs!?

Yesterday I did it because I had amazing abs.

Boobs and abs...niiiiiice.   ;D

Offline Hemingway

I killed the Kool-Aid man because I'm gay.

... or so Bill O'Reilly would have you believe!

Offline Mathim

I killed a pickle because I'm sexy as hell!

Hey, me too. We must have the same birthday and top!

Offline Rider of Wind

  • Dance with me, make me sway.
  • Dame
  • Seducer
  • *
  • Join Date: Jan 2009
  • Location: Here and there roundabouts.
  • Gender: Female
  • I'll tell you what I lost. I lost my mind.
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I ate out a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

>.>

Funny how that worked out...

<.<

Offline Trieste

  • Faerie Queen; Her Imperial Lubemajesty; Willing Victim
  • Dame
  • Carnite
  • *
  • Join Date: Apr 2005
  • Location: In the middle of Happily Ever After with a dark Prince Charming.
  • Gender: Female
  • I am many things - dull is not one of them.
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* Trieste wonders how many people have gotten up to change their shirt because of this little thingie.

Offline Paladin

  • Angel/Demon Hybrid
  • Restricted
  • Enchanter
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  • Join Date: Jan 2009
  • Location: Southern Indiana
  • Gender: Male
  • Without my Honor I am Nothing. Try to understand
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Oh god.

I killed a bisexual because I have double D's............

Wow that make me feel fat and overweight.

Offline Marguerite

  • Lifestyle Domme, Mistress, Queen of Sin/Debauchery, Eden's Stalker, Domina McSpanks
  • Lady
  • Carnite
  • *
  • Join Date: Jul 2008
  • Location: In A House Made Of Collected Hearts
  • Gender: Female
  • "Now, ask me what I'm going to do to you."
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I killed a condom because that's how I roll.  O8)

Offline Saerrael

  • ~~~Seraph ; In love~~~ Do you like what you see? Let me entertain ya ítill you scream.
  • Champion
  • Carnite
  • *
  • Join Date: Aug 2009
  • Location: You don't know how you took it You just know what you got Oh Lordy you've been stealing from the thieves And you got caught
  • Gender: Male
  • Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me.
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I killed a condom because that's how I roll.  O8)

...how do you kill a condom?

Offline Mathim

Or a pickle, for that matter?

Offline MasterMischief

I would tell you, but I do not want to make you an accessory to murder.

Offline Tangi

I killed a rat because I didn't want to eat him.

Offline Skye

I killed a condom because I'm gay and love marijuana! ^_,^

Offline Muninn

"I ran naked with a horse because I'm sexy as hell."

ORLY now..

Offline dw1992

I raped an easter egg because I've got abs.

Offline simba

I banged a pornstar because I have AMAZING boobs

*blinks*

*checks*...

*checks again*

 ;D

Offline Sebastian Aran

I liked mine... ^.^

I ran shirtless with the Trojan Man because that's how I roll.

Offline Kalyx

I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I have marijuana.

Offline Sasha

 I needed a Horse because that's how I roll .

 

Offline Black Orchid

  • Chatelaine of sleep, Courtesan of dreams.
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  • Enchanted
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  • Location: Warming your bed
  • Gender: Female
  • Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet
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I ate out the trojan man because I have double D's

(one of thoes are true, the two others are lies ^-^)