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Author Topic: The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)  (Read 4605 times)

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Offline QuestioningMySanity

I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy as hell.

xD

Offline Paradox

I killed Santa Claus because I'm sexy as hell.

xD

Was it his huge cookie-belly that threatened your sexiness or the fact that he reeked of reindeer shit?

Offline QuestioningMySanity

Oh no, it was because he was suggesting odd and perverted things to do with the little, defenseless elves with bells on their shoes. And the smell of reindeer didn't help.


Also works for me:
I killed Santa Claus because that's how I roll.




Offline Ramster

I smoked with a bisexual because I have amazing boobs!

But not as amazing as Eden's.

Offline Dim HonTopic starter

  • The Horrible, Lovely Thing || The Sorcerer's Familiar || Not This || Sinners' Nadir || Desire of the Endless || More Dark In Me Than Bones || St. Fucking
  • Oracle
  • Carnite
  • *
  • Join Date: Dec 2008
  • Location: ne invoces expellere non possis
  • The Aforementioned Darkness
  • My Role Play Preferences
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  • Referrals: 19

Offline Cyra

  • Looking for someone to make all the pain go away.
  • Deverified
  • Bacchae
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2010
  • Location: Somewhere...
  • Gender: Female
  • Slowly going crazy inside my own head.
  • My Role Play Preferences
  • View My Rolls
  • Referrals: 0
I needed your dealer because I'm sexy as hell.
-That's so wrong in so many ways :-)-

Offline Bubbles

  • Needy Devotee..
  • Deverified
  • Enchanted
  • *
  • Join Date: Sep 2010
  • Location: "I am all Over you..Do you want me to?"~
  • Gender: Female
  • "Sure you wanna taste me..?"
  • My Role Play Preferences
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I banged a homeless guy cause this is how I roll..

rolf x'D

Offline Skye

(The condom serial killer here again...)

I killed a condom because I'm gay, sexy as hell, love marijuana and have double D's!