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Author Topic: The "I ___ ____ because ____" Game ... thing! (Split from Eden's Effing Awesome)  (Read 4602 times)

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Offline Dim HonTopic starter

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I needed a pornstar because I'm gay and sexy as hell. O8)
« Last Edit: December 10, 2009, 01:06:46 PM by Trieste »

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Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2009, 01:39:01 AM »
I slept with a condom because I'm sexy as hell.

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Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2009, 03:31:06 AM »
I ran shirtless with Santa Clause because i smoke pot

Offline Skye

Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2009, 06:52:59 AM »


I needed a pornstar because I'm gay and sexy as hell. O8)
"I killed a condom because I have double D's"  -folds arms over chest- How do they know these things!!! (Camisol was yellow=other=aiyayay)

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P.S. this morning Miss Dis found this effing awesome thing:

<a href="http://dailyshite.com/2009/07/hilarious-a-girl-in-ireland-whos-making-prank-calls-at-the-age-of-8/" >Hilarious -- A Girl In Ireland Who’s Making Prank Calls At The Age Of 8![/url][/b]



« Last Edit: December 09, 2009, 07:37:06 AM by Reign »

Offline Raveled

Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2009, 07:33:06 AM »
I stabbed a crackhead because I loooooove marijuana!

Offline MagicalPen

Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2009, 11:30:16 AM »
I ran shirtless with Santa Claus because I am a Pimp and you're jealous.

Andy, I think we share a birthday?

Offline Talia

Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2009, 11:47:38 AM »
I killed a bag of weed because thats how I roll!   8-)

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Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2009, 12:22:17 PM »
I cuddled with your mom because I had to. >_>  (January 18th, brown shirt)

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Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2009, 12:26:00 PM »
I slept with a stripper b'cos the lil ppl told me to.

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Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2009, 12:28:52 PM »
I ate out a horse because I love marijuana and I have double Ds. >.>

That just sounds wrong. Maybe he was hung like a horse?  there...that sounds better...

Offline Skye

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« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2009, 04:21:31 PM »
I ate out a horse because I love marijuana and I have double Ds. >.>

That just sounds wrong. Maybe he was hung like a horse?  there...that sounds better...
-chuckle fit- Mz Nurse if effing awesome!

Offline Transgirlenstein

Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2009, 05:55:54 PM »
I banged the Kool-Aid man because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

Offline TheWriter

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« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2009, 06:02:43 PM »
I killed a bisexual because I love marijuana.

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Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 06:29:45 PM »



"I smoked with the trojan man bcos I have AMAZING boobs."


...Unfair, he asked for it ;_;

Offline WhiteyChan

Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2009, 04:01:48 AM »


I needed a pornstar because I'm gay and sexy as hell. O8)

I ran naked with a homo***** because I'm sexy as hell, and that's how I roll.

Offline Calista Jade

Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2009, 04:21:16 AM »
I killed a ninja because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

... lmao.

Offline Mnemaxa

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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2009, 04:25:57 AM »
I raped a pickle because I'm a pimp and (Eden's) jealous.

Offline alxnjsh

Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2009, 09:14:36 AM »
I killed my ex because I've got abs?! Perhaps we should move this to a new thread in socializing? It's kinda fun!!! I do have to ask, why "a breeder" (aka straight person) is not on the list of things we can kill?
« Last Edit: December 10, 2009, 10:05:24 AM by alxnjsh »

Offline Bliss

Re: Re: Eden's Collection Of Effing Awesome Things!
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2009, 12:10:12 PM »
I cuddled with a prostitute - because that is how I roll!

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Split and moved to the games section per request. :)

Offline Dim HonTopic starter

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I slept with the Trojan man because I love marijuana and I'm sexy as hell. ;>.>

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I stabbed a ninja because I have amazing boobs and I'm beautiful.

Is wearing a red and green plaid shirt.

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I raped a bowl of cereal because I had to.

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