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Online ArielTopic starter

Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« on: April 23, 2013, 12:59:40 AM »
Simple. Just share with us your favorite pick up lines, whether they be ridiculous, successful, or both! ;D

I'll start.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Ariel. ;)

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2013, 01:01:47 AM »
You need a fire extinguisher, 'cause you're hot!  Admittedly, one of the worst I've heard...

Online ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2013, 01:07:03 AM »
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bob? ::)

Offline NightDream

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2013, 01:13:29 AM »
(My fiance actually told me this one and it just cracks me up for some lame reason..)

Do you have Russian in you? Would you like some? ;-P

Offline lisar

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2013, 01:18:05 AM »
Do you like raisins?  How bout a date?

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2013, 06:04:55 PM »
"If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

Offline Silverfang

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2013, 08:27:57 PM »
Don't be so greedy with your body you got it your whole life. Couldn't I borrow it for only one night?

Offline Tersius

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2013, 07:55:01 AM »
Baby, you got more leg than a bucket of chicken!!

Online ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2013, 07:57:16 AM »
Baby, I'ma do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the desk and do you all night long. ::)

Offline Sixela

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2013, 10:19:36 PM »
Hey do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a foot long XD

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2013, 10:21:54 PM »
I lost my phone number.  May I have yours?

Offline Ruby July

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2013, 10:38:53 PM »
Is your name Mickey? Cause baby, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2013, 10:19:51 PM »
Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

Online ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2013, 10:20:45 PM »
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. ;)

Offline CastorTroy

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2013, 12:43:19 PM »
Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2013, 06:52:19 PM »
Nice ass can I touch it

Offline Daoine Sidhe

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2013, 06:55:23 PM »
My name's Harry.  Wanna touch my wand?

Online ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2013, 06:57:47 PM »
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2013, 07:02:09 PM »
are you a gardener cause you are making me grow

Offline Novak

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2013, 07:04:34 PM »
I used this and it worked.  I was caught a little off guard.

"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2013, 07:31:03 PM »
that sadly has worked on me

do you beleive in love at first sight? If not can you walk by again?

Offline Formless

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2013, 07:50:38 PM »
If I f*** like an animal can I come aboard?

( This is the only pick up line that made me feel good about my name :P )

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2013, 07:52:52 PM »
want to go to math class?

(yes it confused me when first used and earned some one a slap when they acted on it)

Offline Novak

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2013, 07:57:44 PM »
would "let's go bake muffins" work?

Online ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2013, 08:03:38 PM »
You be my Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right and I'll do it your way. ;)