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Offline LunaWolf

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2013, 09:47:50 AM »
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good ;)

Offline despickable

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2013, 10:13:55 AM »
You're eyes are like spanners, you make my nuts tighten

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2013, 12:07:03 PM »
Do the carpets match the drapes? or my personal favorite Want to watch my tree grow?

Offline PrincessAriel

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2013, 06:39:02 PM »
" If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is new years, can I visit you between the holidays!"

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2013, 08:14:31 PM »
" If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is new years, can I visit you between the holidays!"

That's bad that would never work

This also would be a tough one to work too

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Offline Kuroneko

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2013, 08:42:41 PM »
Hi, my name is Kuroneko ... you'll be screaming that later.

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2013, 09:31:48 PM »
http://www.picuplinesgalore.com

Oh my God, these are epic! Especially the Harry Potter ones.

I've been whomping my willow thinking of you. XD

Offline Sixela

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2013, 02:02:41 PM »
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2013, 07:24:07 PM »
That's a nice shirt. Any chance I can talk you out of it?

Offline Ravien Delapor

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2013, 07:27:53 PM »

Your hair looks really nice on you.  Know where it would look better?  On my pillow in ten minutes.

Offline Monfang

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #35 on: May 09, 2013, 07:30:09 PM »
"You look like you have pretty big breasts. Want to use my 'measuring stick' to see just how big they are?"

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #36 on: May 09, 2013, 07:32:24 PM »
Do you work for UPS? I coulda sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Offline Moraline

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2013, 08:52:45 AM »
I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bed-Rock.

Offline Formless

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2013, 03:07:51 PM »
Hi , I'm ' insert name '.

Offline Monfang

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2013, 05:48:00 PM »
Hi , I'm ' insert name '.
That seems less of a pickup line and more of a greeting.

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2013, 09:53:30 PM »
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body of yours?

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2013, 02:36:13 PM »
Are you a chuck wagon cook?  Cause I thought I heard you say, "Come and get it!"

Offline Tersius

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2013, 09:41:50 PM »
Excuse me miss, does this look infected?

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2013, 11:35:56 PM »
You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.

Offline Ruby July

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2013, 11:09:36 AM »
Oh come on, I'm not THAT bad...

(overheard at work between two coworkers)

Offline Formless

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2013, 11:17:17 AM »
That seems less of a pickup line and more of a greeting.

Try it with any well known celebrity/historic figure/famouse person name and then tell me it's not. ::)

Offline Mara Brewer

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2013, 11:34:51 PM »
If I were an enzyme, I'd want to be heliocase so I could unzip your genes.

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2013, 12:48:07 PM »
You are so selfish! You are going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. >:(

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2013, 03:50:14 PM »
"The name's Bond. James Bond."

Offline Etherealdreamer

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2013, 09:59:52 PM »
Excuse me, are those space pants you're wearing? Because that *ss is out of this WORLD!