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Offline ArielTopic starter

Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« on: April 23, 2013, 12:59:40 AM »
Simple. Just share with us your favorite pick up lines, whether they be ridiculous, successful, or both! ;D

I'll start.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Ariel. ;)

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2013, 01:01:47 AM »
You need a fire extinguisher, 'cause you're hot!  Admittedly, one of the worst I've heard...

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2013, 01:07:03 AM »
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bob? ::)

Offline NightDream

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2013, 01:13:29 AM »
(My fiance actually told me this one and it just cracks me up for some lame reason..)

Do you have Russian in you? Would you like some? ;-P

Offline lisar

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2013, 01:18:05 AM »
Do you like raisins?  How bout a date?

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2013, 06:04:55 PM »
"If I told you you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

Offline Silverfang

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2013, 08:27:57 PM »
Don't be so greedy with your body you got it your whole life. Couldn't I borrow it for only one night?

Offline Tersius

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2013, 07:55:01 AM »
Baby, you got more leg than a bucket of chicken!!

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2013, 07:57:16 AM »
Baby, I'ma do you like I do my homework. Slam you on the desk and do you all night long. ::)

Offline Sixela

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2013, 10:19:36 PM »
Hey do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a foot long XD

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2013, 10:21:54 PM »
I lost my phone number.  May I have yours?

Offline Ruby July

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2013, 10:38:53 PM »
Is your name Mickey? Cause baby, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2013, 10:19:51 PM »
Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2013, 10:20:45 PM »
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. ;)

Offline CastorTroy

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2013, 12:43:19 PM »
Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away!

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2013, 06:52:19 PM »
Nice ass can I touch it

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2013, 06:55:23 PM »
My name's Harry.  Wanna touch my wand?

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2013, 06:57:47 PM »
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2013, 07:02:09 PM »
are you a gardener cause you are making me grow

Offline Novak

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2013, 07:04:34 PM »
I used this and it worked.  I was caught a little off guard.

"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2013, 07:31:03 PM »
that sadly has worked on me

do you beleive in love at first sight? If not can you walk by again?

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2013, 07:50:38 PM »
If I f*** like an animal can I come aboard?

( This is the only pick up line that made me feel good about my name :P )

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2013, 07:52:52 PM »
want to go to math class?

(yes it confused me when first used and earned some one a slap when they acted on it)

Offline Novak

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #23 on: May 03, 2013, 07:57:44 PM »
would "let's go bake muffins" work?

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #24 on: May 03, 2013, 08:03:38 PM »
You be my Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right and I'll do it your way. ;)

Offline LunaWolf

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2013, 09:47:50 AM »
Just call me milk, I'll do your body good ;)

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2013, 10:13:55 AM »
You're eyes are like spanners, you make my nuts tighten

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2013, 12:07:03 PM »
Do the carpets match the drapes? or my personal favorite Want to watch my tree grow?

Offline PrincessAriel

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #28 on: May 08, 2013, 06:39:02 PM »
" If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is new years, can I visit you between the holidays!"

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #29 on: May 08, 2013, 08:14:31 PM »
" If your left leg is christmas and your right leg is new years, can I visit you between the holidays!"

That's bad that would never work

This also would be a tough one to work too

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

Offline Kuroneko

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #30 on: May 08, 2013, 08:42:41 PM »
Hi, my name is Kuroneko ... you'll be screaming that later.

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #31 on: May 08, 2013, 09:31:48 PM »
http://www.picuplinesgalore.com

Oh my God, these are epic! Especially the Harry Potter ones.

I've been whomping my willow thinking of you. XD

Offline Sixela

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #32 on: May 09, 2013, 02:02:41 PM »
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #33 on: May 09, 2013, 07:24:07 PM »
That's a nice shirt. Any chance I can talk you out of it?

Offline Ravien Delapor

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #34 on: May 09, 2013, 07:27:53 PM »

Your hair looks really nice on you.  Know where it would look better?  On my pillow in ten minutes.

Offline Monfang

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #35 on: May 09, 2013, 07:30:09 PM »
"You look like you have pretty big breasts. Want to use my 'measuring stick' to see just how big they are?"

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #36 on: May 09, 2013, 07:32:24 PM »
Do you work for UPS? I coulda sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Offline Moraline

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #37 on: May 10, 2013, 08:52:45 AM »
I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bed-Rock.

Offline Formless

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #38 on: May 10, 2013, 03:07:51 PM »
Hi , I'm ' insert name '.

Offline Monfang

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #39 on: May 10, 2013, 05:48:00 PM »
Hi , I'm ' insert name '.
That seems less of a pickup line and more of a greeting.

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #40 on: May 10, 2013, 09:53:30 PM »
Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body of yours?

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2013, 02:36:13 PM »
Are you a chuck wagon cook?  Cause I thought I heard you say, "Come and get it!"

Offline Tersius

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2013, 09:41:50 PM »
Excuse me miss, does this look infected?

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2013, 11:35:56 PM »
You must be the square root of -1 because you can't be real.

Offline Ruby July

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2013, 11:09:36 AM »
Oh come on, I'm not THAT bad...

(overheard at work between two coworkers)

Offline Formless

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #45 on: May 17, 2013, 11:17:17 AM »
That seems less of a pickup line and more of a greeting.

Try it with any well known celebrity/historic figure/famouse person name and then tell me it's not. ::)

Offline Mara Brewer

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2013, 11:34:51 PM »
If I were an enzyme, I'd want to be heliocase so I could unzip your genes.

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #47 on: May 28, 2013, 12:48:07 PM »
You are so selfish! You are going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night. >:(

Offline Jclaymore

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2013, 03:50:14 PM »
"The name's Bond. James Bond."

Offline Etherealdreamer

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #49 on: May 30, 2013, 09:59:52 PM »
Excuse me, are those space pants you're wearing? Because that *ss is out of this WORLD!

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2013, 10:01:54 PM »
You like to dance? Good lets go do the Horizontal hustle.

Offline ArielTopic starter

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2013, 02:59:00 AM »
Your face reminds me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be amongst them.

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2013, 02:44:03 PM »
this worked and i was very happy i spent decades reading and watching romantic films/books and shakesphere.


Shall i compare thee to a summers night dream?
No i will compare thee to Angels but you shine more than all of them.
I will compare you to a rose as your beauty is so divine.
I will compare you to a rainbow as your colourful and a gift to my eyes.

But baby your beauty knows no bounds, I'm lost in your eyes and I'm happy i found you before you passed me by.
What do you say to ice cream, because I'm getting hot under the collar but you my sweet are hotter than chili.
So how about that ice cream ;)

Offline cptBacon

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2013, 11:36:48 PM »
Is your dad in jail? 'Cause if I were your dad, I'd be in jail.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #54 on: July 01, 2013, 05:47:10 PM »
THIS actually got me once. Not that I'm proud. He even said later on that his friends and him had looked around on the internet for pick up lines.


If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I'd still be poor.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #55 on: July 01, 2013, 05:48:33 PM »
"Hey Pretty Lady want to kill all humans?" It works for bender

Offline cptBacon

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #56 on: July 07, 2013, 10:15:35 PM »
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #57 on: July 08, 2013, 01:30:28 AM »
Well...its not going to suck itself!....

I had to laugh.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #58 on: July 08, 2013, 02:25:15 AM »
"Baby I am hung like a vault monster."
I took it as a sign my husband either plays to many video games or drank to much

Offline Vain

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2013, 12:51:52 AM »
I bet you are like a Timex. You can take a lickin and keep on tickin'

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2013, 12:55:45 AM »
lets exercise. You touch your toes and I will let you balance on my rod."  ;)

Offline Vain

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« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2013, 12:56:50 AM »
Do you have any German in you? No, would you like some?

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #62 on: July 15, 2013, 01:17:13 AM »
hey babe, you must be tired......from running through my mind all day.

Offline Vain

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #63 on: July 15, 2013, 03:18:28 AM »
you ...me... trunk of my car.... what ya think

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #64 on: July 24, 2013, 06:44:53 PM »
I could no believe this got my xbox/MW (modern warfare) zombie mate a hot date for a pool party we had recently.
It went like this...

J - Hay there beauty, you know if you were a alien i'd still want ya.
Cath - Okay? *looks round like WTH?!*
J - But seem as your hotter than a vampire babe in a graveyard wearing nothing but a long silk cape then i'd have to say your already out of this world.
Cath - *blushes* oh really?
J - Tottally babe infact if you had to be a gun i'd use to kill russians in Modern warfare you'd be a assaslt rifle because you'e just assalted my heart.
Cath - Really your sweet.
J - wanna go to a pool party this weekend so i can watch you blow my mind?
Cath - okay i'll see you then.
J - Cool pick you up after work, see ya cath

I was so shocked it actually worked XD

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #65 on: July 24, 2013, 06:47:25 PM »
"Hey my flour covered angel! How abouts we go in the back and bake up something special. " ;) it was my husband so it worked.

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #66 on: July 24, 2013, 06:49:57 PM »
LOL

Hay you wanna go shoot some zombies, or do you wanna get your mind blown?

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2013, 03:49:16 PM »
Drunk guy: "Thank you."
Me: "For what?"
Drunk guy: *motions up and down at all my body and grins*

Um.. yeah, that happened.  ???

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #68 on: July 26, 2013, 03:52:49 PM »
(Phone call)
random dude: hey is Jill there?

Me: Uh I think you have the wrong number

Random: Oh hey sorry sweetheart, your not hot are ya? you sound hot.

I need to stop answering my phone

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #69 on: July 26, 2013, 04:34:10 PM »
Me: (waking up to weird noises and finding a strange guy in my room) "Um... who are you?"
Him: "I'm a wizard."
Me: "How did you get in my room?"
Him: "I floated up and came through the window" (he points out the window he has propped open with a dirty cloth of some kind)
Me: "Riight... So... why did you come in my room?"
Him: "I wanted to get to know you. You're special." (places his hand on my knee)

Geezus... I was 15 and on the second floor in an old country house. That crap freaked the hell out of me.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #70 on: July 29, 2013, 05:48:14 PM »
"You know I'm a tennis player? Yes, and I'll serve my balls in hard smashes onto your lawn!"

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #71 on: July 29, 2013, 05:50:57 PM »
Chloroform or no chloroform needed?

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #72 on: July 29, 2013, 06:08:17 PM »
"If you agree to come with me, no harm..."

:d

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« Reply #73 on: July 29, 2013, 10:47:56 PM »
Drunk guy: "Thank you."
Me: "For what?"
Drunk guy: *motions up and down at all my body and grins*

Um.. yeah, that happened.  ???
Sorry.

"I like your shirt. It really brings out your boobs."

Offline ripto666

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #74 on: July 30, 2013, 12:23:10 PM »
Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Offline Taishoku

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2013, 12:47:51 PM »
Honestly, I can't believe this one worked. I think it was because of how direct it was.

'Nice shoes, wanna f-'annnndwe'llcutitofftheretokeepitpg-13.

Offline Sofina

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #76 on: July 30, 2013, 08:49:03 PM »
Guy in pub said to me at the bar, You must be alien because your out of this world. very cheesy.

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #77 on: August 04, 2013, 10:06:20 PM »
Thats so true.
But what happened while i was in hosptial with a male doctor was just a cheesy moment.
It went like this -

Me - waiting to be seen.
Doctor - walks in.
Me - looks up
Doctor - leaves
Me - ??? WT?
Doctor - comes back in with a cold cup of water.
Me - oh he forgot his water >.>
Doctor - pours water all over me
Me - shcoked and wet
Doctor - "your all wet let me dry you off"
Me - HELL NO! *left*
Doctor - O.O

LOL
I'm a guy and that happened to me what the fauq XD

Offline Tristian Pontis

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #78 on: March 28, 2014, 09:34:09 AM »
You should smile more you never know who's falling in love with it.


That and

I bet you 20 bucks that your gonna turn me down

Offline Shewolf

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #79 on: March 28, 2014, 03:56:11 PM »
Worst ever:

Him - You want to know what I would like to do now?

Me - Hmmmm, something that will probably end up with me punching you in the face?

Offline assleigh

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #80 on: March 28, 2014, 09:02:55 PM »
This one worked...cause it was delivered in a cute/cheesy way:

I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.

Offline CrystalFeathers

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #81 on: April 05, 2014, 06:39:39 PM »
the cutest one I've get heard, which I occasionally use, is;
"You seem cool. Can you hold this while I go for a walk?"
*holds out hand*

Offline OrihsVastusIra

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #82 on: April 05, 2014, 07:17:02 PM »
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato.

Offline Belle33

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #83 on: April 09, 2014, 06:02:16 PM »
This one never fails, but you have to use it on the hottest guy or girl in the place. 

You know....you're not as cute as I think you are. 


Offline gaggedLouise

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #84 on: April 09, 2014, 07:08:32 PM »
Do you know that song "Beat me Daddy, Eight to the Bar"? - and would you like me to show what the lyrics are really about, sweetie?  ;)

Offline DiamondLipstick

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #85 on: April 19, 2014, 02:28:49 PM »
A guy pointed to my crotch once and said. "Excuse me, is anybody eating that?"

Offline Belle33

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #86 on: April 24, 2014, 06:40:49 PM »
You could at least buy me a drink before you break my heart.