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Offline Snapespersephone

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #50 on: May 30, 2013, 10:01:54 PM »
You like to dance? Good lets go do the Horizontal hustle.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2013, 02:59:00 AM »
Your face reminds me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be amongst them.

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2013, 02:44:03 PM »
this worked and i was very happy i spent decades reading and watching romantic films/books and shakesphere.


Shall i compare thee to a summers night dream?
No i will compare thee to Angels but you shine more than all of them.
I will compare you to a rose as your beauty is so divine.
I will compare you to a rainbow as your colourful and a gift to my eyes.

But baby your beauty knows no bounds, I'm lost in your eyes and I'm happy i found you before you passed me by.
What do you say to ice cream, because I'm getting hot under the collar but you my sweet are hotter than chili.
So how about that ice cream ;)

Offline cptBacon

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2013, 11:36:48 PM »
Is your dad in jail? 'Cause if I were your dad, I'd be in jail.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #54 on: July 01, 2013, 05:47:10 PM »
THIS actually got me once. Not that I'm proud. He even said later on that his friends and him had looked around on the internet for pick up lines.


If I had a dime for every time I tried to pick up a chick, I'd still be poor.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #55 on: July 01, 2013, 05:48:33 PM »
"Hey Pretty Lady want to kill all humans?" It works for bender

Offline cptBacon

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #56 on: July 07, 2013, 10:15:35 PM »
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?

Offline ErikaWyte

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #57 on: July 08, 2013, 01:30:28 AM »
Well...its not going to suck itself!....

I had to laugh.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #58 on: July 08, 2013, 02:25:15 AM »
"Baby I am hung like a vault monster."
I took it as a sign my husband either plays to many video games or drank to much

Offline Vain

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2013, 12:51:52 AM »
I bet you are like a Timex. You can take a lickin and keep on tickin'

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #60 on: July 13, 2013, 12:55:45 AM »
lets exercise. You touch your toes and I will let you balance on my rod."  ;)

Offline Vain

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #61 on: July 13, 2013, 12:56:50 AM »
Do you have any German in you? No, would you like some?

Offline annarose

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #62 on: July 15, 2013, 01:17:13 AM »
hey babe, you must be tired......from running through my mind all day.

Offline Vain

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #63 on: July 15, 2013, 03:18:28 AM »
you ...me... trunk of my car.... what ya think

Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #64 on: July 24, 2013, 06:44:53 PM »
I could no believe this got my xbox/MW (modern warfare) zombie mate a hot date for a pool party we had recently.
It went like this...

J - Hay there beauty, you know if you were a alien i'd still want ya.
Cath - Okay? *looks round like WTH?!*
J - But seem as your hotter than a vampire babe in a graveyard wearing nothing but a long silk cape then i'd have to say your already out of this world.
Cath - *blushes* oh really?
J - Tottally babe infact if you had to be a gun i'd use to kill russians in Modern warfare you'd be a assaslt rifle because you'e just assalted my heart.
Cath - Really your sweet.
J - wanna go to a pool party this weekend so i can watch you blow my mind?
Cath - okay i'll see you then.
J - Cool pick you up after work, see ya cath

I was so shocked it actually worked XD

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #65 on: July 24, 2013, 06:47:25 PM »
"Hey my flour covered angel! How abouts we go in the back and bake up something special. " ;) it was my husband so it worked.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #66 on: July 24, 2013, 06:49:57 PM »
LOL

Hay you wanna go shoot some zombies, or do you wanna get your mind blown?

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2013, 03:49:16 PM »
Drunk guy: "Thank you."
Me: "For what?"
Drunk guy: *motions up and down at all my body and grins*

Um.. yeah, that happened.  ???

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #68 on: July 26, 2013, 03:52:49 PM »
(Phone call)
random dude: hey is Jill there?

Me: Uh I think you have the wrong number

Random: Oh hey sorry sweetheart, your not hot are ya? you sound hot.

I need to stop answering my phone

Offline SpiralSpider

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #69 on: July 26, 2013, 04:34:10 PM »
Me: (waking up to weird noises and finding a strange guy in my room) "Um... who are you?"
Him: "I'm a wizard."
Me: "How did you get in my room?"
Him: "I floated up and came through the window" (he points out the window he has propped open with a dirty cloth of some kind)
Me: "Riight... So... why did you come in my room?"
Him: "I wanted to get to know you. You're special." (places his hand on my knee)

Geezus... I was 15 and on the second floor in an old country house. That crap freaked the hell out of me.

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #70 on: July 29, 2013, 05:48:14 PM »
"You know I'm a tennis player? Yes, and I'll serve my balls in hard smashes onto your lawn!"

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #71 on: July 29, 2013, 05:50:57 PM »
Chloroform or no chloroform needed?

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #72 on: July 29, 2013, 06:08:17 PM »
"If you agree to come with me, no harm..."

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #73 on: July 29, 2013, 10:47:56 PM »
Drunk guy: "Thank you."
Me: "For what?"
Drunk guy: *motions up and down at all my body and grins*

Um.. yeah, that happened.  ???
Sorry.

"I like your shirt. It really brings out your boobs."

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #74 on: July 30, 2013, 12:23:10 PM »
Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?