Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines

[Taishoku]

Honestly, I can't believe this one worked. I think it was because of how direct it was.

'Nice shoes, wanna f-'annnndwe'llcutitofftheretokeepitpg-13.

[Sofina]

Guy in pub said to me at the bar, You must be alien because your out of this world. very cheesy.

[LordHarketh193]

Thats so true.
But what happened while i was in hosptial with a male doctor was just a cheesy moment.
It went like this -

Me - waiting to be seen.
Doctor - walks in.
Me - looks up
Doctor - leaves
Me - WT?
Doctor - comes back in with a cold cup of water.
Me - oh he forgot his water >.>
Doctor - pours water all over me
Me - shcoked and wet
Doctor - "your all wet let me dry you off"
Me - HELL NO! *left*
Doctor - O.O

LOL
I'm a guy and that happened to me what the fauq

[Tristian Pontis]

You should smile more you never know who's falling in love with it.


That and

I bet you 20 bucks that your gonna turn me down

[Shewolf]

Worst ever:

Him - You want to know what I would like to do now?

Me - Hmmmm, something that will probably end up with me punching you in the face?

[assleigh]

This one worked...cause it was delivered in a cute/cheesy way:

I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.

[CrystalFeathers]

the cutest one I've get heard, which I occasionally use, is;
"You seem cool. Can you hold this while I go for a walk?"
*holds out hand*

[OrihsVastusIra]

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato.

[Belle33]

This one never fails, but you have to use it on the hottest guy or girl in the place. 

You know....you're not as cute as I think you are. 

[gaggedLouise]

Do you know that song "Beat me Daddy, Eight to the Bar"? - and would you like me to show what the lyrics are really about, sweetie? 

[DiamondLipstick]

A guy pointed to my crotch once and said. "Excuse me, is anybody eating that?"

[Belle33]

You could at least buy me a drink before you break my heart.