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Author Topic: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines  (Read 3330 times)

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Offline Taishoku

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #75 on: July 30, 2013, 12:47:51 PM »
Honestly, I can't believe this one worked. I think it was because of how direct it was.

'Nice shoes, wanna f-'annnndwe'llcutitofftheretokeepitpg-13.
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Offline Sofina

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #76 on: July 30, 2013, 08:49:03 PM »
Guy in pub said to me at the bar, You must be alien because your out of this world. very cheesy.
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Offline LordHarketh193

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #77 on: August 04, 2013, 10:06:20 PM »
Thats so true.
But what happened while i was in hosptial with a male doctor was just a cheesy moment.
It went like this -

Me - waiting to be seen.
Doctor - walks in.
Me - looks up
Doctor - leaves
Me - ??? WT?
Doctor - comes back in with a cold cup of water.
Me - oh he forgot his water >.>
Doctor - pours water all over me
Me - shcoked and wet
Doctor - "your all wet let me dry you off"
Me - HELL NO! *left*
Doctor - O.O

LOL
I'm a guy and that happened to me what the fauq XD
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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #78 on: March 28, 2014, 09:34:09 AM »
You should smile more you never know who's falling in love with it.


That and

I bet you 20 bucks that your gonna turn me down
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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #79 on: March 28, 2014, 03:56:11 PM »
Worst ever:

Him - You want to know what I would like to do now?

Me - Hmmmm, something that will probably end up with me punching you in the face?
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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #80 on: March 28, 2014, 09:02:55 PM »
This one worked...cause it was delivered in a cute/cheesy way:

I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
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Offline CrystalFeathers

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #81 on: April 05, 2014, 06:39:39 PM »
the cutest one I've get heard, which I occasionally use, is;
"You seem cool. Can you hold this while I go for a walk?"
*holds out hand*
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Offline OrihsVastusIra

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #82 on: April 05, 2014, 07:17:02 PM »
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet potato.
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Offline Belle33

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #83 on: April 09, 2014, 06:02:16 PM »
This one never fails, but you have to use it on the hottest guy or girl in the place. 

You know....you're not as cute as I think you are. 

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Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #84 on: April 09, 2014, 07:08:32 PM »
Do you know that song "Beat me Daddy, Eight to the Bar"? - and would you like me to show what the lyrics are really about, sweetie?  ;)
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Offline DiamondLipstick

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #85 on: April 19, 2014, 02:28:49 PM »
A guy pointed to my crotch once and said. "Excuse me, is anybody eating that?"
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Offline Belle33

Re: Best/Worse Pick-Up Lines
« Reply #86 on: April 24, 2014, 06:40:49 PM »
You could at least buy me a drink before you break my heart.

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