Corrupt a wish

[Merry Gentry]

Granted but the really bizarre color and no one will eat them.

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday already

[RainyHigh]

Granted. It's Tuesday now, which may or may not be further into your work week.

I wish I had a robot that could do all of my homework.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, homework is all done but all the answers are wrong

Wish I had a new car

[RainyHigh]

Granted, you have a brand new smart car! Yaaay it's a... smart car.

I wish that the power could not work at work tomorrow so we can all stay home.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted but now the power never comes back and we are all in perpetual darkness

I wish I had some fresh baked cookies

[Stella]

Granted, but they are two kilometres circumference apiece and have decimated the world around you.

I wish the wind would stop howling.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted there is no wind now, anywhere and the world turns into a blazing desert with no relief.


Wish I had a personal chef to cook for me every day

[Dice]

Granted, but the only food they have access to are from MRE's.

I wish I my family would stop trying to get me to play Monopoly.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Your wish has been granted, but from now on the only game you are allowed to play is "Clue"!

I wish I had a WiFi modem of my own so I didn't have to worry about losing E access.

[MelisaArtemis]

no wish given so I'll answer the one above.

I wish I had a WiFi modem of my own so I didn't have to worry about losing E access.

granted but its just the modem without the internet access.

I wish I got better PC >w<

[Story Tale]

Granted, but you can't stand the OS and the speed at which you can browse the internet and download games causes your isp to charge you double every month.

I wish my laundry would do itself!

[Golden Spider]

Granted but now your clothes are sentient and are organizing a union

I wish I could showed without actually having to

[Beguile's Mistress]

I wonder if you mean shower and I can grant that wish but you have to do it in your back yard or parking lot where everyone can watch.

I wish I could have a nice fresh club sandwich on three pieces of lightly toasted bread with lettuce, tomato, sliced roasted turkey and lots and lots of well-cooked nearly crispy bacon and some mayonnaise on the side and a plate of sizzling hot fries with ketchup for dipping and a big glass of iced tea! 

[Silvered Sutures]

Granted but the tomatoes are soggy.

I wish I could write as fast as I think.

[Golden Spider]

Granted, but you literally write your thoughts, and you can't erase/backspace or delete anything

I wish that I had a magical bank balance that always had the exact amount of money that I need whenever I need to buy or pay for anything, completely tax free.

[Silvered Sutures]

Granted but it doesn't account for automatic billing, so you need to manually pay all your bills.

I wish I had a third cat.

[Pink Duct Tape]

Granted, but it's a Dodge Hellcat that has been set on fire, hit by a truck, and rolled down a hill. You still have to pay for it too.

I wish I got paid every time I cursed.

[Silvered Sutures]

Granted, it's in non-domination pennies flung at you at mach 3. You make 5 dollars a curse.

I wish this wish was corrupted.

[Autumn52]

Your wish is corrupted until you make another wish.


I wish I could go fishing with my big brother. 

[Pink Duct Tape]

Granted! You're just playing Go Fish!

I wish it would rain today.

[Beguile's Mistress]

Granted.  But if you go outside it rains harder and floods your yard and the street and you can't find an umberella!

I wish I could have a quiet day with no interruptions.

[Golden Spider]

Granted, you will not hear anything all day and no interruptions will be able to reach you.

Unfortunately all those things still happen as normal. So you’ll be twice as busy on Monday

I wish my job paid me more

[Pink Duct Tape]

Granted. It just means you have to work more too.

I wish the next person couldn't corrupt my wish!

[Lovely Complex]

Granted, but I’ll corrupt you instead.

I wish I could sleep…

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but your sleep is full of horrendous nightmares which can never be unseen.

I wish it was a nice sunny day