Would you like me if I.....

[Belle33]

*laughs*  That could be fun.

...if I slipped on your favorite shirt one morning and accidentally spilled orange juice all over the front.

[Adammair]

Only if that OJ had vodka with it...

...if I made your favorite mixed drink and shared it with you?

[Rhedyn]

Especially if we shared it with two straws in one glass.

...made you hold one of those mini drinks umbrellas over your head while we drank it?

[Kitsunetsuki]

*laughs* yes! Yes, I would.

...made you come on stage with me for karaoke so I could sing to you publicly?

[Zuleika]

Nope, I don't mind singing at all 

Would you mind if I asked you to bungie jump off a bridge for 500 mill?

[Anesa]

I wouldn't mind you asking if you wouldn't mind me saying "hell no!" 


...compromised and asked you to jump into the river with me from a rope swing?

[Rhedyn]

You could ask... doesn't mean I'd do it 

Dared you to wear an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?

[Dovel]

If it was you? I may let it go. 


If I changed all the songs on your iPod.

[Kitsunetsuki]

Yes, because I'm always looking for something different to listen to...

Made a song up and sang it just for you?

[Dovel]

Yes, I would very much enjoy that.


Spent all night learning to play that song on the piano?

[Kitsunetsuki]

I'd be most flattered...

Stayed up with you, keeping you company, but made sure to still make you breakfast in bed whenever you awoke?

[Rhedyn]

Yes!

...forgot to do that important thing you asked me to do?

[Volotaire]

Yes; I can't stay mad at you!

If I spilled soda everywhere after leaving it on a precarious spot that you told me not to?

[Kristen]

Yes.

I would because having already told you not to... I now have the perfect excuse to demand that you clean it up.

Every... last ... drop.

In the meantime... there's no reason to risk getting soda on your clothing. Your pants should stay on to keep your knees comfortable but uh... I'll take your shirt when you're ready.

Huh? A mop? No... we don't believe in mops in this household. Okay... maybe we do. I just don't believe in giving them to the man who put the soda precisely where I told him not to. You don't get a mop Volotaire. Ask for something else... and you get to give me back the cloth you have... in exchange for a toothbrush. I'm serious... test me. I have no problem enjoying your shirtless company for as long as it takes to scrape every last sticky speck of soda off my floor.


Would you like me if I teasingly flirted with your sister at a party -... all the while making sultry eyes at you, keeping it unclear whether I was flirting with you by proxy, or simply giving you a fair silent warning that your beautiful sister was going to leave this party with a story of her own that you might actually hear from me before you ever heard from her. Would you still like me?

- Kristen -

[Volotaire]

Yes, I would still like you, despite your poor judgement. 

Would you like me if, after hearing your request, I ignored every word of it, fetched your tooth brush, handed it to you and ordered you to clean up my mess?

[Rhedyn]

Um... I guess...? Though that might make me cry, especially if I'm having a bad day.

...replaced all of your regular socks with cute, cartoon socks?

[Dovel]

I would wear them all day just to be reminded of you.


...took your favorite book with me to work?

[King Serperior]

Sure!  I likely already read it a couple hundred times anyway  :p

.......if I passed 'Go?'

[Rhedyn]

I wouldn't mind.

...forgot your name?

[Marchoisas]

No problem... I'd just remind you vhat my name is and thats that. Maybe make a crack about your memory, though. 

...neglected to buy you a birthday present and just left it at "happy birthday" instead?

[Volotaire]

That would depend on the tone of your birthday wishes.. I like presents.

If we went to the pet store and I wanted to get the kitten that was missing her back leg due to birth defect, completely passing, even ignoring the other kittens?

[Marchoisas]

I doubt any pet store wuld even keep a kitten like that in stock (at least none I seen)... but why not? Your pet, your choice.

...suprised you by organizing a wild party for you (of the naughty variety  ) for no reason whatsoever?

[DreamSailor]

Mmm, probably. It does sound like a lot fun right about now!

If I... put you in a kiddy pool filled with sea water and squids and made you hug them?

[Rhedyn]

Not so much.

...had different way of doing things that annoyed you?

[Marchoisas]

Hmmm... not sure. Depends on vhat kind of annoyance we talking about!

...if I insisted on a open relationship, and was into group action?