Would you like me if I.....

[Volotaire]

Yes!

If I preferred cats to dogs?

[Diabolical]

No problem , so do I.

If I wanted you to bathe in chocolate ?

[Volotaire]

If we find a way to get me clean afterward, yes!

If I secretly wanted to be a club DJ?

[Diabolical]

Only if you told me all the sordid ,  nightly details.


If I wanted to play Jane to your Tarzan ?

[Volotaire]

If we could try swinging from the same vine

If I fanatically enjoyed something you hated?

[Diabolical]

Now that's an iffy one... depends on which bribe you use.

If I wanted you to give me a pedicure ?

[Volotaire]

I've never given one, but I'd try.  So, yes.

If after giving up frustrated, I sucked your toes instead?

[Diabolical]

*Wiggles toes* Yessss.


If I wanted to cut your hair blindfolded?

[Volotaire]

Yes, if I had any, it's shaved.

If I my goatee tickled?

[Diabolical]

Hmm.... I could do that.



If I sang off key in the shower?

[Volotaire]

Of course!!

If I turned down the radio?

[Diabolical]

Maybe...... I'd be embarrassed.


If I sewed up the fly's in all your undies?

[Adammair]

I could manage with my fly sewn up, so yes.

If I threw away your favorite undies?

[Diabolical]

I'd make you buy me more, so yes.

If I wanted you to get waxed?

[Volotaire]

Iffy, my chest is rather sensitive.

If I wore white to a wedding?

[Diabolical]

No, I don't like liars 


If I wanted you to clean up after my puppy?

[Volotaire]

*Laughs* I suppose. 

If when on a date, told the waiter it was your birthday?

[Diabolical]

Suuure, I love parties!


If I switched your deodorant with hair spray ?

[Volotaire]

*Coughs/hacks*  Mischievousness always earns you points, yes.

If I used your razor on my face?

[Diabolical]

*Shudders*  You used the cheap one, so ok.


If I wanted us to run away together and live off the land?

[Volotaire]

Yes!!

If I thought 50 Shades of Grey was a book about painting?

[Diabolical]

Nooo That's a deal breaker lol



If I wanted you to save an rp for me ?


( Got to go for a bit. Thanks for the fun  )

[Volotaire]

Absolutely!!

If I wanted to binge watch Star Trek over the weekend?

(No, thank you!  Have a good evening)

[King Serperior]

Sure, if you let me read my books and don't turn the television up too loud.

.......Slept in until 12pm tomorrow?

[Chasseybaby]

Would love to snuggle with you all morning ^^

If I had wires like the marionettes on the directv commercial?