Would you like me if I.....

[blue bunny sparkle]

I'm used to it! No problem!

If I cranked up the heat?

[Wispyr]

No. I wouldn't. I'd never want to speak to you again. Heat is the devil. Down with heat, up with cold!

...gave you a stuffed teddy bear that comes with its own throw blanket? these things are really adorable...

[TeacupTwink]

Ugh.... DUH! Those are amazing, gimme. o.O

Would you like me if I ate all the pizza rolls? 

[Kazyth]

Nope.  I love pizza rolls.  There would be spankings.

... if I only liked pepperoni and/or bacon on my pizza?

[Wispyr]

I could totally like you if you only wanted those things.

...Didn't share my pizza rolls? Because I don't. Mine.

[Elysian Radiance]

Meh, don't care. Just leave my Spaghettio's alone!

...if I loved cats.

[Wispyr]

Yes.

...Clearly let you beat me in super smash brothers?

[Elysian Radiance]

Of course (though we both know I'd whoop your ass).

...stole your ereader and loaded it with trashy romance novels for myself?

[Kazyth]

As long as I could still get my books?  Nah.

... teased you about your trashy romance novels?

[Elysian Radiance]

Nope!

...wanted to have sex after reading one of said trashy romance novels?

[Nowherewoman]

Depends on the author, really...


Went through your 'secret' pron stash while you weren't around?  And rated it?

[Wispyr]

Nope. I can share, and discuss critique with you!

...Accidentally deleted your 'secret' pron stash.

[Elysian Radiance]

Since... I don't have one, I guess I wouldn't mind!

...wanted to act out a scene from you of your porno's?

[Kazyth]

Not at all!  I'm always happy to indulge.

... wanted to act out a scene from one of your trashy romance novels?

[Elysian Radiance]

That'd be fun!

...forgot to pick my clothes up off the bathroom floor?

[Nowherewoman]

As long as you were wandering around in the buff, I'd not even notice.


If I wanted a puppy?  A  werewolf puppy?

[Elysian Radiance]

As long as you taught it proper manners, I suppose.

...if I wandered around naked?

[Fruitsteak]

Hey, if you're going to wander around, you should make yourself comfortable!

...if, beyond my control, I were to fall asleep at random times?

[Cayenne]

Hrm~ well, so long as you didn't operate machinery or anything.. ~ Or yanno, hold some girl over the edge of some boat destined to sink, and doze off sending her plummeting to her early death... so yeah, sorta contingent!

Would you like me if I ... had somewhat of a habit of being able to see the bad side, even though I'm trying harder to see the good?~

[King Serperior]

I see the bad just as often as the good, so I would still like you all the same.

......if all I knew how to cook was ramen?

[TeacupTwink]

Yes, I like cooking. :/

If I hated your fandoms?

[Elysian Radiance]

It would upset me that we couldn't bond over it, but it'd be whatever.

...made fun of your fandoms?

[TeacupTwink]

I have very few of them, but the ones I am in I am invested in heavily. Not liking = fine, making fun seriously = no.
#WeCanNeverBeFriendz

If I hogged all the pillows at sleep-overs?

[Al Terego]

Probably not, I don't sleep as well without a pillow.

... If I told you I was an alien?

[Elysian Radiance]

I'd ask you if you were the Doctor!

...wrapped myself in blankets and you didn't have enough?