Would you like me if I.....

[Adammair]

Depends on what I could make you do with those wires...

If I had a leopard cub and a puppy that were the best of friends (until the leopard grows up and eats the dog. )?

[Chasseybaby]

Awww I would but would cry when the leopard ate the puppy... :(

Was half British ?  ^^

[Adammair]

It would depend on which half. *chuckles*

If I was a smartass?

[Chasseybaby]

My better half! ^^ and yes I would since I'm a bit of a smart ass myself

If I ate the last jello cup?

[NewEraW]

I would if you promised to get some more.

If I liked to stay up for 24 hours at a time?

[Diabolical]

Depends on what you do in those 24 hours.


If I liked to go muddin , get filthy and play with the boy's ?

[Chasseybaby]

Oh hell yeah! ^^

If I took up DJing and became famous?

[Zennith]

If I get some kickbacks from your fame and wealth, then, yeah!

...if I gave out free chocolate candies?

[Diabolical]

I'd adore you .


If I turned all your whites into various shades of pink because I suck at laundry ?

[Dovel]

I would just have less to wear.

...if I used up all the minutes on your phone from texting romantic messages?

[King Serperior]

I have unlimited minutes, so sure 

.....geek out majorly about the new Pokémon games coming out in November?

[Diabolical]

No problem. I can afford ear plugs.



If I suddenly developed an aversion to feet?

[Volotaire]

Yes.

If I shaved a logo into my hair?

[Belle33]

I'd laugh and shave the rest of your hair off, but I'd certainly like you still.

Would you like me if I told you what I really think of your new hair cut?

[Volotaire]

Yes!! I would hope that you would be honest... if it was what I wanted to hear.  *laughs*

If I never, ever shaved my face and grew a massive beard?

[Warlock]

YES! But only if I would be allowed to live in it and bring my friends for scary movie nights.

Would you love me if I decided to start crossdressing.

[adira]

Wait, what? You aren't doing that all ready? Oh man serious let down!
Off course I would

Would you like me if I told you I don't like normal men?

[King Serperior]

Good news!  I am NOT a normal guy!  I love being different     Of course I would still like ya!

.....said I disliked cooked vegetables, preferring them just how they are?

[Belle33]

Yes, raw veggies are yum.

Would you like me if I repeatedly smiled at you across a crowded room, but kept talking to my other guests?

[Dovel]

I would, because I would like to think I am on your mind.


...if I came to bed late and woke you.

[Belle33]

I'd whine because it took me so long to get to sleep, but I'd still like you.

....if I tucked my cold feet under your warm legs?

[Volotaire]

Yes!!

Would you like me if I tripped and accidentally spilled a drink on you?

[Love And Submission]

No.

Played footsie with you during dinner with your parents?

[Belle33]

Yes - that would be hilarious.

...sent you naughty text messages during church?

[Volotaire]

Most definitely. 

If I responded back with one of my own?