Would you like me if I.....

[Love And Submission]

No I don't have an office so that'd just be weird.


Wore face paint during intercourse?

[Belle33]

Face paint?  Kinky.  I'm afraid of clowns so - I have to say no.

Would you like me if I admit to be afraid of clowns?

[King Serperior]

Yes, I would still like you.  In fact, I'd hand you the gas and I'll pour the salt so we can smite those things!

......if I invited you to come with me to visit Normandy?

[Dovel]

Of course. We could see where all those brave German lads fought so hard against the American invaders.


If I sang show tunes on the flight over?

[Belle33]

I would.  I bet you have a nice voice.

Would you like me if I dragged you around to all the cheesy tourist spots?

[Dovel]

Only if you bought me a 'I went shopping with Belle and all I got was this shirt', shirt.


If I lost the keys to the car and we had to walk home?

[Belle33]

I would.  I like walking.

If I stopped to play jump rope with kids on the corner?

[Adammair]

Yes. I'd probably join you.

If I drew a hopscotch board in the middle of the street with different colors of chalk?

[MonroeCat]

Absolutely, I love a man who knows how to have fun.


Would you still love me if I didn't wear leather hot pants?

[Dovel]

I would. Its summer, time to wear shorts.

...if I ate the last cookie?

[MonroeCat]

Afraid not, that's a serious offense sir.


, If I had two heads, and each head had seven personalities, each of which felt at an average 100 different degrees of emotion per second?

[Chasseybaby]

Sadly no, I have too many voices in my head at the moment

Love me if you caught me doing the sexy dance while getting ready for our date?

[Diabolical]

Absolutely, I'd cancel the date and eat in .


Would you still like me if , I decided to play in a pool full of spaghetti ?

[King Serperior]

Maybe?

....if I preferred reading over watching movies?

[Diabolical]

Possibly, depends on the book.

... If I threw your sex toy's away.

[Dovel]

I don't think she would like being thrown away very much.

...if I woke you up early to watch the sunrise?

[Chasseybaby]

As long as coffee and a blanket are involved...


Wanted to live in the jungle?

[Dovel]

Only if we can build a tree house.

...if I called you in the middle of the night?

[Diabolical]

Nope.  My sleep can't be disturbed.

If I wanted you to become a Tibetan monk/nun ?

[Dovel]

No, I think I enjoy too many pleasures for such a commitment.

...if I made you sleep in a different room?

[Diabolical]

That would be a deal breaker. I don't sleep alone.

.... If I asked you to strip for me while humming " I'm too sexy" ?

[Dovel]

For you, maybe.

...if I spent all our money on scented oils?

[Diabolical]

Yes... I'd luxuriate in the heavenly goodness.

... If I pimped you out to recoup our money?

[Dovel]

No, I don't want to be shared.

...if I sold the house so we could live a life on the road?

[Diabolical]

Depends, I'd need at least a sleeping bag.

.... If I showed the dog more affection then I showed you ?