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Offline Dovel

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6325 on: June 11, 2014, 05:48:07 PM »
Of course. I imagine that would look rather well on you.


Left suggestive voice messages on your office phone?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6326 on: June 11, 2014, 05:48:40 PM »
No I don't have an office so that'd just be weird.


Wore face paint during intercourse?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6327 on: June 11, 2014, 05:51:07 PM »
Face paint?  Kinky.  I'm afraid of clowns so - I have to say no.

Would you like me if I admit to be afraid of clowns?


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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6328 on: June 11, 2014, 05:52:42 PM »
Yes, I would still like you.  In fact, I'd hand you the gas and I'll pour the salt so we can smite those things!

......if I invited you to come with me to visit Normandy?

Offline Dovel

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6329 on: June 11, 2014, 05:55:19 PM »
Of course. We could see where all those brave German lads fought so hard against the American invaders.


If I sang show tunes on the flight over?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6330 on: June 11, 2014, 05:56:24 PM »
I would.  I bet you have a nice voice.

Would you like me if I dragged you around to all the cheesy tourist spots?

Offline Dovel

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6331 on: June 11, 2014, 05:58:44 PM »
Only if you bought me a 'I went shopping with Belle and all I got was this shirt', shirt.


If I lost the keys to the car and we had to walk home?

Offline Belle33

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6332 on: June 11, 2014, 06:04:09 PM »
I would.  I like walking.

If I stopped to play jump rope with kids on the corner?

Offline Adammair

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6333 on: June 12, 2014, 02:02:22 AM »
Yes. I'd probably join you.

If I drew a hopscotch board in the middle of the street with different colors of chalk?

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6334 on: June 12, 2014, 02:38:21 AM »
Absolutely, I love a man who knows how to have fun.


Would you still love me if I didn't wear leather hot pants?

Offline Dovel

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6335 on: June 12, 2014, 05:51:45 AM »
I would. Its summer, time to wear shorts.

...if I ate the last cookie?

Offline MonroeCat

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6336 on: June 12, 2014, 06:46:56 AM »
Afraid not, that's a serious offense sir.


, If I had two heads, and each head had seven personalities, each of which felt at an average 100 different degrees of emotion per second?

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6337 on: June 12, 2014, 09:55:31 AM »
Sadly no, I have too many voices in my head at the moment :P

Love me if you caught me doing the sexy dance while getting ready for our date?

Offline Diabolical

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6338 on: June 12, 2014, 10:32:42 AM »
Absolutely, I'd cancel the date and eat in .


Would you still like me if , I decided to play in a pool full of spaghetti ?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6339 on: June 12, 2014, 10:35:03 AM »
Maybe?

....if I preferred reading over watching movies?

Offline Diabolical

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6340 on: June 12, 2014, 10:37:43 AM »
Possibly, depends on the book.

... If I threw your sex toy's away.

Offline Dovel

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6341 on: June 12, 2014, 12:22:59 PM »
I don't think she would like being thrown away very much.

...if I woke you up early to watch the sunrise?

Offline Chasseybaby

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6342 on: June 12, 2014, 02:27:25 PM »
As long as coffee and a blanket are involved...


 Wanted to live in the jungle?

Offline Dovel

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6343 on: June 12, 2014, 03:08:07 PM »
Only if we can build a tree house.

...if I called you in the middle of the night?

Offline Diabolical

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6344 on: June 12, 2014, 03:17:51 PM »
Nope.  My sleep can't be disturbed.

If I wanted you to become a Tibetan monk/nun ?

Offline Dovel

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6345 on: June 12, 2014, 03:24:55 PM »
No, I think I enjoy too many pleasures for such a commitment.

...if I made you sleep in a different room?

Offline Diabolical

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6346 on: June 12, 2014, 03:27:44 PM »
That would be a deal breaker. I don't sleep alone.

.... If I asked you to strip for me while humming " I'm too sexy" ?

Offline Dovel

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6347 on: June 12, 2014, 03:29:45 PM »
For you, maybe.

...if I spent all our money on scented oils?

Offline Diabolical

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6348 on: June 12, 2014, 03:32:10 PM »
Yes... I'd luxuriate in the heavenly goodness.

... If I pimped you out to recoup our money?

Offline Dovel

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #6349 on: June 12, 2014, 03:47:38 PM »
No, I don't want to be shared.

...if I sold the house so we could live a life on the road?