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Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3000 on: March 20, 2012, 08:47:43 PM »
Well, as long as you drew my flatteringly, sure ;)

If I was extremely flexible?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3001 on: March 20, 2012, 08:52:03 PM »
Very much so.

If I were a lot less flexible?

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3002 on: March 20, 2012, 08:53:16 PM »
Of course :)

If I loved fairy erotica?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3003 on: March 20, 2012, 08:57:09 PM »
Of course.

If I sit in front of my computer with the music playing and the TV running in the background for way to long?

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3004 on: March 20, 2012, 09:12:13 PM »
I do the same so sure :)

If I have a very sexy corset?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3005 on: March 20, 2012, 09:19:24 PM »
Why would I have a problem with a very sexy corset? I bet it looks better sitting on the floor thought. :P

If I have one pair of jeans that fit and a bunch of jeans/shorts that I have to wear a belt with?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3006 on: March 20, 2012, 10:17:05 PM »
Sure I have the same problem.


...lit your trash cans on fire then did a ritualistic dance around them, screaming and waving my arms around so that the neighbors came out and stood on your lawn to watch?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3007 on: March 20, 2012, 10:22:10 PM »
I would enjoy that. My neighbors already think im nuts and this would prove it. I would have to video tape it though so I can watch it again and again.

If I were as crazy as my neighbors think I am?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3008 on: March 20, 2012, 11:28:56 PM »
Having only the utmost respect for fellow crazy folk, yes.

.. if I snuck up behind you disguised as a macadamia nut? *speaking of nuts*

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3009 on: March 20, 2012, 11:51:49 PM »
probably, considering I'm hungry and will probably eat you  >:)

if I made your favorite dinner?

Offline CaptainErotica

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3010 on: March 20, 2012, 11:55:09 PM »
Like you? He'll I'd marry you.


If I was a villain instead of a hero would you still like me?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3011 on: March 21, 2012, 10:23:13 AM »
But... I wanted to be the villain. There is nothing wrong with villains though. If it wernt for supervillains super heroes wouldnt exist.

If I can cook but refuse to do it?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3012 on: March 21, 2012, 01:23:09 PM »
Hey, I can easily slip into "eatin' raw mode".. ah yes, the ways of my youth. Sure. Hmm, but if there's eggplant around, really.. not a bit of flame on that purple beast?

.. if I chanted for rain to fill the ground as far as the eyes could see with a wild rainbow of mushrooms?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3013 on: March 21, 2012, 01:55:43 PM »
No. Damnit. We've had rain for a week now, following days of snow, and today there's flood warnings all over this part of the country. Got some drought in your bag instead?


Would you like me if I shared my umbrella with you?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3014 on: March 21, 2012, 01:58:04 PM »
That would be lovely!

....dressed up as the Easter Bunny and hopped around on your lawn?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3015 on: March 21, 2012, 02:01:36 PM »
No. Damnit. We've had rain for a week now, following days of snow, and today there's flood warnings all over this part of the

(heh.. rain here also.. until today.. so far.. *bows head.. feeling his pain*)

I will never turn down the use of an umbrella. Yep, I like you very much for this gesture of kindness.

I'd totally dig that.. mind if I follow you.. just in case you drop any eggs from that lovely basket of tricks?

.. if I kept an eye on the path to point out the wayward mushroom or ant.. don't want to squish our little neighbors now, do we?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3016 on: March 21, 2012, 08:43:17 PM »
Yes you watch the path  :D  (rain? what's that?)

.....clung to your arm while we walked?

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3017 on: March 21, 2012, 09:32:32 PM »
Sure, I'd love a beautiful woman on my arm

If I didn't study in school?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3018 on: March 21, 2012, 09:45:45 PM »
Ohhh, sure. But I may have to somehow lure you to detention. *rubs hands together* Yeah.. such naughtiness must be dealt with.

.. if I locked the door behind you.. trapping you, that lovely pulse you got goin' on.. with this crazy thing with fangs?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3019 on: March 21, 2012, 10:36:51 PM »
No I'm claustrophobic!

....sat in your lap constantly wiggling around while eating a Popsicle?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3020 on: March 21, 2012, 11:59:59 PM »
Heh.. hmm, let me think.. umm.. yeah. Yes. Many times over, yes.

.. if I blew softly on that frozen treat, aiming little drops to fall on your neck?

Offline Veluux

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3021 on: March 22, 2012, 02:58:28 AM »
No. No way. Too cold!

... if I took you on a shopping spree with me?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3022 on: March 22, 2012, 09:47:52 AM »
Yeah.. although I'm not too thrilled about shopping, to be honest.

.. if I kept whining, asking when the shopping would be over?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3023 on: March 22, 2012, 09:49:07 AM »
no I hate whining.

If I drank a bottle of rum and didnt share

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3024 on: March 22, 2012, 09:51:55 AM »
Greedy thing.. oh but I'm forgiving. Yeah.

.. if I burst into sudden fits of giggles without any clear explanation?