Would you like me if I.....

[blackdeathskulls]

Well, as long as you drew my flatteringly, sure

If I was extremely flexible?

[Ignis]

Very much so.

If I were a lot less flexible?

[blackdeathskulls]

Of course :)

If I loved fairy erotica?

[Ignis]

Of course.

If I sit in front of my computer with the music playing and the TV running in the background for way to long?

[blackdeathskulls]

I do the same so sure :)

If I have a very sexy corset?

[Ignis]

Why would I have a problem with a very sexy corset? I bet it looks better sitting on the floor thought.

If I have one pair of jeans that fit and a bunch of jeans/shorts that I have to wear a belt with?

[Kazuume]

Sure I have the same problem.


...lit your trash cans on fire then did a ritualistic dance around them, screaming and waving my arms around so that the neighbors came out and stood on your lawn to watch?

[Ignis]

I would enjoy that. My neighbors already think im nuts and this would prove it. I would have to video tape it though so I can watch it again and again.

If I were as crazy as my neighbors think I am?

[Mordred]

Having only the utmost respect for fellow crazy folk, yes.

.. if I snuck up behind you disguised as a macadamia nut? *speaking of nuts*

[blackdeathskulls]

probably, considering I'm hungry and will probably eat you 

if I made your favorite dinner?

[CaptainErotica]

Like you? He'll I'd marry you.


If I was a villain instead of a hero would you still like me?

[Ignis]

But... I wanted to be the villain. There is nothing wrong with villains though. If it wernt for supervillains super heroes wouldnt exist.

If I can cook but refuse to do it?

[Mordred]

Hey, I can easily slip into "eatin' raw mode".. ah yes, the ways of my youth. Sure. Hmm, but if there's eggplant around, really.. not a bit of flame on that purple beast?

.. if I chanted for rain to fill the ground as far as the eyes could see with a wild rainbow of mushrooms?

[Captain Maltese]

No. Damnit. We've had rain for a week now, following days of snow, and today there's flood warnings all over this part of the country. Got some drought in your bag instead?


Would you like me if I shared my umbrella with you?

[Kazuume]

That would be lovely!

....dressed up as the Easter Bunny and hopped around on your lawn?

[Mordred]

No. Damnit. We've had rain for a week now, following days of snow, and today there's flood warnings all over this part of the

(heh.. rain here also.. until today.. so far.. *bows head.. feeling his pain*)

I will never turn down the use of an umbrella. Yep, I like you very much for this gesture of kindness.

I'd totally dig that.. mind if I follow you.. just in case you drop any eggs from that lovely basket of tricks?

.. if I kept an eye on the path to point out the wayward mushroom or ant.. don't want to squish our little neighbors now, do we?

[Kazuume]

Yes you watch the path    (rain? what's that?)

.....clung to your arm while we walked?

[blackdeathskulls]

Sure, I'd love a beautiful woman on my arm

If I didn't study in school?

[Mordred]

Ohhh, sure. But I may have to somehow lure you to detention. *rubs hands together* Yeah.. such naughtiness must be dealt with.

.. if I locked the door behind you.. trapping you, that lovely pulse you got goin' on.. with this crazy thing with fangs?

[Kazuume]

No I'm claustrophobic!

....sat in your lap constantly wiggling around while eating a Popsicle?

[Mordred]

Heh.. hmm, let me think.. umm.. yeah. Yes. Many times over, yes.

.. if I blew softly on that frozen treat, aiming little drops to fall on your neck?

[Veluux]

No. No way. Too cold!

... if I took you on a shopping spree with me?

[Mordred]

Yeah.. although I'm not too thrilled about shopping, to be honest.

.. if I kept whining, asking when the shopping would be over?

[Autumn52]

no I hate whining.

If I drank a bottle of rum and didnt share

[Mordred]

Greedy thing.. oh but I'm forgiving. Yeah.

.. if I burst into sudden fits of giggles without any clear explanation?