Would you like me if I.....

[BrokenShards]

*sniffle* If only you picked a cute breed of puppy...

If I took you to Seaworld

[Veluux]

Only if you were taking me there in the middle of the night on a mission impossible to free the animals. Poor Shamu, all cage'd up.

If I told you I sold your house to Native Americans and you have to move in to a formlery-Indian reservation?

[RhinSama]

Yes I would. Sounds like it could be interesting.

Would you like me if.......I took you out for a midnight ritual under the full moon?

[Veluux]

I think that depends on what kind of ritual it is...

If I took you to the moon on a one way trip?

[RhinSama]

The moon would be a run place to live. So yes I would.

If I held out two shot glasses and a bottle of rum?

[BrokenShards]

I'm not a fan of rum.

If I gave you the chance to go to a holiday resort of your choice.

[RhinSama]

I'd love you if you did that


If I cooked you dinner and asked you to stay the night afterwards?

[BrokenShards]

As long as it was a nice meal, sure.

played you classical music on the violin under the moonlight sky.

[Veluux]

The violin is my favorite classical instrument.

If I carried you upstairs to the bathroom where I steaming hot bubble bath awaited with candles surrounding the edge of the tub and rose petals covering the floor?

[blackdeathskulls]

If you had choclate too, sure

If I gave you some Micky D's?

[Mordred]

Right now, that sounds wonderful!

.. if I asked for no pickles? I love pickles, just not inside the burger.

[blackdeathskulls]

Sure, more for my sandwich

If I said you can only have some if you came to my house?

[Mordred]

Inviting my unsavory sort.. that warms my dead little heart. I'd bring a bottle of wine but.. I think you already have that covered.

.. if I entered your lovely domain the unconventional way.. through your bedroom window?

[SummerWhispers]

Maybe but I do have a large picture window that the sun comes in quite early each morning.



I suddenly became an amateur photographer. Taking pictures of you, that you of course being you never showed up on.

[Mordred]

*makes note to self.. beware this one's love of that pesky sun*

Yeah.. I can dig that! I will move rather fast, however.. I might not show up but I can still stir up quite a blurring effect.

.. if I then swiped your camera.. then spoke with a French accent, asking you to make love to the camera as I snapped many photos?

[blackdeathskulls]

As long as you don't put them on the internet, sure

If I purposely kept my window unlocked for you to sneak in?

[Mordred]

Silly.. think locks could possibly make a difference? *waves his invitation, with a devious grin* But.. mmm.. I do like you for this delicious act.

.. if I snuck in when I felt that sweet pulse of yours dipping into a slumber.. as there's something about a sleepy bundle of warm life that kinda drives my hungers crazy?

[blackdeathskulls]

Who's to say I'm not faking? That I know how to slow down my pulse? Yes I'd like you

If I wore something... slinky, just for you, while I slept?

[WildCat]

mmm, come into my bedchamber I'll do more than like you.
ack, ninja'd. But I'd do more than like you as well.

Would you like me if I made you quit smoking and take a bath before... other things?

[Mordred]

Lead the way, my lovely morsel.. I shall do as you wish. Happily.. and liking you very much.

.. if I kept leaning close whispering with a pleading voice to know what these lovely 'other things' are?

[WildCat]

oh, I would like it very much. I wouldn't tell you. 'other things' must be shown. But I would like it.

Would you like me if I shaved off all of this lovely red hair?

[Mordred]

I would plead with you not to.. but that sweet face would remain, so.. yeah.. I'd like you.. although I'd beg with my eyes and with soft, whimpering sounds.. to change your mind.

.. if I kept hiding your razor?

[WildCat]

I might be a little put out. But I wouldn't stop liking you. I would make it clear that a shaved head was never a serious threat from me.

Would you like me if I gave all your clothes to good will and replaced them with only paisleys?

[Mordred]

Yikes.. you're really pushing it here. *grins* But.. how on earth can I resist that adorable smile? Dark paisleys, I hope?

.. if I got rid of all your music to saturate you with a weekend of my own selections?

[blackdeathskulls]

I'm always open to new music, so sure

If I asked you to tech me to dance?