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Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3075 on: March 23, 2012, 02:15:18 PM »
I would love to teach you to dance.

If I accidentally knocked over your favorite plant while teaching you?

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3076 on: March 23, 2012, 02:17:05 PM »
As long as you didn't kill it, yes

If I got dirty while cleaning up the knocked over plant?

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3077 on: March 23, 2012, 02:18:56 PM »
As long as I could then help clean you up.

If I cleaned you up with my tongue?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3078 on: March 23, 2012, 02:19:15 PM »
Ok.. I 'spose.. heh.. but are you wanting these more modern steps or a blast from the far ancient past? I'm versatile that way. Although some of my older moves do tend to be a bit more primal. *eyes her with a grin* Hmm.. something tells me you'd not mind.

.. if I slipped into stern-instructor mode.. brandishing a small paddle to swipe that lovely bottom when needed?


Not the secret plant in the corner. Please tell me  you didn't. Ohhh, I forgive you.

.. if I shed a few tears seeing my beloved blue plant with the pulsating buds.. in such a dire state?


ACK!

Yes!

.. if I sent out a quick meaningless question to not get ninja'd?

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3079 on: March 23, 2012, 02:21:45 PM »
If I Nina'd you every other message?

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3080 on: March 23, 2012, 02:35:25 PM »
I know you wouldn't :) but yes

If I wanted to take a trampoline and use it to bounce into bed?

Offline Mr Bigglesworth

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3081 on: March 23, 2012, 02:36:24 PM »
That sounds like fun.

If I joined you for a tandem trampoline --> bed jump - and the bed broke?

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3082 on: March 23, 2012, 02:39:45 PM »
Well... it is a water bed....... So maybe a little irked but I would still like you

If I made a peanut butter, chocolate, and cookie snack?

Offline SailDaddy

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3083 on: March 23, 2012, 02:42:27 PM »
IF I ate it?

Offline OrchidofDarkness

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3084 on: March 23, 2012, 03:19:39 PM »
Bring on the pillow fight. Yes

Would you like me if you ended up covered in feathers after the pillow fight

Offline Veluux

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3085 on: March 23, 2012, 04:12:57 PM »
Only if you let me slowly pluck them off you one by one.

Would you like me if I let you win the pillow fight, but made it look like you beat me outright?

Offline OrchidofDarkness

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3086 on: March 23, 2012, 04:16:34 PM »
Oooh of course and thanks for maken it look like I won.

Would you like me if I offered to bath you myself

Offline Veluux

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3087 on: March 23, 2012, 04:20:14 PM »
As long as I can get dirty again right after.  ;)

What if pulled you into the tub with me, ruining clothes and cellphone to boot, but then bought you new ones?

Offline OrchidofDarkness

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3088 on: March 23, 2012, 04:22:51 PM »
Lmao as long as you dryed me off afterwards.

What if I gave you a shoulder rub while in the bath tub

Offline Veluux

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3089 on: March 23, 2012, 04:26:57 PM »
They do get sore from time to time.

If I promised to return the favor?

Offline Sybl

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3090 on: March 23, 2012, 09:11:42 PM »
Depends on the favor.

Would you like me if I didn't know your language?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3091 on: March 23, 2012, 09:44:58 PM »
*lifts arms high.. sighing.. gesturing all that encompasses everything*

I've grown used to such a fact.. so.. yeah.. I'm wary of you, of course.. and quite suspicious.. but I like you.

.. if I spent an entire three months and eleven days planning and carrying out devilish pranks upon you?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3092 on: March 23, 2012, 09:47:13 PM »
Would those pranks mayyybe include some nibbling and late night romps? If so, I could probably find it in myself to like you. A little.

...if I only wore clothes covered in polka dots?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3093 on: March 23, 2012, 09:50:56 PM »
What.. like day jammies? Heh.. that'd be cute.. or are we talkin' about a slinky bikini? Either way.. I'm in! I mean.. yes, I dig your ways.

.. if I mistakened you for an adorable lifesize dot-to-dot and started connecting those dots with my crazy blue markers?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3094 on: March 23, 2012, 09:54:23 PM »
No I have told you before, when it comes to colors, I like yellow and orange, summer sun colors.


If I mixed my colors with the blue and changed your blue to green and brown

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3095 on: March 23, 2012, 10:00:10 PM »
Green I can handle.. I'm iffy on Brown.. Green is my slightly more sane cousin.. and she's a naughty little color who always teases me with those bad little curves and promises of sinful delight.

Did I just speak that out loud? Ok.. yeahhhh.. I like you. Despite your wicked intentions with the colors. *grabs his blue crayons.. whispering to them how they will always be safe*

.. If I, in a twist of fate, decided your bottom should be turned into a deliciously warm shade of red? *leaves it at that.. letting the mind fill in the blanks*

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3096 on: March 23, 2012, 10:07:25 PM »
I can't think of anything I'd like better at the moment...*wriggles her bottom enticingly in his direction* YES, I'd like you a lot!

...if, after my bottom was well and truly spanked, I decided to turn the tables on you and spank YOUR bottom?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3097 on: March 23, 2012, 10:17:54 PM »
*shifts from naughty vampire.. to.. naughty vampire in school boy outfit.. doing his best Alex (from a Clockwork Orange) accent*

I do believe I'd like that, yes I would! That'll stimulate those lecherous little cells inside, yes it will!

.. if I slipped into this mode so thoroughly.. I couldn't get back to my own blue-infested self?

Offline blackdeathskulls

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3098 on: March 23, 2012, 11:44:05 PM »
I would like to think I still like you. I'm pretty sure I would

If I had the most amazing hot cocoa ever?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #3099 on: March 24, 2012, 01:01:06 AM »
Are you implying you would share such a delicious concoction? Or could I just sit real close and watch those velvety drops slip through your lips? Eh, I'm easy.. either way, I like you.

.. if I dipped my pinkie into that hot chocolaty drink and smeared a mingling swirl of blueberry and chocolate along your lower lip?