Would you like me if I.....

[Mr Bigglesworth]

I would love to teach you to dance.

If I accidentally knocked over your favorite plant while teaching you?

[blackdeathskulls]

As long as you didn't kill it, yes

If I got dirty while cleaning up the knocked over plant?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

As long as I could then help clean you up.

If I cleaned you up with my tongue?

[Mordred]

Ok.. I 'spose.. heh.. but are you wanting these more modern steps or a blast from the far ancient past? I'm versatile that way. Although some of my older moves do tend to be a bit more primal. *eyes her with a grin* Hmm.. something tells me you'd not mind.

.. if I slipped into stern-instructor mode.. brandishing a small paddle to swipe that lovely bottom when needed?

Not the secret plant in the corner. Please tell me  you didn't. Ohhh, I forgive you.

.. if I shed a few tears seeing my beloved blue plant with the pulsating buds.. in such a dire state?

ACK!

Yes!

.. if I sent out a quick meaningless question to not get ninja'd?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

If I Nina'd you every other message?

[blackdeathskulls]

I know you wouldn't :) but yes

If I wanted to take a trampoline and use it to bounce into bed?

[Mr Bigglesworth]

That sounds like fun.

If I joined you for a tandem trampoline --> bed jump - and the bed broke?

[blackdeathskulls]

Well... it is a water bed....... So maybe a little irked but I would still like you

If I made a peanut butter, chocolate, and cookie snack?

[SailDaddy]

IF I ate it?

[OrchidofDarkness]

Bring on the pillow fight. Yes

Would you like me if you ended up covered in feathers after the pillow fight

[Veluux]

Only if you let me slowly pluck them off you one by one.

Would you like me if I let you win the pillow fight, but made it look like you beat me outright?

[OrchidofDarkness]

Oooh of course and thanks for maken it look like I won.

Would you like me if I offered to bath you myself

[Veluux]

As long as I can get dirty again right after. 

What if pulled you into the tub with me, ruining clothes and cellphone to boot, but then bought you new ones?

[OrchidofDarkness]

Lmao as long as you dryed me off afterwards.

What if I gave you a shoulder rub while in the bath tub

[Veluux]

They do get sore from time to time.

If I promised to return the favor?

[Sybl]

Depends on the favor.

Would you like me if I didn't know your language?

[Mordred]

*lifts arms high.. sighing.. gesturing all that encompasses everything*

I've grown used to such a fact.. so.. yeah.. I'm wary of you, of course.. and quite suspicious.. but I like you.

.. if I spent an entire three months and eleven days planning and carrying out devilish pranks upon you?

[Breathless Intent]

Would those pranks mayyybe include some nibbling and late night romps? If so, I could probably find it in myself to like you. A little.

...if I only wore clothes covered in polka dots?

[Mordred]

What.. like day jammies? Heh.. that'd be cute.. or are we talkin' about a slinky bikini? Either way.. I'm in! I mean.. yes, I dig your ways.

.. if I mistakened you for an adorable lifesize dot-to-dot and started connecting those dots with my crazy blue markers?

[SummerWhispers]

No I have told you before, when it comes to colors, I like yellow and orange, summer sun colors.


If I mixed my colors with the blue and changed your blue to green and brown

[Mordred]

Green I can handle.. I'm iffy on Brown.. Green is my slightly more sane cousin.. and she's a naughty little color who always teases me with those bad little curves and promises of sinful delight.

Did I just speak that out loud? Ok.. yeahhhh.. I like you. Despite your wicked intentions with the colors. *grabs his blue crayons.. whispering to them how they will always be safe*

.. If I, in a twist of fate, decided your bottom should be turned into a deliciously warm shade of red? *leaves it at that.. letting the mind fill in the blanks*

[Breathless Intent]

I can't think of anything I'd like better at the moment...*wriggles her bottom enticingly in his direction* YES, I'd like you a lot!

...if, after my bottom was well and truly spanked, I decided to turn the tables on you and spank YOUR bottom?

[Mordred]

*shifts from naughty vampire.. to.. naughty vampire in school boy outfit.. doing his best Alex (from a Clockwork Orange) accent*

I do believe I'd like that, yes I would! That'll stimulate those lecherous little cells inside, yes it will!

.. if I slipped into this mode so thoroughly.. I couldn't get back to my own blue-infested self?

[blackdeathskulls]

I would like to think I still like you. I'm pretty sure I would

If I had the most amazing hot cocoa ever?

[Mordred]

Are you implying you would share such a delicious concoction? Or could I just sit real close and watch those velvety drops slip through your lips? Eh, I'm easy.. either way, I like you.

.. if I dipped my pinkie into that hot chocolaty drink and smeared a mingling swirl of blueberry and chocolate along your lower lip?