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Offline Xandi

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2950 on: March 17, 2012, 04:23:48 PM »
ok sure

if I gave you some x ray goggles to help you along?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2951 on: March 17, 2012, 09:13:14 PM »
I've always wanted a pair of them. Real ones.. not those lame ones from a snipped ad from a comic book. The real thing! Or.. glasses that have the eyes that fall from springs. They'd be cool also. I'm easy.

.. if I followed you around all day with my new fabric-shedding goggles.. just to see what lovely positions you get yourself into through the day's events? *sets goggles to proper settings to maximize effect*

Offline SummerWhispers

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2952 on: March 18, 2012, 08:08:12 AM »
No I think having a blue guy , with those glasses following me around would be a bit distracting on several levels.



Got paint thinner and removed all the paint from your hands.

Offline DeadCell

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2953 on: March 18, 2012, 08:17:47 AM »
No. That paint is there for a reason that shall become clear in due time my dear.

Would you like me if I cleaned your home?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2954 on: March 18, 2012, 08:38:41 AM »
Oh yeah, and  I would even reward you with chocolate.


If I baked your favorite cookies,

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2955 on: March 18, 2012, 04:13:36 PM »
Mmm, yes. Can I have extra raisins in those wonderful creations? I love those chewy little delights.

.. if I got crumbs all over you, but promised to clear that lovely skin of every last one? Heh.. although.. might leave your skin even messier in the process. Just.. saying.

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2956 on: March 18, 2012, 06:19:18 PM »
Not sure about that one, it would depend on what you used to clear my skin of crumbs.


If I shared a frozen daiquiri while laying in a porch swing in the balmy evening breeze.

Offline Flaming

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2957 on: March 18, 2012, 07:28:49 PM »
No, you know it freaks me out when you are around handling icy water...

If I had acne?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2958 on: March 18, 2012, 10:48:28 PM »
Yes, I'm not that shallow.  ;)

....was dressed as a mushroom and sat in your front yard?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2959 on: March 18, 2012, 10:53:35 PM »
Being a friend of the mushroom kingdom.. even once having spoken to their fearless yet confusing king.. I would welcome such a sight.

.. if I shrank myself to super-small form to come chill out under your shade and see what wild secrets I could fathom from your mushroom decked wisdom?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2960 on: March 18, 2012, 11:19:20 PM »
How could I not like you when you are so willing to slip into my freakish fantasy.

..I patted you on the head and with you being so small, wanted to keep you that way so I'd always be able to take you with me?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2961 on: March 18, 2012, 11:32:22 PM »
Such a move would lure me to nuzzle your mushroomy softness, prompting me to stay in this form as long as the shadow allowed. I'd like you very much.

.. if I sprinkled a light vinaigrette on your toes.. not to bite.. but to softly gnaw upon.. being a delicious mushroom and all..?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2962 on: March 19, 2012, 12:16:23 AM »
As long as you didn't mind them wiggling and a good big of giggling and as always I'd like you because your mind slips along the dark trail of instability just like mine. XD

......howled at the moon while eating an apple?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2963 on: March 19, 2012, 01:00:20 AM »
I'll bring the apples.

...If I bring a selection of dates, almonds, and figs for our mutual delectation?

Offline Breathless Intent

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2964 on: March 19, 2012, 01:36:04 AM »
That would be very nice of you, so of course I would like you!

...if I only ate the almonds, despite all of the other nice things you brought?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2965 on: March 19, 2012, 12:04:46 PM »
I'd likely give you a few sly sideways glances, wondering what your trip was.. but yeah, I'd still like you.

.. if I asked you to lay back, then arranged the leftover morsels along your arms and legs?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2966 on: March 19, 2012, 01:31:50 PM »
Yah I'd like you......but not the food on my skin.

....played hopscotch in your driveway?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2967 on: March 19, 2012, 01:51:24 PM »
Yeah.. that'd be cute. I might try my best to distract you, however. Chanting out different numbers, asking you ridiculous questions, constantly telling you how fetching you were.. just my usual nonsense.

.. if I activated the sprinklers.. sending a fine blue mist upon all there is?

Offline Kazuume

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2968 on: March 19, 2012, 02:23:42 PM »
Yes I would like you and I'd drag you through them with me!


...constantly followed you around asking questions and chatting at you even if you didn't answer me?

Offline Mordred

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2969 on: March 19, 2012, 03:49:47 PM »
I'd probably really want to bite you (ok.. would anyway).. but yeah.. I am good at tuning out when needed. :P

.. if I guided you towards my jello pit and oops.. accidentally pushed you in.. then dove in after you?

Offline Flaming

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2970 on: March 19, 2012, 04:30:48 PM »
That could be fun, I just hope is not flammable stuff.

If I was to accidentally burn something of yours?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2971 on: March 19, 2012, 05:16:39 PM »
I would accidentally burn something of yours. At least if you was carrying matches and a can of gas.

Would you like me if I suggested a fencing match?

Offline Xandi

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2972 on: March 19, 2012, 05:17:50 PM »
Yes I would accept said match.

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if it was truly and accident then yes otherwise you better hide your most favorite thing.

Would you like me if I let you push me around?

Offline Captain Maltese

Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2973 on: March 19, 2012, 05:19:34 PM »
Yeah, if you was schneaky and let me think I was that good.

Would you like me if I suggested a pillow fight instead?

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Re: Would you like me if I.....
« Reply #2974 on: March 19, 2012, 05:21:04 PM »
Yes I love pillow fights

would you like me if I scratched your back a little to hard.