Quarantine memes

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stormwyrm

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In light of the latest 'conspiracy' (that the 'liberals' are saying to get vaccinated so that the conservatives won't get vaccinated), I bring you The Fantasticks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5ATQsqjrLQ
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Annaamarth

I hate how appropriate this is.  Thank you for that.
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Annaamarth

FWIW, I did a googling and I don't think that's an actual funeral home.  The website advertised has a very simple message, of which I approve wholeheartedly: https://wilmorefuneralhome.com/
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Oreo

Quote from: Annaamarth on September 22, 2021, 07:26:03 AM
FWIW, I did a googling and I don't think that's an actual funeral home.  The website advertised has a very simple message, of which I approve wholeheartedly: https://wilmorefuneralhome.com/
*snerklefits*

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Oniya

That simple message also links to a vaccination scheduling app  (and I may have spent too much time seeing if I could track down who was behind the 'prank')
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Oreo

Quote from: TheGrandAdmiral on October 09, 2021, 10:54:27 AM
https://www.theonion.com/horrified-anti-vaxxer-discovers-every-american-who-got-1847644353

The Onion delivers  ;D
Part of me wants to make a humor thread listing the most outlandish conspiracy theories we can think of...but I like being a member of E too much.

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

TheGlyphstone

Quote from: Oreo on October 09, 2021, 12:10:42 PM
Part of me wants to make a humor thread listing the most outlandish conspiracy theories we can think of...but I like being a member of E too much.

So you're saying you want to suppress the sharing of information about conspiracies? That sounds like something they would do...*shifty eyes*

Oreo

Quote from: TheGlyphstone on October 09, 2021, 12:30:01 PM
So you're saying you want to suppress the sharing of information about conspiracies? That sounds like something they would do...*shifty eyes*
* Oreo dies choking on laughter

She led me to safety in a forest of green, and showed my stale eyes some sights never seen.
She spins magic and moonlight in her meadows and streams, and seeks deep inside me,
and touches my dreams. - Harry Chapin

Azuresun

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Quote from: Oreo on October 09, 2021, 12:10:42 PM
Part of me wants to make a humor thread listing the most outlandish conspiracy theories we can think of...but I like being a member of E too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut3I6gFmlls
Simpson's video linked because of minors - Staff

Oniya

So, I was looking up something else (isn't it always the way?) and someone had commented that Tom Lehrer wrote the coronavirus song decades before corona:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_XiItsOj-Q
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Quote from: Oniya on November 02, 2021, 06:26:43 AM
So, I was looking up something else (isn't it always the way?) and someone had commented that Tom Lehrer wrote the coronavirus song decades before corona:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_XiItsOj-Q
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"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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Dice

Quote from: Oreo on October 09, 2021, 12:10:42 PM
Part of me wants to make a humor thread listing the most outlandish conspiracy theories we can think of...but I like being a member of E too much.
Also at some point, no matter how funny, it's going to end up making us all cry.

stormwyrm

Prince didn't survive to see these grim days, but if he had, who knows if he himself might have written a spoof of this sort out of his 1999...

I was quarantining when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray
But when I woke up this morning couldn’t see you for 14 days
The skies were all empty, there were no planes flying anywhere
Following government instruction, you know some didn’t even care

Say Say two thousand two zero party over, oops, out of wine
So tonight we’ll be aparty because of COVID Number One Nine

I was home schooling when I wrote this, so forgive me if I go to fast
But life is just a buzz night, and buzz nights aren’t meant to last
There’s a world all around us, my mind says prepare for flight
But if we going to fly tomorrow, I’ve got to listen to advice tonight

Say Say two thousand two zero party over, oops, out of wine
So tonight we’ll be aparty because of COVID Number One Nine

Let me tell you something….
If you’re looking for a party, don’t bother knocking on my door
There’s a line at the market, and there’s no toilet paper in the store
Everybody’s got a cancellation, we can all cry every day
But before I let that happen, I’ll lock myself away

They say two thousand two zero party over, oops, out of wine
So tonight I’m isolating because of COVID Number One Nine

Say it one more time

They Say two thousand two zero party’s over, oops, out of wine
So tonight I’m isolating because of COVID Number One Nine

COVID One Nine

Don’t you want to go

COVID One Nine.

https://karryon.com.au/community/covid-number-one-nine-the-2020-anthem-youll-be-singing-for-evermore/
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Oniya

You can also sub out the chorus with something like:

I think that it's a COVID Monday
Or maybe it's a Sunday?
It's all just one day
Can't go out and run day
It's always just a COVID Monday...
"Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women.~*~*~Don't think it's all been done before
And in that endeavor, laziness will not do." ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think we're never gonna win this war
Robin Williams-Dead Poets Society ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Don't think your world's gonna fall apart
I do have a cause, though.  It's obscenity.  I'm for it.  - Tom Lehrer~*~All you need is your beautiful heart
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