Quarantine memes

[Mithlomwen]

[clonkertink]

I saw a lady with a crocheted mask in Costco. And it wasn't even like it was a tight weave or anything. It was like she was wearing a doily on her face, with a central hole right over her mouth.

[Oniya]

I did a DIY mask for Little Oni - double-layer T-shirt material, with a giant applique' smile on one side.  (I wanted to put in FNAF-style teeth, but she said no.  :(

[Haibane]

[TheGlyphstone]

[TheGrandAdmiral]

[clonkertink]

Man, this flew under my radar. But College Humor revived their "If Google Was A Guy" series with two Quarantine Edition videos.

I'm definitely the guy googling what day it is.

First video linked, because a kid is present.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVS5BMH-Fu4

[Callie Del Noire]

Man, this flew under my radar. But College Humor revived their "If Google Was A Guy" series with two Quarantine Edition videos.

I'm definitely the guy googling what day it is.

First video linked, because a kid is present.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVS5BMH-Fu4

Thank you I needed that

[Oreo]

That was fun.

[Beguile's Mistress]

[Oreo]

[Oniya]

[Azuresun]

If you're wondering what you just read, it's a reference to one of the greatest wrestling promos of all time.

[Oreo]

[Beguile's Mistress]

Copied from a friend...

Written by anonymous....

T'was a month before Christmas,
And all through the town,
People wore masks,
That covered their frown.
The frown had begun
Way back in the Spring,
When a global pandemic
Changed everything.
They called it corona,
But unlike the beer,
It didn’t bring good times,
It didn’t bring cheer.
Contagious and deadly,
This virus spread fast,
Like a wildfire that starts
When fueled by gas.
Airplanes were grounded,
Travel was banned.
Borders were closed
Across air, sea and land.
As the world entered lockdown
To flatten the curve,
The economy halted,
And folks lost their verve.
From March to July
We rode the first wave,
People stayed home,
They tried to behave.
When summer emerged
The lockdown was lifted.
But away from caution,
Many folks drifted.
Now it’s November
And cases are spiking,
Wave two has arrived,
Much to our disliking.
Frontline workers,
Doctors and nurses,
Try to save people,
From riding in hearses.
This virus is awful,
This COVID-19.
There isn’t a cure.
There is no vaccine.
It’s true that this year
Has had sadness a plenty,
We’ll never forget
The year 2020.
And just ‘round the corner -
The holiday season,
But why be merry?
Is there even one reason?
To decorate the house
And put up the tree,
When no one will see it,
No one but me.
But outside my window
The snow gently falls,
And I think to myself,
Let’s deck the halls!
So, I gather the ribbon,
The garland and bows,
As I play those old carols,
My happiness grows.
Christmas is not cancelled
And neither is hope.
If we lean on each other,
I know we can cope

[Oreo]

That was lovely BeMi. ...but doesn't tell me how much vodka.

[Beguile's Mistress]

That was lovely BeMi. ...but doesn't tell me how much vodka.

You start with a shot glass and an ice cold bottle of Grey Goose and just keep pouring and slamming until you don't care any longer! 

[Oreo]

Ah dang... all I have are the little chocolate mini bottles filled with vodka. Is is okay to mix Sobieski with Drambuie?

[Mithlomwen]

*dies laughing*

[cincinnatus]

[Sara Nilsson]

[Hrairoo]

Fav. <3 I need you all to stay 3 Colbys away from me so we can all stay safe. 

[Sara Nilsson]

As long as you stay 33 arizona blond tarantulas away from me:)

[Oreo]

Here in the northwoods of Caifornia it is...don't get in the space between the gate to our property and the end of our gun.

[Hrairoo]

That is great, Oreo! I'm gonna use that.

As long as you stay 33 arizona blond tarantulas away from me:)

I might stay that distance...but I admit, this early, before my coffee, I genuinely forgot for several moments that we were using a distance measuring system and that you wouldn't actually have 33 arizona blondies around you.  I typed up a response where I asked to pet and sit and hold all of your spiders before it clicked. 

You had me at "tarantula", lol.