Corrupt a wish

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but it a tiger paw and tears up your back if you try to use it.

I wish I had a banana split.

[Dice]

You do, but you can't control when she scratches you and also she wakes you up at 5am for food while hissing at you of you try and pet her.

Well shit, I didn't see this:

Granted, but it a tiger paw and tears up your back if you try to use it.

I wish I had a banana split.

You do, it's a banana, the skin is split. It does not look appealing.


I wish I woke up with my first alarm feeling refreshed.

[Story Tale]

Granted, but you set your alarm for the wrong time so you're late anyway.

I wish I had a beautiful garden overflowing with fruits, herbs and veggies.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but they are monsters that crave human flesh.

I wish I had cheesecake.

[CassieBear]

Granted, however someone decided to change out the sweet cheesecake filling with a savory medley of Cheddar, Gouda, Swiss, and Casu martzu.

I wish I had the ability to master any instrument.

[Kurogane]

Granted, but a pandemic leaves everyone on earth deaf!

I wish I lived by the ocean.

[Story Tale]

Granted. By the way did you know that beach sand gets everywhere? Welcome to your new itchy, gritty life.

I wish I could jump super high, like a cat.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but you never land.

I wish I had every videogame ever made.

[Dice]

Very well, but they are all stored on 5in floppy disks.

I wish I had cookies and cream ice-cream.

[Story Tale]

Granted but its so hot it melts before you can really enjoy it.

I wish I it would snow.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, a single flake falls from the sky. That's it.

I wish I was a world class dancer.

[Merry Gentry]

Granted - but now you can do nothing but dance.  No walking, running, riding, sleeping, just Dance!

I wish I could swim with sharks

[Dice]

Very well, now every time you go swimming you hear Baby Shark playing from somewhere unseen.

I wish could go sky diving.

[Story Tale]

Granted, you technically could, you just never really get around to doing it. Life, ya know?

I wish I could sleep.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, unfortunately it is only for 3 seconds.

I wish I had a pair of swim trunks that fit.

[luna146]

Granted they fit too well and can never come off

I wish for a nice outfit

[Kakihara]

Granted.  But if anyone sees you in it, it will disappear.

I wish I was at the beach.

[Songbird]

Granted! You are at the beach... in the middle of winter.

I wish I had a bra that would never wear out or break.

[ChicagoOkie]

Granted, but it doesn't fit. That's why you never wear it. So it doesn't wear out or break.

I wish I had a million gummy bears.

[Dice]

Granted. You get a delivery of experimental earwax flavoured ones in a wide range of happy colours.

I wish my watch actually worked.

[Kakihara]

Granted. but you immediately have it stolen from you by Time Bandits who disappear.

I wish I could fly to South Korea for a street food tour.

[Story Tale]

Granted, but Kim Jong-un is on the same tour bragging about how North Korean tours are so much better that it sort of ruins the whole mood.

I wish I lived in a tree house.

[RainyHigh]

Granted, you live in a Bonzai treehouse, and your house is about the size of an adult cat.

I wish I could have a silent day, where no one needed me to talk to them--I just hold up signs that magically convey what I need--if I need anything.

[Saleen Shadows]

Granted, but it's in a language no one understands, and can't be fixed, but your also mute so you can't convey what you need to say.

I wish I had the magic ability to ignore specific pains.

[Kakihara]

Granted. But with never experiencing pain you shall never experience pleasure either, life grows dull and drab.

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world.