Corrupt a wish

[Merry Gentry]

Granted, but it's a random thing so you never know where you will end up.  Not to mention you can't go back from where you came? pretty lonely sorry to say. 

I wish for a new job

[dakabn]

Your new job is something you hate doing.

I wish for a maid.

[Autumn52]

Your new maid doesn't do a very good job and makes more of a mess than helps things.


I wish for world peace.

[Story Tale]

Granted, but the sudden united front is only due to the recent alien invasion.

I wish bouquets didn't wilt.

[dakabn]

They don't wilt, but rather grow and grow and.... "FEEED ME!!!" They are taking over your garden... your house... your life... your planet...

I wish for coffee without digestive side affects.

[Dice]

Congrats, you now have a cup of Decaf and its as worthless as it sounds.

I wish I able to go out, I am over being locked down.

[Autumn52]

Granted but you are the only one out and the streets look like a Zombie Apocalypses


I wish everyone in the world had three wishes granted from their own personal Genie.

[Dice]

Granted, all is going fine up until some moron decides to be funny and wishes that the Depeche Mode song "Personal Jesus" is changed into "Personal Genie". Naturally there is a war then between those who like this new meme and those with taste. Since people have wishes to use in combat, the scale of destruction is unmeasurable.

I wish I had a new watch band. A nice leather one.

[Dsv686]

Granted, however it is 2 sizes too small for your wrist.

I wish I had a vegetable garden I could tend and maybe get a zucchini or twelve from

[Autumn52]

Granted but now your entire house is taken over by Zucchini and they are planning a take over of the world. Everyone blames you and now you are on the most wanted list for growing terrorist Zucchini. LOL


I wish I had someone to do all my chores that I don't want to do.

[Full Metal]

Granted, but whenever they do one of your chores they always end up breaking something you own.  A plate, a window.. your favourite shirt.... your tv, etc.

I wish that I had a ham and cheese sandwich.

[Lior]

Poof! In front of you appears a tin foil wrap containing a Ham and Cheese sandwich on Wonder Bread! Sadly, it looks like this particular sandwich was made around the time Wonder Bread first started distributing pre-sliced bread, and it's been sitting out since then.

I wish I could function healthily without the need for sleep.

[Haloriel]

Aww, you want to sleep never and be healthy.

Done. But now, you can't stop moving. Must always be doing something. Forever and ever, and if it isn't interesting enough, you think of seventeen thousand more things to do.

All. At. Once.

I wish I had a fabulous amazing burger to eat that I didn't have to make.

[clonkertink]

Well, you do get a fabulous, amazing burger! A veggie burger, oh the humanity! (Actually, I like a good veggie burger myself, but this is the best corruption I could think of. >.>)

I wish I could just program my computer to do my job for me.

[Saleen Shadows]

Granted, but it does a better job and convinces your boss to give it a raise and now you work for your computer. Oh the irony.


I wish I could have a regular schedule. Tired of working mid-shifts and nightshifts.

[RampantDesires]

Your wish is my command!  One 9-5 job coming up.  However your SLEEP schedule doesn't change at all and I'm afraid you're about to be fired for nodding off on the clock


I wish today wouldn't be so humid and gross.

[Full Metal]

Your wish is granted, instead of being humid the air outside is now so dry that all the plants start to wither away into dust.

I wish I knew what to write.

[CassieBear]

Your wish has been granted, however life passes you by as you spend all your time writing the perfect set of words.

I wish my vacation was another week longer.

[ladia2287]

Granted, however your phone is called every few seconds by telemarketers making it impossible to enjoy your extra week.

I wish I had a room where every wall was lined by bookshelves full of all my favourite books

[CassieBear]

Granted, however you forgot how to read and don't have them on audiobook.

I wish I could cook everything perfectly the first time I attempt it.

[DisguisedRose]

Granted, but you always drop the food on the floor before you can eat it.

I wish I had a smartphone that never broke or got outdated by software.

[clonkertink]

Granted. However, it is a Privacy Phone that doesn't have access to most apps, and can only call other privacy phones.

I wish my dice luck was better.

[Dice]

Granted, you are lucky, here I am. Sadly for you I do not know what that is actually worth.

I wish my should did not hurt so dam much today.

[MelisaArtemis]

Granted. It won't hurt anymore once its removed

I wish the people packing my ordered items know how to pack em properly =w=;

[Vlexia]

Granted. Your ordered items are packaged perfectly every single time! They are just always now sent to the wrong house.

I wish I lived on a tropical island that never got hit by bad hurricanes.