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Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #375 on: May 23, 2011, 11:15:46 AM »
Well, "really clever" is going to be impossible given the starting point.  But I grant you moderate cleverness...just enough to get you into trouble.

I wish I was blonde rather than brunette.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #376 on: May 23, 2011, 01:34:14 PM »
Haha whoops I mean I meant to do that *ahem*

Granted, you are now blond! Unfortunately, the stereotypes come with it, and you get forever innocently stuck staring at an orange carton that says 'concentrate'

I wish I could be a better writer

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #377 on: May 23, 2011, 06:13:11 PM »
*pretends I didn't notice your fall*

Granted, you are now a better writer than a 4 year old.  Congratulations!

I wish (I really do) that I were 4 inches taller than I am.  (I'm 5'4 - is this really so much to ask?)

Offline Beauty Rapax

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #378 on: May 23, 2011, 10:19:50 PM »
 Congratulations. You are now four inches taller. Enjoy the rest of your life with stiletto heels skin grafted to your feet.

I wish I could read minds.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #379 on: May 23, 2011, 10:25:11 PM »
Granted, but now voices of people's thoughts won't stop talking.  You can't get any sleep or peace. 

I wish Heath Ledger was alive. 

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #380 on: May 24, 2011, 04:07:56 PM »
Granted, Heath is alive in the hearts of his family, friends, and fans. 

I wish I didn't have a headache. 

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #381 on: May 24, 2011, 06:10:56 PM »
Granted, in a freak accident you lose your head. Now you have severe neck ache and a mess on your floor :[

I wish to be known worldwide for something awesome.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #382 on: May 25, 2011, 07:13:26 AM »
Wish granted, we are now married and you are known as the spouse of someone more famous than Oprah.  Unfortunately, we have learned that you cheated and fathered several children out of wedlock - so I'm afraid an ugly divorce is imminent.

I wish I had a more attractive nose.

(be warned - giving me a Michael Jackson nose will not end well for the granter)

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #383 on: May 25, 2011, 08:50:12 AM »
You now have an absolutely gorgeous nose, unfortunately it's been misplaced and is positioned on the small of your back above your butt.



I wish I could understand what my cat is saying when she meows at me.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #384 on: May 25, 2011, 01:36:48 PM »
Granted, you now understand everything your cat says! Unfortuntely most of the times she is blaring insults at you and about how much she wants to get a new owner.

I wish I didn't wake up this morning with a messed up shoulder, upper back and neck

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #385 on: May 25, 2011, 01:51:34 PM »
Granted, you now understand everything your cat says! Unfortuntely most of the times she is blaring insults at you and about how much she wants to get a new owner.

Oh that's not so bad... that's what I assume she's saying most of the time anyways.


I wish I didn't wake up this morning with a messed up shoulder, upper back and neck

Granted, now your OTHER shoulder and lower back hurt.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #386 on: May 25, 2011, 05:43:05 PM »
You have failed to make a wish - as punishment, I ungrant your wish about your cat - you can no longer understand her and she's also run away.

I wish I could be in two places at the same time.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #387 on: May 26, 2011, 02:37:53 AM »
Granted, you step on a mine at the border between Iraq and Iran. You are now in several places at one- though not very far apart and in smaller pieces.

I wish I had lovely green eyes

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #388 on: May 26, 2011, 05:18:13 AM »
Granted, they are cold and wet in your hands, and now you have a body to dispose of.

I wish my wife would wake up and make me breakfast.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #389 on: May 26, 2011, 02:10:23 PM »
Granted, but she poisoned your drink, and I'm afraidour naughty bits will start to fall off in a few hours.  Sorry.

I wish time would move more quickly today.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #390 on: May 26, 2011, 03:13:05 PM »
Granted but it can't stop once it starts moving and you will be an old lady tomorrow.  >:)

I wish I didn't have a big assignment to complete today.

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #391 on: May 26, 2011, 03:28:39 PM »
Granted, it was due yesterday, you're already late.


I wish my teeth didn't hurt so much right now.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #392 on: May 27, 2011, 07:00:21 PM »
Granted, all your teeth are now gone.  You feel no pain, but you are toothless forever.  Say cheese!

I wish I had a piece of chocolate.

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #393 on: May 27, 2011, 07:14:01 PM »
Here you go, a nice big chunk of bakers chocolate.  Enjoy the disgusting bitter taste!


I wish my ERP mates would post more often.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #394 on: May 27, 2011, 08:05:12 PM »
Granted, your mates post but your characters are unceremoniously killed off and locked.  Too bad, dear.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #395 on: May 28, 2011, 06:16:58 PM »
Granted, I curl up in bed with you. Unfortunately I leave in the morning and all your other sleeps are bad.

I wish the night could have lasted forever!

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #396 on: May 28, 2011, 06:24:43 PM »
Granted, cuddles boegiboe forever.  Unfortunately, the economy has reduced the value of forever to two hours at best.  *pouts*

I wish that someone would tell me a funny joke.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #397 on: May 28, 2011, 06:30:30 PM »
Granted.  You literally die laughing.   What a way to go...

I wish I could teleport anywhere. 

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #398 on: May 28, 2011, 07:14:31 PM »
Granted.  But the program is experimental and I'm afraid many of your cells were rearranged in such a way as to cause quite wretched deformaties.  So sorry.

I wish I could invite everyone on E to my place for a huge party.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #399 on: May 28, 2011, 08:03:22 PM »
Granted.   Unfortunately, the place has been trashed to hell and back, and the cops pay a nice visit.   

I wish I could get better sleep.