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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #500 on: June 28, 2011, 01:05:52 PM »
Granted but you have no teeth and the money you made from it pays off your dentists car house, three wives, seven children and a poodle.

I wish I had a dollar for every sneeze I have had this winter

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #501 on: June 30, 2011, 06:14:56 AM »
Who knew your true love would live in a cave in tibet, not a possession to their names.... your friends and family miss you.


I wish the pollen count wasn't so dang high.

Offline Shimeka

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #502 on: June 30, 2011, 07:06:46 AM »
Granted! *stuffs rhev into a bubble!*  No pollen in there bubble boy!

I wish i had someone to clean my house for me ^.^


Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #503 on: July 01, 2011, 05:23:38 AM »
Granted, I'm cheap, efficient, and very thorough... now if only I could get out of this bubble.

I wish I hadn't just bitten my cheek so hard.

Offline Mordred

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #504 on: July 02, 2011, 07:33:32 PM »
Granted.. but sadly it was replaced by your tongue.. and that, we all know.. is it's own sort of hell.

I wish I had an internal I-V drip.. that I could, at will, summon any concoction wanted.. be it a dose of caffeine, or a mild sedative, or something to simply make the colors around me a bit more vibrant.. whatever!

Offline Anesa

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #505 on: July 03, 2011, 10:21:26 AM »
Granted.. but sadly it was replaced by your tongue.. and that, we all know.. is it's own sort of hell.

I wish I had an internal I-V drip.. that I could, at will, summon any concoction wanted.. be it a dose of caffeine, or a mild sedative, or something to simply make the colors around me a bit more vibrant.. whatever!

Wish granted, however..... There was a mix-up in your last order for more caffeine and instead, you were sent "liquid garlic".  Now, not only do you repel yourself, sexy vamp, but everyone else around you!  Sniffs....    eew!


I wish I could have one night alone with Jon Bonjovi!   Salivates!

Offline Mordred

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #506 on: July 04, 2011, 02:57:31 PM »
Granted.. unfortunately it's the one night he has just had his tonsils removed, and he is mostly unconscious in a hospital bed. But by all means, you can sit and visit.. just ignore his incoherent babblings when he drifts in and out of sleep (he's a real baby when it comes to any hospital time). Wait, sorry, no salivating here.. you know germs and all that.

I wish I had a year to just do whatever the hell I wanted.. with no worries of responsibility, or repercussions.

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #507 on: July 05, 2011, 06:42:04 AM »
Granted, enjoy your 1 year stay on the remote Antarctic outpost where you will spend 12 months by yourself surrounded by miles and miles of negative 100 degree windstorms.

I wish I had blended this smoothie a little bit better.... yuck big ice chunks.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #508 on: July 13, 2011, 06:38:22 PM »
Wish granted! Unfortunately you blend your smoothie too well, down to the very fabric of the individual molecules! They fall out between the gaps between the molecules of the glass, leaving you with nothing sorry.

I wish for this thread to be popular again!

Offline dakabn

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #509 on: July 13, 2011, 06:43:13 PM »
Granted. I am that consequence. ;)

I wish for a prince charming.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #510 on: July 13, 2011, 06:46:11 PM »
Granted! You find your prince charming and he is absolutely perfect! Unfortunately I cost more than you can afford...

I wish I was free

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #511 on: July 13, 2011, 06:47:35 PM »
Granted.  But with freedom comes responsibility.  You must now free everyone else.

I wish I could drive my car as fast as I wanted and never get fined or injured.


Offline dakabn

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #512 on: July 13, 2011, 06:49:35 PM »
Granted, but all that speed takes a lot of toll on the car and it dies.

I wish I could find jeans in summer!

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #513 on: July 13, 2011, 06:52:23 PM »
Granted! You find some finally! Unfortunately they are the left overs from a Hell's Angels party and are covered in god knows what from who knows what. You'll probably catch something just by touching them. But you put them on anyway.

I wish I was an angel

Offline dakabn

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #514 on: July 13, 2011, 06:54:07 PM »
I SO would not! LOL

And granted but you have NO idea how to fly.

I wish I could wake up ready to be awake!

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #515 on: July 13, 2011, 06:56:10 PM »
Granted. But you are now have trouble sleeping.

I wish I could run faster than the slowest woman on the US track team. 

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #516 on: July 13, 2011, 07:04:28 PM »
Granted...but only because the slowest woman on the US track team breaks her leg.

I wish for someone to cuddle tonight when I go to sleep

Offline dakabn

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #517 on: July 13, 2011, 07:05:19 PM »
Granted, but it's me. :)

I wish for someone to cuddle too.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #518 on: July 13, 2011, 07:07:40 PM »
Granted.  But I'm afraid I'm the only one available now, so you'll have to make due with me.

I wish my fingers were faster than my feet.

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #519 on: July 13, 2011, 07:11:02 PM »
You'd be perfect :)

Granted, your feet get arthritis.

I wish to have a nice dream

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #520 on: July 13, 2011, 07:14:36 PM »
Granted.  I fill your mind with all sorts of lovely images, but now you won't want to wake ;)

I wish to sleep well for a few hours and wake refreshed.

Offline dakabn

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #521 on: July 13, 2011, 07:17:53 PM »
You do, but your car was stolen while you slept.

I wish to give you rides since you no longer have a car. :)

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #522 on: July 13, 2011, 07:21:30 PM »
Granted, but I recognize the car you pick me up in as my own stolen vehicle, and promptly have you arrested.

I wish I had more dependable friends *lol*

Offline dakabn

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #523 on: July 13, 2011, 07:29:51 PM »
LOL Granted but my are they codependent!

I wish you would have seen I had your car detailed! :)

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #524 on: July 14, 2011, 05:48:48 PM »
Granted!  And you did a beautiful job - but I own a truck.  But I'm sure the lucky car owner is very pleased.

I wish I had dark chocolate to go with my wine.