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Offline Greg MD

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #300 on: April 21, 2011, 07:23:53 PM »
Granted but in a few hours you'll be flushed down a dirty urinal.

I wish I had a cheese burger and curly fries

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #301 on: April 21, 2011, 07:28:20 PM »
Granted.  but it's a mad cow burger and you'll be on the toilet all night.

I wish I could record a grammy winning song.

Offline Greg MD

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #302 on: April 21, 2011, 07:31:45 PM »
Granted, thanks to the help of computers and your backup singers who have better voices than you, sadly (But not better look! You're a hottie!  ;D )

I wish I was a super hero

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #303 on: April 21, 2011, 07:46:01 PM »
Granted.  Unfortunately, the only superpower I could conjure was the ability to instantly identify exotic birds.

I wish I had invented facebook first

Offline Greg MD

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #304 on: April 22, 2011, 01:10:32 AM »
Granted. You are now one of the Winklevoss twins! However, you are not Mark Zuckerberg, the guy raking in all the money for it.

I wish to travel around the world, hitting up every single country.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #305 on: April 22, 2011, 01:27:02 AM »
Granted, but you are a fugitive who is waned for the spread of STDs

I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner

Offline Greg MD

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #306 on: April 22, 2011, 01:54:33 AM »
Granted, but that's also what I name my...oh, you get the point so I'll leave it at that.

I wish I could walk through walls like Kitty Pryde.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #307 on: April 22, 2011, 06:03:31 PM »
Granted, but you have to swing your hips to really walk like a woman.

I wish I could have some alone time with Hugh Jackman's Wolverine

Offline Tambit

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #308 on: April 22, 2011, 07:29:19 PM »
Granted, but you are actually going to have alone time with Hugh Jackman's pet, which is a wolverine.

I wish I could be young forever.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #309 on: April 23, 2011, 12:11:34 AM »
-laughingly twitches her nose Bewitched-style- Granted but you didnt specify age and you're stuck as a young pubescent teen.


I wish for a larger house.

Offline Tamhansen

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #310 on: May 09, 2011, 04:11:38 AM »
granted. you now live on an old Haviendha in Mexico, next door to your rival drugdealers.

I want to be a women's locker room doorknob

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #311 on: May 09, 2011, 06:04:09 PM »
Okay - but why?  What on earth do you think we do with doorknobs?  Granted, but you're the outside knob so you only can't see inside the room.

I would like unlimited iTunes downloads for free for life.

Offline elone

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #312 on: May 09, 2011, 06:16:44 PM »
Granted, unfortunately everything on Itunes is downloaded continuously onto your hard drive, rendering it slow and useless.

I wish for a brand new Harley Davidson motorcycle.

Offline Funguy81

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #313 on: May 09, 2011, 06:22:47 PM »
Granted, but it was recalled due to faulty engine problems.

I wish to have the ability to draw cartoons.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #314 on: May 09, 2011, 06:39:12 PM »
Granted, but you can't draw them well. 

I wish to clone myself and have a threesome with the E hunk of my choice.

Offline octaviath

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #315 on: May 09, 2011, 10:34:27 PM »
Your wish is my command...However, there were some difficulties in the cloning and what you have now are sub-humans. One is short and quite obese with a horrible overbite and one like while the other two seem to have come out joined at the cheek and shoulder. Have fun!

I wish to be immortal!

Offline elone

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #316 on: May 10, 2011, 12:12:42 AM »
Granted, unfortunately your immortality is as a resident in the pits of Hell.

I wish I could travel through time.

Offline Crazy

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #317 on: May 10, 2011, 07:01:38 AM »
Granted,  but step on one butterfly and the multiverse will tear itself apart.

I wish for a Coca-Cola.

Offline Funguy81

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #318 on: May 10, 2011, 07:08:38 AM »
Granted, but its that god-awful cherry flavor coke.

I wish for the playstation network to come back online.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #319 on: May 10, 2011, 01:11:19 PM »
Granted, but you will  notice a $5000 charge on your next credit card bill.  Good luck getting that sorted out.

I wish to never get sick again.

Offline elone

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #320 on: May 10, 2011, 05:06:48 PM »
You won't, dead people don't get sick.  Sorry

I wish that I were 22 years old again.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #321 on: May 10, 2011, 05:28:58 PM »
elone!  you are heartless!  you killed me...grrrrrrrrrr

Granted, but now you die at 23.  I hope you make the most of your year.

I wish to be the first female president of the USA.

Offline RP7466

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #322 on: May 10, 2011, 06:52:00 PM »
granted, but the high gas prices and recession are now your fault, women are made to look dumb, and all women hate you for it now.

I wish I had been born 150 years ago when you could homestead land.

Offline Sight Beyond

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #323 on: May 14, 2011, 05:32:11 PM »
Granted, when you reach adulthood you are drafted into a military and die fighting for some imperial power or in a revolution. 

I wish I could understand why my mind works the way it does. 

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #324 on: May 14, 2011, 05:39:17 PM »
Granted, but it's required such complex wiring to achieve this level of understanding that I'm afraid you now how an inoperable tumor and only 1 month to live.... enjoy!

I wish men weren't so clueless.