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Offline elone

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #450 on: June 15, 2011, 11:35:29 PM »
You can, but that work consists of looking for a new job, you're fired.

I wish I could read minds.

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #451 on: June 15, 2011, 11:37:11 PM »
Granted but then you read your partner's mind and find out they want to sleep with your best friend.

I wish I could heal the sick.

Offline elone

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #452 on: June 16, 2011, 12:18:04 AM »
Granted, but when people find out you are crushed to death in the stampede.

I wish I could meet  president Obama.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #453 on: June 16, 2011, 12:19:51 AM »
Granted, you and I attend a state dinner together.  We meet him, but we didn't have invitations - so - we spend the night in jail.  Totally worth it though.

I wish I could take a ride on a motorcycle. 

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #454 on: June 16, 2011, 12:24:21 AM »
Granted but you skid and fall off and break your pretty legs.

I wish I could be an astronaut.

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #455 on: June 16, 2011, 12:35:41 AM »
Granted, but you encounter little green men while in space and everyone thinks you're crazy now.  Not me thought - I thought you were crazy before now.

I wish I didn't have broken legs because I kinda like my legs.

Offline Sapien

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #456 on: June 16, 2011, 10:33:06 AM »
Granted, you receive your legs on a glass jar on formaldehyde where they will never be affected with stuff, and best of all.. never grow old! :)

Wishing for B&J's!

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #457 on: June 16, 2011, 10:41:51 AM »
Granted.  You have unlimted b's and j's but no vowels or other consonants, so I'm not sure what you'll be doing with them.

I wish my lunch date would cancel.

Offline Scribbles

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #458 on: June 16, 2011, 10:44:50 AM »
Granted! But I was worried you'd get bored so I set up a new, much longer, one!

I wish life was really like a box of chocolate!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #459 on: June 16, 2011, 11:41:40 AM »
Granted, you see your life being eaten away before your eyes by someone who didn't wish for that!

Wish I didn't have to cook tonight :(

Offline Shimeka

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #460 on: June 16, 2011, 12:23:15 PM »
Granted... The pizza will be here.... *knock knock* NOW!

I wish my stupid neighbore hadn't knocked thier stupid tree down in my backyard ><

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #461 on: June 16, 2011, 12:56:17 PM »
Granted!  However during the next strong storm the tree lands on your house instead of in the yard....

I wish I could win the lotto. 

Offline Zaphod

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #462 on: June 16, 2011, 01:47:12 PM »
Granted but your winning would attract the wrong kind of attention and you are forced to go underground.

I wish I knew how to knot a tie on my own.

Offline Shimeka

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #463 on: June 16, 2011, 03:32:00 PM »
Granted! Easy! Just tie it any old knot you want... like this!  **hey never said it had to be done right ^.^**

I wish there never ever was any wars!

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #464 on: June 19, 2011, 03:41:51 PM »
Granted! All the wars in the past have been erased. Now we are incredibly over populated and the world is dying due the dwindling amount of resources left on the planet.

I wish I could become the perfect version of myself.

Offline Katerina

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #465 on: June 19, 2011, 04:08:23 PM »
Granted, but now you are female! *giggles*

I wish I had a soda.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #466 on: June 19, 2011, 04:21:53 PM »
granted you have a glass full of

Enjoy!

I wish I had inspiration! :)

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #467 on: June 19, 2011, 04:32:22 PM »
Granted!  You are magically inspired to do things you ought not.  Sadly, you are found out and punished.  Sorry.

I wish boegiboe was playing.  :)

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #468 on: June 19, 2011, 04:39:12 PM »
Your wish is granted *magically appears purring in your lap giving you a little cuddle* Unfortunately he disappears after a short while...neko's can only play with each other...

I wish Belle could be a neko like me! Female of course...
« Last Edit: June 19, 2011, 04:42:00 PM by boegiboe »

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #469 on: June 19, 2011, 04:45:22 PM »
Granted - but you'll have to teach me and help me find an avi.  I have a feeling I'll be a high maintenance neko.

I wish RP partners didn't go on vacation without their computers - lol

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #470 on: June 19, 2011, 04:51:48 PM »
*Promises to take care of your neko needs*

Granted, your extremely lovable Rp partner struggles to bring his computer on holiday with him just for you! Unfortunately there is a mixup in the baggage loading and the bag is sent to Antarctica.

I wish I could take Belle with me on Holiday!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #471 on: June 19, 2011, 04:54:14 PM »
Granted. You get a puppet version of Disney's Belle to put in your backpack.

Wishes for nice evening meal! :)

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #472 on: June 19, 2011, 04:58:22 PM »
Granted.  Sadly, the meal is tainted with E-coli and you get... well .. very sick.

I wish my hair didn't cost so much to maintain. And no - bald is not an option!

Offline boegiboe

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #473 on: June 19, 2011, 05:02:40 PM »
Granted, all the good hairdressers quit leaving only the cheap dodgy ones. Your hair is maintained at a much cheaper price.... but at a greatly reduced standard to the extent that people look at you weirdly in the street and cross the road when they see you.

I wish I had the power to transform physical objects to my desire!

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #474 on: June 19, 2011, 05:05:53 PM »
Granted, but this gift only works on objects made of wood.  I have no idea why - that's just the way it is.  Still - you can have a lot of fun with you - yes?


I wish I could direct a movie that wins an Academy Award for Best Film of the Year.