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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #425 on: June 13, 2011, 04:04:52 PM »
Granted! You're now on the sun! Enjoy the tan! :)

I wish I didn;t have to write this silly report!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #426 on: June 13, 2011, 04:13:36 PM »
Granted - no need to write it, you shall just fail at whatever it may be and be a lazy lloser for always.  Enjoy!

I wish I could go back in time to just about 3 hours ago.


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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #427 on: June 13, 2011, 04:16:01 PM »
Puts you three time zones forward! Good luck getting home!

Wishes my dog would stop barking at the neighbours!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #428 on: June 13, 2011, 05:06:44 PM »
Granted, your dog is now a turtle.

I wish I had a turtle.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #429 on: June 13, 2011, 05:08:11 PM »
Granted and welcome to the world of Terry Pratchet. You're world turtle has just met it's mate, and apparently, yours is a female!

I wish I had a wish that couldn't go wrong!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #430 on: June 13, 2011, 05:10:48 PM »
Granted, you with to develop boils, pimples and carbuncles, and somehow, the wish is granted.

I wish I had a singing toilet.


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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #431 on: June 13, 2011, 05:12:52 PM »
Wish granted, you didn't need to flush before you rise, you get bubbled off your singing toilet even before you dropped your pants!

I wish I was a little bit taller!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #432 on: June 13, 2011, 05:37:47 PM »
Granted, and you look quite nice in those high heels. 

I wish the lovely thunder outside wasn't followed by terrifying lightning cracks.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #433 on: June 13, 2011, 05:39:22 PM »
Granted, from now on you first get the cracks, than the thunder, just like normal :)

Wished it was thundering here :)

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #434 on: June 14, 2011, 05:20:01 AM »
Granted, you now realize however your roof is leaking.

I wish I wasn't so gassy.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #435 on: June 14, 2011, 05:32:13 AM »
Granted, a little spark sets you of a ball of fire! Yay for chemical processes! :)

Wishes I hadn't drank so much coffee yesterday! Still naucious!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #436 on: June 14, 2011, 06:00:36 AM »
Granted! Too bad your still going to feel naucious!


I wish i could find the end of the rainbow!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #437 on: June 14, 2011, 11:44:30 AM »
Granted but the pot is empty.

Wished he could be satisfied with his avatar for once ^^

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #438 on: June 14, 2011, 11:58:03 AM »
Granted, your standards have been lowered and you are now easily satisfied.

I wish I was prepared for the trouble that has been unleashed on E.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #439 on: June 14, 2011, 11:59:04 AM »
Granted, you know get every bad line i'm typing as it leaves my fingers and before I hit enter.

Wished he was prepared too ^^

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #440 on: June 14, 2011, 12:02:21 PM »
Granted, though it took no effort.

I wish there weren't two wish thread - tres confus

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #441 on: June 14, 2011, 12:07:07 PM »
Granted U R Banned :P

Wished he never forgot his passwords again >.<

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #442 on: June 14, 2011, 12:11:24 PM »
Grrrrrrrrr - BRAT!  Granted - he doesn't forget the passwords, but is locked out of all his accounts due to excessive brattiness.

I wish I had a flower garden in my back yard.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #443 on: June 14, 2011, 12:13:25 PM »
Granted, unfortunately, its winter! :)

Wishes I would I regained access to my accounts again, and was able to remember all the passwords for them, tied to each specific account to which the password belongs, without anyone else in the world knowing them but me!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #444 on: June 14, 2011, 12:20:17 PM »
Granted, but you forgot to pay your internet and electric bill.  Enjoy your memory as you sit in the dark.

I wish M&Ms made you thinner.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #445 on: June 14, 2011, 12:22:05 PM »
Granted you are now to be found on the solvent shelf of the hard ware store!

Wished he had some inspiration

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #446 on: June 15, 2011, 05:44:25 AM »
Granted, but after reading Jack Kerouac you head out on the road and end up getting kidnapped and gang raped for weeks on end.

I wish there were a few more hours in each day.



(btw, I literally LOLed at the thinner one)

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #447 on: June 15, 2011, 06:10:03 PM »
Granted, but you have to spend all the extra time at work and the time is subtracted from your weekend.

I wish I could take a nap.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #448 on: June 15, 2011, 11:28:43 PM »
Granted but you will be haunted by a nightmarish dream making you wish you had never taken a nap.

I wish I didn't have work tomorrow.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #449 on: June 15, 2011, 11:33:21 PM »
Granted - you've been let go, so you don't have to work tomorrow, or tomorrow, or tomorrow.

I wish I could work from home tomorrow.