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Offline Sapien

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #475 on: June 19, 2011, 05:06:35 PM »
Granted... unfortunatlye steven spielburg steals your effort for ET

I wish I could get a nice car! :)

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #476 on: June 19, 2011, 09:52:20 PM »
Granted, but it will cost you a pretty penny - you can't afford both your home and the car - so the car becomes you home for a while.

I wish .. I don't need much ... how about world peace.

Offline elone

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #477 on: June 19, 2011, 11:51:27 PM »
How good of you. Unfortunately while the world is at peace with itself, the inhabitants are still fighting and killing.

I wish I could be a great golfer.

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #478 on: June 20, 2011, 08:38:18 AM »
You get your score down two points!  Too bad you now need carpal tunell syndrome surgery to fix the damage from all that practice.

I wish I had more time.

Offline BlueEyedBard

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #479 on: June 20, 2011, 10:49:48 AM »
Ok *time stops, freezing still everyone and everything in the world for eternity, except you* there you go, now you have all the time in the world.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #480 on: June 20, 2011, 02:44:24 PM »
Ok *time stops, freezing still everyone and everything in the world for eternity, except you* there you go, now you have all the time in the world.

Wished people also followed a granting by an actual wish :P

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #481 on: June 20, 2011, 05:06:07 PM »
Granted, but you have a lot of nerve calling anyone out for not following rules! Mister Rule-Breaker-Extraordinaire.

I wish I had a tattoo that would appear and disappear on my command.

Offline Missy

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #482 on: June 20, 2011, 05:08:11 PM »
Granted, but you don't get to decide what its a tatoo of.

I wish I could fly

Offline Belle33

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #483 on: June 20, 2011, 06:40:52 PM »
Happily granted, but you don't know how to land, and crash into the side of a mountain.  *winces* 

I wish I understood men.

Offline elone

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #484 on: June 21, 2011, 12:43:05 AM »
You do, but now you can't stand to be around them.

I wish I could read women's minds.

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #485 on: June 21, 2011, 05:45:45 AM »
Granted, but now you're obsessed with shoes.

I wish I had one of those instant food materializing devices like they have on star trek.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #486 on: June 21, 2011, 09:30:26 AM »
Granted but now you are the size of the Enterprise

I wish I could rotate my head in circles so I can see where I have been and where I am going

Offline elone

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #487 on: June 21, 2011, 10:30:37 PM »
After one such spin, your spinal chord is severed.

I wish I had a piece of chocolate cake right now.

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #488 on: June 22, 2011, 05:54:34 AM »
Here you go... just eat around the mold.

I wish my cat would stop biting at my ankles.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #489 on: June 22, 2011, 06:53:04 AM »
Granted but now you have a dog nipping at your ass

I wish find all the pens I have lost in my life

Offline SweetSierra

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #490 on: June 22, 2011, 08:19:56 AM »
Granted, but none of them work.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Offline Knightfox

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #491 on: June 22, 2011, 06:22:57 PM »
Granted, however now you are so full of energy, the government uses you to power the national grid.

I wish I could see the future.

Offline rhev

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #492 on: June 23, 2011, 07:38:32 AM »
Granted, but you can only see what's coming up on next week's general hospital episodes.


I wish my stomach wasn't so rumbly / upset.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #493 on: June 23, 2011, 11:30:52 AM »
Granted, but your belly is now so happy about life, you feel you must taste and eat food every second.

I wish there were a lot more smiling on this planet.

Offline Mordred

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #494 on: June 24, 2011, 06:35:20 PM »
Granted.. but now, everyone is so manic with those wild grins.. everything else gets forgotten about.. the planet then descends into a new age of chaos that never, ever ends.

I wish I could do a wish that would not go wrong.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #495 on: June 24, 2011, 06:42:07 PM »
Granted. The wish don't go wrong, but someone does another wish to counter it. Everything become wrong.

I wish to be able to grant wishes !

Offline Crazy

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #496 on: June 27, 2011, 02:20:22 AM »
Granted,  but all your wishes go horribly wrong.

I wish I could think of a thread as cool as this.

Offline Knightfox

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #497 on: June 27, 2011, 05:22:25 AM »
Granted, but your new thread becomes so popular, everyone in the world tries to post to it, causing the Internetz to overload and fry every phone line in the world!

I wish I had something in the house that was yummy to eat!

Offline Mordred

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #498 on: June 28, 2011, 09:37:36 AM »
Granted, but now you have become obsessed with 'just one more taste'.. Unable to function in any other way.

My wish is simple. To catch up and stay caught up on sleep.

Offline Anesa

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #499 on: June 28, 2011, 12:55:42 PM »
Granted, but while you were catching up on your z's, the world of "poetry" went to "hell in a hand basket"!  You were not here to "bust a rhyme", and now all limericks are "rubbish"....see?

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We need you bad... :-(

I wish I owned a chocolate factory so I could have ALL the chocolate I wanted anytime I wanted it!  :D