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Offline Pandamonium

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #225 on: June 30, 2010, 07:56:41 PM »
GRANTED!!

The woman come and swarm you, next day the doctor diagnoses you with AIDS sorry...you die from STDs :\

I wish I was in an anime! O__O

Offline Kiric Rand

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #226 on: June 30, 2010, 08:04:22 PM »
Granted, and you are immediately stomped by a mecha

I wish i had a beer

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #227 on: June 30, 2010, 08:27:42 PM »
Granted.

You get handed a Bud Light. Captain Morgan comes in and stabs you for betraying his brand

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #228 on: June 30, 2010, 08:29:12 PM »
I wish I had a Katana :D

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #229 on: June 30, 2010, 09:06:36 PM »
granted

the sword of your choice materalizes..... impales through your lung

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #230 on: June 30, 2010, 11:18:43 PM »
I wish I hadsomeone to play with?

Offline Monseiur

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #231 on: July 01, 2010, 05:59:14 PM »
Granted, but that someone turns out to be me, and I have a tendency to play pretty rough.

I wish I had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #232 on: July 01, 2010, 06:02:02 PM »
(lol Ive been weirdly portal obssesd today so your wish is awsome)

granted but you have to put up with a homicidal computer that puts you through a series of test, and pays people in cake.

I wish someone else would babysit?

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #233 on: July 01, 2010, 06:13:04 PM »
granted

someone large sits on the baby

I wish i were firday

Offline Monseiur

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #234 on: July 01, 2010, 06:15:59 PM »
(Portal itself is pretty awesome.)

Granted, but friday suddenly became the day Jason Voorhes visits your house.

I wish I never knew what the soggy biscuit game was.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #235 on: July 01, 2010, 06:50:57 PM »
At least I would die happy (sorry, Jason is my favorite horror character)

Granted, but you also forget everything you learned after that.

I wish i had my own tamed dragon

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #236 on: July 01, 2010, 06:57:31 PM »
granted, but it sneezes ebgulfing you and your loved ones in flames

I wish I had new roomates

Offline Monseiur

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #237 on: July 01, 2010, 07:19:43 PM »
Granted, but your new roommates are WoW freaks. Trust me, not a roommate you would want to have.

I wish for Ultimate Virilitytm!

Offline Sophyta

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #238 on: July 01, 2010, 08:17:23 PM »
Granted.  Instead of all the hot ladies wanting you and such, you only attract guys who love your ass. (No offence)

I wish for pudding.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #239 on: July 01, 2010, 08:18:24 PM »
granted pudding rains from the sky until your drowwnded in it

I wish for something bad to happen?

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #240 on: July 03, 2010, 09:13:20 AM »
Granted...

There are three massive earthquakes all around the world in different parts, killing thousands of ppl.  Two huge rouge Tsunmi's hit (somewhere you don't like), washing all the dead from the earthquakes into the sea.  The sharks are now happy that they can get their revenge from stupid over fishing.  Two metors hit (somewhere you like), causing a huge nuclear winter....

(Did not mean to go overboard)

I wish for a liger
« Last Edit: July 03, 2010, 09:39:42 AM by Sophyta »

Offline Synecdoche17

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #241 on: July 03, 2010, 08:53:04 PM »
I wish for a liger

The liger is very hungry. Oops.


I wish for rough, kinky sex with a pair of beautiful people!

Offline Sophyta

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #242 on: July 04, 2010, 08:35:41 AM »
Granted.

The two people (whichever you prefer), jerk off and wait for you to masterbate.

I wish for something fun.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2010, 03:31:20 PM by Sophyta »

Offline Maetrix

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #243 on: July 06, 2010, 12:07:35 PM »
I wish the previous post had made a wish to answer...

Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #244 on: July 06, 2010, 02:36:13 PM »
Granted,


Sophyta's secret unheard wish was that the next poster would wish for her to have made a wish for them to answer.




I wish I could be the new James Bond.








Offline Sophyta

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #245 on: July 06, 2010, 03:34:21 PM »
Granted...

You appear in two movies, you are a big success.  You are in the middle of your next film and your suddenly have an accident.  You can several of your co-workers are found dead.  The police are wondering and they are talking to your roommate (or other in your life).

I wish for a new puppy.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #246 on: July 06, 2010, 03:57:50 PM »
granted, its a wolf puppy and it eats you

I wish for quite

Offline Sophyta

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #247 on: July 06, 2010, 08:37:10 PM »
Granted...

You get quite for about 5 mins. Blaring noise is heard outside of where you are at.  You try headphones without music but its no use.

I wish for an ice cream shop.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #248 on: July 06, 2010, 08:54:49 PM »
Granted.

You open your ice cream shop, but unfortinally, you can only get one flavor in .... pistachio

I wish I could stop time

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #249 on: July 06, 2010, 09:35:45 PM »
Granted

Time stops, causing everything to fly forward from the sudden stopping of the earth's rotation.

I wish for a kiss.