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The Elliquian Herald & Post
Issue 73 ~ February & March 2017

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Author Topic: Wish granting gone wrong!  (Read 29831 times)

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Offline haikuoftears

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #175 on: May 30, 2010, 02:56:33 AM »
Gran---oh wait. NO! I am on strike! -grabs the magic lamp's lid then slams it shut-

I wish for someone who will make love to me all night long. o.o

Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #176 on: May 30, 2010, 11:29:35 AM »
You are strapped to a cold steel table.

It is dark or you are blind.

All is silent or maybe you are deaf.

But you can feel and it is intense.

The sun rises you are naked in a cornfield.




I wish I could talk to my dog.



Offline haikuoftears

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #177 on: May 31, 2010, 03:45:48 AM »
ooo alien abduction. >_> Anyway.

Granted. You are now a dachshund. Good boy -hands biscuit-


I wish for a jaguar.

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #178 on: May 31, 2010, 07:28:58 AM »
Granted, a black jaguar leaps from the air and proceeds to maul everyone in the surrounding area...the name tag around said kitty's neck lands you in trouble as it is your rampant kitty cat...have fun explaining that to the authorities!

I wish for all the music in the world

Online Galanthor

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #179 on: May 31, 2010, 08:40:22 AM »
granted, but you now hear every music on the world, including me singing under the shower, which will shouly make you wish you could rip your ears off

i wish for someone who wuvs me

Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #180 on: May 31, 2010, 09:29:36 PM »
Elmer Fudd kneels before you.

"I wuv you, as much as I wuv hunting wabbits."


I wish that love ruled the world.



Offline haikuoftears

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #181 on: May 31, 2010, 10:09:51 PM »
Granted. Now the antichrist named "Love" rules the world. Thank you. ~___~


I wish for love.

Offline Selene

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #182 on: June 01, 2010, 07:47:02 AM »
Love the Antichrist knocks on your door and makes himself at home.

I wish for my balloons last forever.

Offline haikuoftears

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #183 on: June 02, 2010, 12:39:25 AM »
Ah be still my heart *loves Love*

>_>;;;

Granted, now your balloons outlive you, and the world.

I wish for a cookie.

Offline Tenda

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #184 on: June 13, 2010, 10:08:11 PM »
Your wish is my command! An enormous cookie falls from the sky and lands on your car crushing it..

I wish for a warm bed at night (my feet are always so cold!)

Offline Hitori

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #185 on: June 13, 2010, 10:21:37 PM »
Wish granted, the moment the sun sets your bed starts on fire.

I wish for more cashews!

Offline Tenda

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #186 on: June 13, 2010, 10:23:46 PM »
Your wish is my command! Everything you touch becomes a cashew!

I wish for a second birthday

Offline Hitori

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #187 on: June 13, 2010, 10:30:27 PM »
wish granted, you are born all over again on June 13th of every year.

I wish my batteries lasted longer

Offline Anony Mouse

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #188 on: June 14, 2010, 01:09:22 AM »
In order to extend the life of your batteries they were made from radioactive material. The upside: you have the battery life of a small nuclear reactor. Downside: your children will now actually have a third leg.

I wish I were successful in all my endeavors. Ha!

Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #189 on: June 14, 2010, 11:43:16 AM »
Congratulations.


You are now approved for full access to Elliquiy.
You will also be receiving a reward for outstanding role play.


I do apologize however, I am a genie not a god.




I wish that I find an outstanding role playing partner.






Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #190 on: June 14, 2010, 01:26:14 PM »
Granted

Your partner is SO outstanding you feel more an more unskilled, until you stop posting because you are now so insecure about your own talents.

******

I wish all my cakes would rise perfectly

Offline Creshnagarine

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #191 on: June 14, 2010, 06:56:06 PM »
<poof>




A new magic stove replaces your old model and now your cakes always rise beautifully....
However upon taking the cake from the oven it falls flat.






I wish for a new pool motor since mine broke.










Offline Zelric Miras

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #192 on: June 17, 2010, 04:30:29 PM »
Granted but it is too strong and it sucks you in and you die from drowning.

I wish for an invisible micro-elephant


Offline Diablerie

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #193 on: June 17, 2010, 04:54:55 PM »
You wish for a hot woman in a micro top? *Flashes*

I wish...to have a chocolate lollipop now!

Offline Zelric Miras

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #194 on: June 17, 2010, 04:57:41 PM »
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You wish for a hot woman in a micro top? *Flashes*

*flicks hands* Done, but it melts before it reaches your lips.

I wish for a micro machines transformer.

Offline Diablerie

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #195 on: June 17, 2010, 05:01:07 PM »
*Pouts*

Done but they are defective  :P

I wish for rain!

Offline Zelric Miras

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #196 on: June 17, 2010, 05:11:34 PM »
Granted! But it is chocolate rain and the ants swarm the streets.

I wish for an harem!

Offline Diablerie

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #197 on: June 17, 2010, 05:14:40 PM »
Granted! But their all guys!  ::)

I wish for a male harem.

Offline Zelric Miras

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #198 on: June 17, 2010, 05:20:35 PM »
Granted but they are gay.

I wish for an army of rabid squirrels!

Offline TheWhiteEmperor

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #199 on: June 17, 2010, 10:23:57 PM »
Your wish.. Has been granted! No really, it has.. But the squirrels are quadraplegic.

I wish for my wish to have nothing wrong with it.