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Offline Zelric Miras

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #200 on: June 17, 2010, 10:27:25 PM »
Granted but the you ge something wrong.

I wish for a cup of happiness.

Offline Synecdoche17

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #201 on: June 18, 2010, 01:23:26 AM »
You get your cup of happiness, but it's someone else's happiness - they won't be happy ever again because of you wish.

I wish for warm toast and some fresh butter.

Offline Zelric Miras

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #202 on: June 18, 2010, 01:47:52 AM »
Granted, but the mold tells you the toast is not so fresh and the butter is soemhow toasty.

I wish for a pink panther in a blue leotard juggling green monkeys.

Offline Anony Mouse

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #203 on: June 22, 2010, 03:45:10 AM »
Granted! And for its next trick... it mauls you while simultaneously pelting you with the monkeys.

I wish for my wish to go horribly wrong. (( For my wish to go bad something good has to happen, see what I did there. ))

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #204 on: June 22, 2010, 11:11:28 AM »
Granted and a horde of kittens knocks you over as they wish for loving

I wish for an end of pain

Offline Monseiur

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #205 on: June 22, 2010, 12:42:50 PM »
Granted, but to do so you have to rescue a princess that's in another castle.

I wish I could get something better than blasted dial-up.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #206 on: June 22, 2010, 12:44:35 PM »
granted but instead you;ll get huges net which moves as slow as dial up sometimes and only allows you to be on so much cutting you off as soon as you typed up the huge post to your rp without saveing it.

I wish for a job

Offline Monseiur

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #207 on: June 22, 2010, 12:49:29 PM »
Granted, but your job is vaginal surgeon for sufferers of physical deformities.

I wish for another puppy! (I have one, but one can never have too much puppy in their life)

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #208 on: June 22, 2010, 12:51:31 PM »
granted but this puupy will eat your other one and pee next to your bed so its the first thing your feet touch when you wake up at night

I wish for a bunny

Offline Monseiur

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #209 on: June 22, 2010, 12:53:26 PM »
Darn, that was a good one. Erm... granted, but the bunny has a genetic deformity that causes it to gradually mutate into Rosie O' Donnell.

I wish for Michael Atkinson to go away. FOREVER.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #210 on: June 24, 2010, 11:19:54 AM »
Granted- he goes a way, forever.  It just so happens to be *your* way.  Alas.

I wish I were more creative when coming up with wishes. ;)

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #211 on: June 24, 2010, 11:46:03 AM »
granted but you can only come up with creative ways of getting it to rain

I wish it wouldn't be so hot

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #212 on: June 24, 2010, 11:52:44 AM »
Granted - alas, you are pelted with a rain of semi-frozen slime of unearthly origin.

I wish I was independently wealthy.

Offline Anony Mouse

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #213 on: June 25, 2010, 03:47:36 PM »
Granted! However, it was obtained through illegal means... now your rear serves as a pin-cushion for the other cell mates.

I wish for a better computer.

Offline DiverseDesires

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #214 on: June 25, 2010, 05:40:31 PM »
The acme delivery company bring one instantly to your door, even better than you'd hoped for


Unfortunately a gang of local hoodlums see it being delivered and rob you as soon as you go out, taking your TV and sound system too.


I wish for a good night's sleep


Offline Tambit

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #215 on: June 25, 2010, 05:49:13 PM »
Granted!  But you do not wake up in the morning, and sleep for 7 1/2 months straight.


I wish to be a published author!

Offline Sophyta

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #216 on: June 25, 2010, 07:58:28 PM »
Granted!  You get to publish two more books as well as your first.  You find out that your ideas caused a craze in the public.  You have several stalkers and you have a lawsuit on your hands.

I wish for a young woman.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #217 on: June 26, 2010, 07:28:10 AM »
Granted!  But you don't find out till later that she's a little TOO young, and are soon whisked off to prison where you are labeled a child molester, and roomed with a beefy dude named Bubba.

I wish I were a hero in a fantasy novel.

Offline Sophyta

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #218 on: June 26, 2010, 09:52:45 AM »
Granted....

You have a life of a hero and you were in two books out of a four book series. 

I wish to be a hot model.
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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #219 on: June 27, 2010, 10:40:10 PM »
granted, but you also get a creepy stalker who will grab you and dragg you into his car after you leave a modeling sesion ...your body will be found a week later in a ditch

I wish for a new house?

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #220 on: June 28, 2010, 09:43:26 AM »
Granted!  Alas, it is delivered via tornado, and crushes you on impact.

I wish for a Coke!

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #221 on: June 28, 2010, 10:12:13 AM »
granted its the original recipe and you die of an overdose

I wish for a maid

Offline Sophyta

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #222 on: June 29, 2010, 06:24:38 PM »
Granted.....The maid arrives at 7 am in the morning before you go to work.  You had a long day at work and returned home late.  You get to your door and find it opened, not locked.  All your possesses have been stolen.  She moved to another country with all your goods.  But atleast she had a cute outfit on.

I wish to be drunk.

Offline Gathering Wilderness

Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #223 on: June 29, 2010, 06:53:41 PM »

I wish to be drunk.

And so your wish is rightfully granted, you awake in the manor of a giant and are promptly stuffed into a glass, scotch poured atop you and down the giant's gullet you go.

I wish I had job.

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Re: Wish granting gone wrong!
« Reply #224 on: June 29, 2010, 07:48:01 PM »
Granted!  You are now an elephant proctologist.

I wish I was Don Juan.