The Princess Escort [D&D 5e][NC / EX]

[Laughing Hyena]

PS priests can do it to! (No they can't) Ohhh hoho. Priests have a ton of fun lewd stuff now that I think of it.

[Snowball]

That'd be a Blizzard

[Pink Professional]

Animate Rope. ^_^

I'd argue Snare is Animate Rope with a lack of imagination, but why stop at just one set of rope? Delona is but a few levels from being a walking BDSM Evening thanks to Animate Object. Earthbind is basically a free cast of Shibari-the-Princess if you think about it. Alter Self? With a creative enough DM, you do terrible and wonderful things with that spell.

[Laughing Hyena]

I'd argue Snare is Animate Rope with a lack of imagination, but why stop at just one set of rope? Delona is but a few levels from being a walking BDSM Evening thanks to Animate Object. Earthbind is basically a free cast of Shibari-the-Princess if you think about it. Alter Self? With a creative enough DM, you do terrible and wonderful things with that spell.

Exactly and with divination and polymorphs, it makes interrogations easy... or just making a pet be honest.

[Isengrad]

Don't forget one of the best cantrips ever. Prestadigitation, its first entry is a harmless sensory effect, so we have fun applications such as tickling from a far, the feel of stroking along the back or buttocks, or even a sense of vibration in a localized area.

[Laughing Hyena]

Don't forget one of the best cantrips ever. Prestadigitation, its first entry is a harmless sensory effect, so we have fun applications such as tickling from a far, the feel of stroking along the back or buttocks, or even a sense of vibration in a localized area.

Thats Prestidigitation. You say it wrong and you wind up making your voice croak at inappropriate times or the worst case is you have a violent sneezing fit. Gods help you if you mispronounce magic missile. (has a terrifying flashback of what happened.) I've never seen a drunk mage run for a latrine so fast...

That being said on a more useful note of lewdness; never forget the potency of a spare hand that can grope a princess 30 feet away from you. Mage Hand that is. (Never ever mispronounce this spell either)

[Pink Professional]

You all think to small.

Want to really use a spell for helping mold the Princess? Pick up Delona's Disposable Dome - The legally distinct but otherwise very similar version of Leomund's Tiny Hut.

What's more useful than bondage and groping? Being the safe harbour. When the Princess needs a night of being free from brutish Barbarians and loathsome Fighters who just want to fuck her into the muck; Delona's Disposable Dome. When the Cleric is being a little too handsy, and keeps talking about how good she'd look if she was doing her best Lady Godiva impression around the town? Delona's Disposable Dome.

For the low, low price of undying loyalty and devotion; you too can spend your evening relaxing inside of Delona's Disposable Dome.

Warning: Delona's Disposable Dome is Dispellable, and any dispelling does not rescind the cost of putting up the Dome. Delona's Disposable Dome does not create a perfect safe haven, nor does it guarentee a night of zero depravities as Delona may infact be equally depraved. Always consult your wizard to know if Delona's Disposable Dome is right for you.

[Gremgoblin]

That sounds like heaven. I wish we had that in real life.

[Isengrad]

As a side note, that's the perfect spell for exhibitionism. Clear as day and no one can get close unless they can dispel it. Give a show I. The middle of the square.

[Laughing Hyena]

Hallow is also useful for such veiled hideaways as well. No teleporting in!

[PrincessBuggy]

Uh... Hold Person? Grasping Vine? Reverse Gravity? I probably just lack creativity for kinky spell usage. 

[Pink Professional]

Also, no one mentioned the Cantrip Message?

[Laughing Hyena]

Good one, give orders to the princess secretly!

Mortimer is scribbling notes down in a scroll: "Whats that other spell that can give a familiar a breath attack again? ... We need two familiars! NOW!"

[Pink Professional]

Uh... Hold Person? Grasping Vine? Reverse Gravity? I probably just lack creativity for kinky spell usage. 

Those are obvious ones; but that's fine. Obvious is fine.

[Isengrad]

Honestly if ypur dm allows it, a creative and non lethal application of shocking grasp is prefect for e-stim scenes.

[Tavarokk]

On the note of spells, I'm kind of mad they added the qualifier "when the spell ends, the creature knows it was charmed by you" to charm spells in 5e. It really ruins it for the purpose of subversion and subterfuge, except the last minute stuff when the action is already on.

[Pink Professional]

Honestly if ypur dm allows it, a creative and non lethal application of shocking grasp is prefect for e-stim scenes.

There are a lot of spells that could work if you ignore the damage.

On the note of spells, I'm kind of mad they added the qualifier "when the spell ends, the creature knows it was charmed by you" to charm spells in 5e. It really ruins it for the purpose of subversion and subterfuge, except the last minute stuff when the action is already on.

Sometimes it's the knowing that makes it fun.

[1651Leviathan]

All these great spells, meanwhile rogues are just here with... dick sneak attack, I guess? Do dicks count as finesse weapons?

[Isengrad]

All these great spells, meanwhile rogues are just here with... dick sneak attack, I guess? Do dicks count as finesse weapons?

Depnds on how long you are I guess.

[Pink Professional]

All these great spells, meanwhile rogues are just here with... dick sneak attack, I guess? Do dicks count as finesse weapons?

I mean, I certainly know that I practice the use of dexterity with a dick.

[firepyre]

On the note of spells, I'm kind of mad they added the qualifier "when the spell ends, the creature knows it was charmed by you" to charm spells in 5e. It really ruins it for the purpose of subversion and subterfuge, except the last minute stuff when the action is already on.

Yeah, but by then you've got dirt on them anyway, so what does it matter? Might as well put your slutty princess to proper use.

Also:

Some crappy spell < manhandling your fucktoy while you rope her.

I mean, I certainly know that I practice the use of dexterity with a dick.

Don't roll a nat 1 then...

[snowdrop]

Honestly if ypur dm allows it, a creative and non lethal application of shocking grasp is prefect for e-stim scenes.

I'm always a huge fan of finding creative uses for spells and always more likely than not to allow fun interpretations... even when the context is not as fun as this.

I always like to interpret the "target knows it was charmed by you" effect as highly dependent on the situation. As in, the target knows they were under a magical charm by you, but doesn't necessarily know what exactly that means. Some people will immediately become highly suspicious, sure, but in other situations it may explained by the surroundings... a beautiful woman or a handsome charmer looking into your eyes and whispering some sweet nothings, amplified by magical charms, may only mean they were really trying to impress you, so being charmed might actually be flattering!

And there's always Suggestion, of course.

[Pink Professional]

I could fill a Level 7 Wizard Spelllist with nothing but potentially-perverted spells and have a viable character.

My favourite honourable mentions go to: Unseen Servant, Invisibility, Mirror Image, Phantasmal Force, and Black Tentacle.

[Laughing Hyena]

I should go looking for clerical spells that can be perverted from the books.

[Snowball]

So at first I said I'd refrain from throwing my hat in the ring... And then I realised how much of my brain kept idly returning to the game concept when I was doing other stuff...

I think I'd end up kicking myself if I didn't at least try my hand at it. A proper DnD game with lewd themes sounds endlessly interesting - sorry for making your life a little harder Snowdrop!

Backstory Time:

Logan K'tra is just old enough to remember the elementals. When he was very young, maybe seven or eight, playing in the woods against the strict instructions of his father, he began to grow thirsty. He wandered forwards, towards the sound of a babbling brook up ahead. Though his feet had since grown tired, he was certain that a quick drink would refresh his energy. With each step, he drew closer and closer to the source of the noise, until he broke past the treeline and to the source of the noise. What he had heard was no river. It was a full-blown water elemental, a towering pillar of elemental fury. It whirled within itself, the water crashing this way and that within its dissonant form. It was pure fury, pure chaos, pure wrath. Logan took one step backwards, and then another - but it was too late.

Logan was swallowed into the thing, absorbed into its amorphous form, thrown this way and that by the force of its internal currents. The water that constituted the elemental's form went in any direction it so pleased, but its only rule was not to break apart. Thus every time Logan managed to swim to the surface, he was pushed right back down again. The poor boy had never even seen the ocean - much less had an opportunity to train to swim against such a current. It was like swimming against a riptide in every direction. The churning waters pummeled his body, forcing the air out of his lungs. The bubbles floated out of the surface of the elemental, leaving him trapped to his doom. His vision faded...

Which was when his father dragged him right out of the water elemental, axe in hand. He was dragged to the riverbank, his father soaking wet with water dripping from his beard. His eyes were full of anger and grim determination. Logan started to apologize, babbling out some explanation.

"Not now, Logan. We'll talk at home," his father growled, turning to face the monster. His axe - Logan's birthright - gleamed in the evening light that filtered through the trees.

His father attacked, axe in hand, a whirling dervish of martial prowess that challenged the energy of the elemental. Wherever his weapon touched, the water seemed to recoil. It receded like the tide into the well-worn grooves of the stream's natural course. It wasn't long before the water elemental was gone, and in its place only a quietly flowing stream.

Back home, Logan would finally understand why his father had told him never to wander into the forest. It was a dangerous place, after all. No, the next time he ventured into the forest... he would go in to protect the people from the monsters that lurked on the borders of civilization. To kill the beasts that danced in shadow and the monsters lurking behind every rock and tree.



Who is your character? Where are they from? What are they like? Do they have friends, family, relatives, connections?

This is Logan's deepest, most treasured memory, and the one that informs the way he acts to this day. He grew up in a smaller village in the outskirts of the empire. His father was one of a long line of warriors, known as the 'Haraki', who protected the village from the elemental beasts in the forest nearby. Despite the abatement of the elemental threat when King Leo united the empire, the village would maintain this martial tradition. Perhaps due to the relatively weak imperial presence, or perhaps because of the more superstitious nature of the rural people that lived there.

Either way, Logan grew up with a firm memory of the elemental threat (one that has only softly faded away), a long-lasting fear of water that he never fully overcame, and a desire to follow in his father's footsteps. He trained with his father in the ways of fighting these monsters, even when Queen Eriphise banished them all.

As he grew older, he left to become an adventurer. The skills he learnt with his father were applicable to fighting regular bandits and wild beasts, after all. Still, he never quite forgot why he had learned to fight in the first place. Some niggling little though lingered in the back of his mind. The suspicion that this peace couldn't last, that whatever Queen Eriphise had done would come undone, in the way that things always went. His travels across the land reflected this, as he did his best to learn whatever he could of what the elementals were, from all those who were old enough to tell him, from books that were regarded as irrelevant and useless.

He'll be in his early-thirties by the time this all begins. While the rougher edges of his accent have been sanded off from his years of travel, he still speaks with a little of his childhood accent. He is a rougher man, quite comfortable living in the wilds but having come to appreciate the finer things in life as well (as he made coin from his adventures). He's friendly, almost jovial - but very mission oriented. He grew up in a place where life was difficult, where doing your job was the difference between life and death. He's not very well-educated in a traditional sense, his knowledge all oriented towards simpler things. He's also a little superstitious, believing in weird traditions and reciting some strange metaphors or parables that make little sense.

Logan will have a few contacts amongst the more rural areas of the empire (don't want to commit to a cardinal direction ). The most important character I can see coming up in the story is his father - an old man by now, but perhaps one of the most reliable sources for information about the elementals. He has his father's axe, which I could make a simple +1 weapon that's bought, but I'd be very interested in tying it into the story in a more critical way. He would probably be useful in talking to people who lived away from the metropolitan areas of the world, especially those from shamanic or nature-aligned cultures.



Why has King Leo decided to trust them enough to hire you for his elite group of adventurers? How long have you been with the group?

This is the primary reason he reached King Leo's radar. Even in time's of peace, there are people whose job is to worry. They wondered at what might happen if the elementals came back. What if a water elemental were to destroy a key aqueduct? What if a fire elemental made its way into the black powder stores? What if some beast appeared in a city centre?

Given that few clearly remembered the way to fight the elementals (and even fewer had even seen one), King Leo gave some effort to keeping some such men in their employ. When his agents scattered to try to make a contingency plan, they learned of some villages that still kept to the old ways. Fighting styles that had perhaps become more ceremonial than practical, but still bore some merit to have on hand. And of all of these Haraki, Logan was the most accomplished, the most competent.

In these days, the darkest the empire has seen since before King Leo took the throne, there is a need for someone who remembers the old threats and how to fight them. There was some merit to keeping Logan on retainer after all!

(In-character, this would be represented by Logan being a Ranger with Favoured Enemy - Elemental. He would also have a decent knowledge about the elementals that other people might not know of, though they were given to him in the form of stories and myths in an oral tradition, rather than by his own encounters. Some of this knowledge is likely exaggerated or hazy.)

I'm pretty open to any amount of time spent with the group - it'd be fun to roleplay in either direction.



What is your preconception of Princess Cliara?

Logan considers Princess Cliara's... situation, as part of her duty. Everyone is born to his or her station in life, and it is fulfilling such duties that marks a virtuous person from a cowardly one. While he will feel some sympathy for her situation (where she's forced into something), he'll probably chide her to do her duty. Saving the world is a difficult endeavor, and Princess Cliara is using her body to do so just as much as a warrior is.

With that in mind, he's not exactly pleased with her running off at the start of the campaign, as King Leo said. Unless she has a very good reason, Logan is going to view her in a dim light for shirking her duty.

And, of course, she's a very pretty woman that he wouldn't mind doing stuff with - for the good of the empire, of course.



What are your ons/offs? What are your character’s ons/offs?

Player Ons: Cock Worship (Receiving), Oral (Receiving), Collaring Another, Petplay, Harems (Not that I think that'll come up), Submissive Female Partners, Non-Con, Tying Someone Up

Player Offs: Bathroom stuff, gore in a sexual context, bestiality, excessive pain or mutilation.
Not super comfortable with my character having sex with another male. Abusing the princess together is fine, though.

I'm willing to be a lot more liberal with my O/Os in this particular campaign than in my solo RPs - so don't let my general O/Os fool you. I'm on board with the premise.

Character Ons: Cock Worship (Receiving), Oral (Receiving), Collaring Another, Petplay, Submissive Female Partners, Non-Con, Tying Someone Up

Character Offs: Bathroom stuff, gore in a sexual context, bestiality, excessive pain or mutiilation.



Summary:

Logan is a Ranger with Favoured Enemy Elementals (since I gather they'll be pretty prevalent), and a decent knowledge about them and what they're like, due to his upbringing. He was raised as a Haraki, a warrior who would defend his village against the mystical beasts.

This a man who has spent his entire life waiting to fight an enemy that never showed up. Now, they're coming back, and he wants to be in the frontlines of this war, even if he didn't expect what that would entail.