The Princess Escort [D&D 5e][NC / EX]

[Isengrad]

I do have a question regarding the lore of this world. Would navel battles or the use of ships have come into play duirng the unification war?

[Ershin]

I could fill a Level 7 Wizard Spelllist with nothing but potentially-perverted spells and have a viable character.

My favourite honourable mentions go to: Unseen Servant, Invisibility, Mirror Image, Phantasmal Force, and Black Tentacle.

Ah, lewd mages are the best.

Speaking of Charm Person and Suggestion, Fast Friends from Acquisitions Incorporated is a lovely half-way point between the two as a higher level spell. An hour like Charm Person, concentration and will do what you ask like Suggestion, but unlike Suggestion you can ask them to do another task when they finish the original, anything dangerous you ask of them only gives them a new saving throw instead of ending the spell (unless it would result in certain death) and like Charm Person is can be upcase to include additional targets~
Unsure why the decision was made that Sorcerers can't learn it though. Clerics can though.

Artificers don't get too many lewd-application spells.
Grease, rope trick, snare, catnap at later levels and... That's about it? Hmm. I wonder what lewd things can be done with the infusions available at level 6

[Kathyan]

Absolutely! I'm all for players to make ties to the game world and the pre-existing characters, and Lilianne being familiar with the royal family would only make sense

I'm open to firearms, though I'd have to give a bit of thought as to what exactly they would mean game mechanics- wise. I think I know of at least two or three slightly different rules for firearms but I've never used any of them, soooo... I'm not sure what to think But conceptually, I don't think there should necessarily be anything wrong about the idea. If anyone has actually played with firearms in 5e, I'd love to hear of any experiences!


I'm loving reading everyone's thoughts and ramblings on each other; I'm sorry if I haven't commented, I'm definitely reading everything, but I'm kinda trying not to say anything just yet, outside of questions directed at me (which are of course welcome!) -- I'm just trying to be as impartial as I can be unless the actual party is chosen ^_^; And it's of course absolutely not a requirement for anyone to do any kind of inter-character roleplaying before they know if they're even going to be in the game.

I love everyone's characters, this is not going to be an easy choice!

Cool I'll try to get some interaction with the members of the royal family in case I make it through the cut. Wonder if I could include Lilianne having some sort of authority or influence over any of them, perhaps as a concubine of the king it was her idea that she was given the authority to train, err, to instruct the princess. Wonder if she could manage to be intimate with the queen as well?

About firearms, I've only seen them being used as fancy crossbows but given one of the picture I might end up using was Bayonetta I thought I could make an artificer that used a gun.

Definitely a lot of lore the four who get in are going to have to hash out, at the very least. I'm fully prepared to geek out on the fey and fair folk as needed, since they'd be particularly relevant to my orc-y boy. I like that Laughing Hyena's putting in the time to already flesh out the world though! He's submitted some really cool gods and concepts already.

Fey are also particularly relevant for Lilianne too since she descends from them even if I end up playing a human and given rumors say that there are entrances to the feywild in her lands. I'm thinking her family name could either be Feystar or LeFay.



By the way about conflicting orders given by different members of the party maybe they could make competitions to settle this out, furthermore this could also be used to set up D/s sex encounters between players whether they are solved by dice or OOC chat.

And given the recent mention of dirty uses for spells, a couple favorite of mine are suggestion and phantasmal force but any spell could be given a lewd use with creativity, just as shocking grasp was mentioned for stimulation I'm pretty sure a paladin could do a branding smite to leave temporary brand on some ass before spanking just like an artificer could turn into futa with alter self and then use enlarge to give some tough pounding.

[Pink Professional]

Me, when a new character gets added: Whoo, new stuff!

Also me, when I realise a new character means I have to update the Opinions sheet, so that no one gets left behind: Aaaaah shit.

[Zaer Darkwail]

Also me, when I realise a new character means I have to update the Opinions sheet, so that no one gets left behind: Aaaaah shit.

This reason why left updating mine to the last day before selection day. I won't edit any new ones even if the last moments appear twenty more applicants.

[Laughing Hyena]

I think we are officially up to a 1 in 8 chance of getting invited now. Monday cannot come fast enough.

[Pink Professional]

Well, there are currently 23 characters submitted, however there are a few doubles; and I doubt anyone is going to get both of their characters in.

So it's basically a 4/21 of getting selected?

(Edited because I misremembered how many double-ups we had.)

[snowdrop]

I do have a question regarding the lore of this world. Would navel battles or the use of ships have come into play duirng the unification war?

"Navel battles"? Wrestling over who tickles the other's belly button first? D: ^(sorry!)

I imagine Eboria being a peninsula shape with many naval cities, so navies would definitely have played a part in the wars; if for nothing else, than for the need to transport troops. Large-scale naval battles between powerful seafaring people could definitely have been a big part of at least some parts of the campaign, not to mention protecting important supply and trade ships from pirates and sea monsters.

[ElayneTrakand]

I wish everyone luck! And have a fun time choosing Snowdrop, you have your work cut out for you here!

[Gremgoblin]

May the Gods of Eboria go with you all! Good luck in this harrowing selection!

[Pink Professional]

I refuse to put faith in the Gods of Eboria...

...Mostly because they are currently Laughing Hyena's, and canonising them reduces the slots available to me down to three...

......Don't you judge me.

Good luck everyone though. This has been a delightfully chill topic, and even if that topic ends up shifting dramatically tomorrow it has been remarkably pleasant.

[PrincessBuggy]

I refuse to put faith in the Gods of Eboria...

...Mostly because they are currently Laughing Hyena's, and canonising them reduces the slots available to me down to three...

......Don't you judge me.

Good luck everyone though. This has been a delightfully chill topic, and even if that topic ends up shifting dramatically tomorrow it has been remarkably pleasant.

Laughing Hyena deserves it! You know who I cast my ballot for. :0

But yeah, its been pleasant OOCly, and regardless of who gets in I think a good time's already been had by all. Best of luck to everyone! 

[Pink Professional]

Laughing Hyena deserves it! You know who I cast my ballot for. :0

But yeah, its been pleasant OOCly, and regardless of who gets in I think a good time's already been had by all. Best of luck to everyone! 

I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it; I just don't wanna reduce the chances of people I like getting in.

...Admittedly, there are more than 4 people I'd want to get in, but C'est la vie.

[Isengrad]

"Navel battles"? Wrestling over who tickles the other's belly button first? D: ^(sorry!)

I imagine Eboria being a peninsula shape with many naval cities, so navies would definitely have played a part in the wars; if for nothing else, than for the need to transport troops. Large-scale naval battles between powerful seafaring people could definitely have been a big part of at least some parts of the campaign, not to mention protecting important supply and trade ships from pirates and sea monsters.

Don't worry about the jab, used to it. Spelling has always been an issue for me so if spellcheck does not catch it or its a damn homophone I end up looking ass out. It does lead to funny quips at the other end through .

So that's good, means the idea I have in mind for the build could work. That is if I get selected, if not I hope eveyone has a great time.

[snowdrop]

Don't worry about the jab, used to it. Spelling has always been an issue for me so if spellcheck does not catch it or its a damn homophone I end up looking ass out. It does lead to funny quips at the other end through .

I didn't notice it at first either and I don't usually like to correct simple spelling mistakes for no reason, so apologies again! -- I just got the mental image of what exactly a "navel battle" would be like and it gave me the giggles, so I had to share.


Everyone, I probably won't be able to make the decisions until Tuesday, so you're unfortunately going to have to bite your nails for one more day... there's just so many applications; I want to give every single one my full attention so I can make it as fair to everyone as I can; and I have a deadline for a big real-life writing task tomorrow, so I'll be spending most of Monday working on that. Sorry!

[Pink Professional]

I didn't notice it at first either and I don't usually like to correct simple spelling mistakes for no reason, so apologies again! -- I just got the mental image of what exactly a "navel battle" would be like and it gave me the giggles, so I had to share.


Everyone, I probably won't be able to make the decisions until Tuesday, so you're unfortunately going to have to bite your nails for one more day... there's just so many applications; I want to give every single one my full attention so I can make it as fair to everyone as I can; and I have a deadline for a big real-life writing task tomorrow, so I'll be spending most of Monday working on that. Sorry!

Understandable; have a nice day.

[Laughing Hyena]

All good. ^_^

[Zaer Darkwail]

All good, albeit adds nice build up suspense as well 

[Isengrad]

I didn't notice it at first either and I don't usually like to correct simple spelling mistakes for no reason, so apologies again! -- I just got the mental image of what exactly a "navel battle" would be like and it gave me the giggles, so I had to share.


Everyone, I probably won't be able to make the decisions until Tuesday, so you're unfortunately going to have to bite your nails for one more day... there's just so many applications; I want to give every single one my full attention so I can make it as fair to everyone as I can; and I have a deadline for a big real-life writing task tomorrow, so I'll be spending most of Monday working on that. Sorry!

It's all good, it was a funny image. ^.^

Other than that, take the time you need. It build suspense and it gives me the chance to get the funds together to bribe the DM to work on my concept a bit more and iron it out.

[Laughing Hyena]

Laughing Hyena deserves it! You know who I cast my ballot for. :0

But yeah, its been pleasant OOCly, and regardless of who gets in I think a good time's already been had by all. Best of luck to everyone! 

Thank you for the thumbs up PrincessBuggy. :)

[1651Leviathan]

Yes, whoever gets selected, know that I will be following the game with great interest!

[Doomblade403xxx]

Lewd Spell: Power Word Ejaculate

[Zaer Darkwail]

Or sorcerer metamagic; Perverted Spells.

[firepyre]

Please. Everyone knows the best spell in 5e is Shillelagh.

It straight up empowers your wood. ;p

[Laughing Hyena]

How to lewd a fireball. Now that is a true conundrum.